Best shooting one liners .

[Harnser]

In the good old days when honest law abiding citizins of this country could own and shoot handguns ,i was taking an intensive pistol shooting course . When i told the instructer that i was going to purchase a number of different guns in different calibers .I asked him how many guns did he own .His answer was ,BEWARE OF THE MAN WHO ONLY HAS ONE GUN ,HE IS PROBERBLY A GOOD SHOT . Advice that has stayed with me for many,many years .

Do you have any more .Harnser .

[Bagsy]

Well known on here..........

 

On missing a clay........'there's a pube in my action' - Mungler, JJs, Oct 2007!

[Dunkield]

An old un but still a good un..

 

'Shoot where they are going, not where they've been'

 

Sounds better in a proper West Country gamekeeper accent.

[jonno 357]

Can this one be moderated zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz cos you are boring. Is that a shooting one liner?

 

Jonno

[peter-peter]

An old un but still a good un..

 

'Shoot where they are going, not where they've been'

 

Sounds better in a proper West Country gamekeeper accent.

shoot where they are going what a cracking line stue

its trying to get it into their heads thats the problem.

[jayward]

Try to shoot at nothing as you will miss shooting at something !!!

[JohnGalway]

I don't remember it exactly but on a coyote shooting DVD after several misses on the same 'yote "Boy, once we get these barrels warmed up we're sure gonna do some business!"

[trakker01]

grandad used to say ......' If they don't trust us with guns, how can we trust them with the government?'

 

bless

[anim al]

when you've just had your hair parted,,,,

 

I DIDN'T THINK IT WAS LOADED

[berettaman1]

For me,.... Josie wales reply to the bounter hunter in the film,..........DYING AINT MUCH OF A LIVING!!

[Lord Geordie]

This is my Rifle This is my gun

 

This is for fighting this is for fun

 

 

OR

 

It ain't the size that matters

 

It's where you point it that counts

[tulkyuk]

best one iheard was when someone missed a pheasant and was getting ribbed about it - " there's plenty of space around em you know"

[grasshopper]

Someone on here`s got a signature thats a good line;

 

It`s not the calibre of the gun .... It`s the calibre of the man behind it that matters!!

 

GH

[starlight32]

For me,.... Josie wales reply to the bounter hunter in the film,..........DYING AINT MUCH OF A LIVING!!

 

 

Not forgetting though

 

Young rebel - 'I sure wish we could bury them fella's'

 

Josey Wales- 'To hell with them fella's the buzzards gotta eat same as worms' ''''spit'''

[Evil Elvis]

On missing a clay........'there's a pube in my action' - Mungler, JJs, Oct 2007!

 

....i was going to use that one!!!!

 

 

AEROSMITH " i SWEAR I DIDNT KNOW THAT .45 WAS LOADED!"

[lewis]

the best one i heard was if you miss a phesant say that they fotgot to put the lead in the cartridge

 

Lew

[A K A]

if it moves....shoot it.....if it dont.shoot it till it does.

[baikal boy]

this is an old one.i could of had it but just wasnt trying

 

 

paddy

[JohnGalway]

best one iheard was when someone missed a pheasant and was getting ribbed about it - " there's plenty of space around em you know"

 

I like it, must remember that one

[Poacher]

On the pheasants the best i've heard was an old boy who (back in the day used to be an amazing shot, however i'm not even sure he can see 10 yards now) when he misses them he says

Oh did you see that, i think i just tickled that one

[loopy bunny blaster]

"bloody hell this heat is affecting my chokes"

 

"the parralex is way out on this scope"

 

"i think my fore end is out of line"

 

"this gun dosent fit as well as it did in the shop"

 

"im better with a side by side"

[game_boy]

Farmer who is boss to one of mates, on who's land we were practising on trying to get to grips with some high birds.

 

 

"Now see what you did there ?!! (after manageing to actually hit something) Well, now do it again...!"

[Tarka]

with reference to 20bores from a hater of 20bores....

 

"If your gunna make a bang, make a big bang!"

[lurcherboy]

On missing a clay........'there's a pube in my action' - Mungler, JJs, Oct 2007!

 

....i was going to use that one!!!!

 

 

AEROSMITH " i SWEAR I DIDNT KNOW THAT .45 WAS LOADED!"

 

 

Good track EE

 

 

You missed it because your a ******

 

From my coach 5 years ago

 

 

 

 

 

LB

[Evil Elvis]

ALL aerosmith tracks are good.....except the album....honkin on bobo....pile of doodoo