salisburykeeper Posted December 18, 2007 Report Share Posted December 18, 2007 Here's one than will make you all laugh, I went out last night with the lamp and rifle to bag a few bunnies and as i was walking across my feild being a freezing cold night i was bursting for a pee, so as i walked down one of the empty paddocks that have the horses in during the day a came to a corner of the feild where i had to get through the electric fence, now my missus usually turns the fence off every night so i didnt think twice about answering the call of nature. As bad luck would have it i started to wee and didnt realise that firstly it was actually onto the fence and secondly it was LIVE!! I thought a had been shot in the nuts!! it took me a few minutes to stand up straight again and realise what the hell was going on,needless to say my hackney wick retreated like a snails eye and i called it a night.I honestly thought that an electric fence zap going up a wee trail was an old wives tale, first hand experience unfortunatly has proven the theory wrong! has anyone else had any embarrasing moments as bad as this whilst out shooting? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myuserid Posted December 18, 2007 Report Share Posted December 18, 2007 You should watch mythbusters on sky: http://kwc.org/mythbusters/2003/10/mythbus...f_bricks_t.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wookie Posted December 18, 2007 Report Share Posted December 18, 2007 Hehehe. Friend of mine did that a few years ago. Laughed my **** off when he started swearing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaniel Posted December 18, 2007 Report Share Posted December 18, 2007 That was excellent, well not for you anyway...but gave me a good laugh Got to be one of the best stories i have heard this year Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tulkyuk Posted December 18, 2007 Report Share Posted December 18, 2007 is all i can really say about that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazza Posted December 18, 2007 Report Share Posted December 18, 2007 :yp: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimdfish Posted December 18, 2007 Report Share Posted December 18, 2007 My friends dog jinty once cocked his leg against a fence. Oh how we laughed. What made it even funnier was he proceeded to bite the fence and got another and another after that. Jim Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
al4x Posted December 18, 2007 Report Share Posted December 18, 2007 I once touched a mains one while getting over a metal gate and it earthed through my chest. I really thought I was dying so have every sympathy for peeing on one though it even makes me laugh :yp: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markbivvy Posted December 18, 2007 Report Share Posted December 18, 2007 my missus usually turns the fence off every night its her fault, make her kiss em better. :yp: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckytrigger Posted December 18, 2007 Report Share Posted December 18, 2007 Lol that was a very entertaining read You do have my sympathies though as ive grabbed hold of a lecky fence whilst lamping and that was painfull enough never mind getting a jolt up the 'old man' :yp: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferret Master Posted December 18, 2007 Report Share Posted December 18, 2007 Getting shocked through the barrel of the gun isn't nice either! FM :yp: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Outlaw Posted December 18, 2007 Report Share Posted December 18, 2007 Sorry mate it couldnt have been nice, :yp: but reading that made my day :lol: Tony Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markbivvy Posted December 18, 2007 Report Share Posted December 18, 2007 http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=esymRl_0C2s&NR=1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bagsy Posted December 18, 2007 Report Share Posted December 18, 2007 my missus usually turns the fence off every night its her fault, make her kiss em better. :yp: If it happened to me the Mrs kissing me nads would be a shock in itself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dustyfox Posted December 18, 2007 Report Share Posted December 18, 2007 I was working on a game farm once, there was an ally about 3-4 foot wide and on the left was the rearing pens with outside runs and on the right was a layers pen six foot high with electric fence on top. Anyway I had to put the poults in just before it gets dark so I went in the poults rearing pen with a door 4 foot high, i had to bend down to get in, I got all the poults in and I had a lump hammer on me at the time for some reason. Anyway on the way out I crawled out bending down to get out with the lump hammer in my hand still, I stood straight up with the electric fence touching my head just above my right ear. ZAPP my arms straitened out and clinched the lump hammer wich I dropped afterwards my head went backwards my eyes shut I think and it felt like someone punched me in the head. The boy who was helping me stood the laughing himself to death. I had a headache for the rest of that night, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muddy Funker Posted December 18, 2007 Report Share Posted December 18, 2007 I've spat a load of red wine over the moniter at these stories :yp: Nothing like laughing at others misfortune Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beardy Posted December 18, 2007 Report Share Posted December 18, 2007 I know how you feel the wife had put the foals in the paddock in the morning and asked if i could check them at lunch time i forgot she had got her self one of these mains electric fences so as a good little hubby i went to see the foals. Normaly the fences dont realy bother me as the battery is usualy flat so not thinking no i will refrase that not knowing i just stradled the fence all i can say is they give you one h---l of a kick ,as they say take away the pain but leave the swelling ,by the way wife through her tears thought the whole thing to be hillarous beardy :yp: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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