Dunkield Posted January 8, 2008 Report Share Posted January 8, 2008 True story of where I work someone left there PC unlocked and went to lunch Someone else sent a mail out to a huge distribution list from the absent user telling the world he was changing sex and from Monday he wanted to be known as Gloria. Someone else 'lent' their password to someone else and that person invited several hundred people round to the lenders house for a party that coming weekend. The classic mobile trick is to change the language to something obscure - that works.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mungler Posted January 8, 2008 Report Share Posted January 8, 2008 Text "I have always loved you" randomly to the mobiles listed in the phones contacts list. That's a special treat. I did it to my cousin and the recipients list included his ex girlfriend and some Investment Bankers who has lent his company a very large sum of money. He was quite cross as I recall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taz24 Posted January 8, 2008 Report Share Posted January 8, 2008 (edited) Yep, before you ask Frank, I am bored this time Any of you lot got anything interesting? My mate has a bloke shouting I'm standing next to the w****r I'm standing next to the w****r Unfortunatly he's normally stood next to me in the pub when it goes off. I wonder if he's trying to tell me somthing taz. Edited January 8, 2008 by taz24 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mungler Posted January 8, 2008 Report Share Posted January 8, 2008 The funniest one I heard was a text notification that said in Vickie Pollard voice "oooo your've got a text you dirty slag" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferret Master Posted January 8, 2008 Report Share Posted January 8, 2008 Just downloaded going away. Another good one is 'WARNING, GINGER ALERT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hawkeye Posted January 8, 2008 Report Share Posted January 8, 2008 (edited) For my text i have a youg child laughting its a dirty laugh.. As ring tone i have the whistled song from Clint Eastwood' the GOOD the BAD and the UGLY Edited January 8, 2008 by hawkeye Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pin Posted January 8, 2008 Report Share Posted January 8, 2008 I think anything other than "ring ring" should mean you are shot. In the face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferret Master Posted January 8, 2008 Report Share Posted January 8, 2008 I think anything other than "ring ring" should mean you are shot. In the face. You sound like Clarkson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted January 8, 2008 Report Share Posted January 8, 2008 The theme tune from Trumpton for when it's ringing, (never heard anyone else with it), and a cow mooing for texts. P. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted January 8, 2008 Report Share Posted January 8, 2008 Mine is Basketcase by Greenday. You dumped the Motorhead one then Martin, I liked that whenm it went off at Braintree I use different tunes for every caller so I know when to avoid answering But Running Riot by Cocksparrer is my favourite one. LB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnGalway Posted January 8, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 8, 2008 (edited) . Edited September 2, 2009 by JohnGalway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Elvis Posted January 8, 2008 Report Share Posted January 8, 2008 Therapy?...polar bear hot rockin tune!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Browning GTS Posted January 8, 2008 Report Share Posted January 8, 2008 Run Rabbit Run by Flanigan & Alan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pumpitup Posted January 8, 2008 Report Share Posted January 8, 2008 Ghostbusters theme (old but classic) for ringing and 'spider pig' by Homer Simpson for texts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highseas Posted January 9, 2008 Report Share Posted January 9, 2008 mines a rabbit sqweel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr lee Posted January 9, 2008 Report Share Posted January 9, 2008 Used to have that Irish bloke shouting 'Pick up the phone, your phone is ringing...pick up da bloody phone..' Used to get louder the longer it rang. Got some funny looks though whilst refurbing a club in town which was run by an Irish bloke. Changed it to a loud old classic telephone straight after. Been like that ever since. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunkield Posted January 9, 2008 Report Share Posted January 9, 2008 Just downloaded going away. Where from FM? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidibear Posted January 9, 2008 Report Share Posted January 9, 2008 I have the theme to Robinson Crusoe, the 1960's black and white classic that always seemed to be on every morning during the school summer holidays when I was a kid. Anyone aged 30+ will remember it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul in North Lincs. Posted January 9, 2008 Report Share Posted January 9, 2008 I have a yankee guy shoutING ..... "WARNING............. WARNING...............KN*B JOCKETY ALERT..................KN*B JOCKEY ALERT FAF. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sandersj89 Posted January 9, 2008 Report Share Posted January 9, 2008 Just downloaded going away. Where from FM? Stuart, you can get it here: http://www.horseandhound.co.uk/offers/ringtones.php Or if you pm me yur number I can send it over to you. Jerry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Outlaw Posted January 9, 2008 Report Share Posted January 9, 2008 I have a sad and sick collection of Bum Burps I have recorded, My fav has to be the one with a little Quiff at the end as Pirate calls it I also have the police.mp3 just a siren r2d2.mp3 Star Wars droid Yoda_message.mp3 Message alert Ten_inch_penis.mp3 Sounds like shop tannoy asking for the man with the 10 inch penis to come to the phone please W****R.mp3 That one is a fog horn/warning horn then "warning you are standing next to a w****r/DIY man I have blue toothed them to Calams phone and set it sometimes for the bum burps and ring her when she is out shopping Tony Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vole Posted January 9, 2008 Report Share Posted January 9, 2008 Benny Hill Theme tune for me.Results in me getting chased around by scantilly clad women. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AIRARMSTX200 Posted January 9, 2008 Report Share Posted January 9, 2008 Yep, before you ask Frank, I am bored this time Anyway, I changed my ringtone earlier. Used to have the Monty Python Sit on my face song (bit too much on the shock value so I'll keep it as a wake up alarm ), changed it now to Burning Bridges (theme song from Kelly's Heroes). All I did was google MP3 versions of what I wanted and have a cable from computer to phone to transfer. Any of you lot got anything interesting? bad boys ring tone from the american cop show Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highlander Posted January 9, 2008 Report Share Posted January 9, 2008 What else but... Scotland the Brave...only other time I've heard it was at a shoot and that bloke from Braveheart's phone rang with the same tune and we both answered Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunkield Posted January 9, 2008 Report Share Posted January 9, 2008 that bloke from Braveheart's phone rang Mel Gibson? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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