sweepy Posted May 3, 2009 Report Share Posted May 3, 2009 Can anybody help.We are looking for a young lady between the ages of 15-17 to help our son with his ferreting and shooting. Requirements are as follows 1.Must have own terrier or lurcher 2.Father must own a 4x4 3.Have own shooting permission 4.Must have shotgun license 5.Must be good on a lamp 6.Must scrub up well 7.Must get on with the other woman in his life Hopefully somebody can help,as these young ladies seem very thin on the ground. All applicants treated in strict confidence Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy Fudd Posted May 3, 2009 Report Share Posted May 3, 2009 eh... what?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lloyd90 Posted May 3, 2009 Report Share Posted May 3, 2009 Sweepy... if he catches you, he will beat you haha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njc110381 Posted May 3, 2009 Report Share Posted May 3, 2009 Now that's what I call a caring father! Looking out for your sons interests in the best possible manner. Nice one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baldrick Posted May 3, 2009 Report Share Posted May 3, 2009 Get Little Sweepy signed up as a member of Essex Young Farmers' Club. He won't struggle to find a nubile country girl, eager to help exercise Lt Sweepy's ferret. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markio Posted May 3, 2009 Report Share Posted May 3, 2009 Get Little Sweepy signed up as a member of Essex Young Farmers' Club. He won't struggle to find a nubile country girl, eager to help exercise Lt Sweepy's ferret. Can i join? Do they have a slightly knackered 30+ year olds Farmers club on their too? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Sweepy Posted May 3, 2009 Report Share Posted May 3, 2009 All the young ladys Would have to pass the Mrs Sweepy test xxxxSuzy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy Fudd Posted May 3, 2009 Report Share Posted May 3, 2009 All the young ladys Would have to pass the Mrs Sweepy test xxxxSuzy do the young men have to pass mrs sweepy's special tests too??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
new to the flock Posted May 3, 2009 Report Share Posted May 3, 2009 All the young ladys Would have to pass the Mrs Sweepy test xxxxSuzy And in this case the Mrs. Sweepy test is....Are they breathing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveK Posted May 4, 2009 Report Share Posted May 4, 2009 And in this case the Mrs. Sweepy test is....Are they breathing I'm not so fussy. A pulse would be optional. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davie mac Posted May 4, 2009 Report Share Posted May 4, 2009 i bet little sweepy is loving this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kay Posted May 4, 2009 Report Share Posted May 4, 2009 All the young ladysWould have to pass the Mrs Sweepy test xxxxSuzy Your like me Suzy the last girl my lad brought here wasnt right i just knew it , but he had to learn the hard way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Sweepy Posted May 4, 2009 Report Share Posted May 4, 2009 O little Sweepy Knows that his mum and dad are only doing it because we have his best interests at heart. Though Sweepy did want the age to be from 21 to 35. Kay In my house their is only room for one Mrs Sweepy God help any young thing that trys to step into MY HIGH HEELS. xxxxSuzy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferret Master Posted May 4, 2009 Report Share Posted May 4, 2009 I know a few candidates that would fit most of that criteria very well. Shame they are in Wiltshire. FM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flash Posted May 4, 2009 Report Share Posted May 4, 2009 when hes old enough enroll him in a agricultural college plenty of girls that fit the criteria there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malkiserow Posted May 4, 2009 Report Share Posted May 4, 2009 Can anybody help.We are looking for a young lady between the ages of 15-17 to help our son with his ferreting and shooting.Requirements are as follows 1.Must have own terrier or lurcher 2.Father must own a 4x4 3.Have own shooting permission 4.Must have shotgun license 5.Must be good on a lamp 6.Must scrub up well 7.Must get on with the other woman in his life Hopefully somebody can help,as these young ladies seem very thin on the ground. All applicants treated in strict confidence You forgot to mention what experience she should have............... And, should she have her own ferreting equipment? It is true about them being very thin on the ground. I get them to stand up sometimes, then you can see how gravity takes its toll Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boomstick Posted May 4, 2009 Report Share Posted May 4, 2009 It is true about them being very thin on the ground. I get them to stand up sometimes, then you can see how gravity takes its toll brilliant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kay Posted May 4, 2009 Report Share Posted May 4, 2009 O little Sweepy Knows that his mum and dad are only doing it because we have his best interests at heart. Though Sweepy did want the age to be from 21 to 35. Kay In my house their is only room for one Mrs Sweepy God help any young thing that trys to step into MY HIGH HEELS. xxxxSuzy To right Suzy dont want them getting tangled up with a little madam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horrocks Posted May 5, 2009 Report Share Posted May 5, 2009 Get Little Sweepy signed up as a member of Essex Young Farmers' Club. He won't struggle to find a nubile country girl, eager to help exercise Lt Sweepy's ferret. Baldrick, not all of them are that nubile! bit of a lucky dip..... caveat emptor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salop Matt Posted May 5, 2009 Report Share Posted May 5, 2009 Can anybody help.We are looking for a young lady between the ages of 15-17 to help our son with his ferreting and shooting.Requirements are as follows 1.Must have own terrier or lurcher 2.Father must own a 4x4 3.Have own shooting permission 4.Must have shotgun license 5.Must be good on a lamp 6.Must scrub up well 7.Must get on with the other woman in his life Hopefully somebody can help,as these young ladies seem very thin on the ground. All applicants treated in strict confidence Sweepy no mention of cooking or groching deer ! Or good at carrying large qtys of decoying gear and definatly no veggies either for the young lad. Prehapse a add in farmers weekley will do it But get him to join the young farmers ASAP. Little sweepy hasnt been on much from what iv seen, i assumed he was off chasing the girlies ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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