Chard Posted May 19, 2009 Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 (edited) Can we play boating games like we do in Suffark? My cods bigger than your cod (boasting game with a twist) Sea sick pass the parcel (you have to swallow rank pork pie when the music stops) My worms got teeth what’s your got (a memory game for ages 15 to 50) “The Captain says do This†interactive mime, fun for all Gang plank trick or treat (self explanatory) Nothing will get that out! (soapy sponge washing game) Seaman Stains (see above) Don't forget... Find the man in a boat And Roger the cabin boy Edited May 19, 2009 by Chard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pavman Posted May 19, 2009 Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 and that old classic "There she Blows" best played with a fat Billericay girl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anni Posted May 19, 2009 Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 Silence, you bell end Yeah silence bellend . The guys just jelouse . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magman Posted May 19, 2009 Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 (edited) Yeah silence bellend . The guys just jelouse . You two seem fond of the word bell end (Glad im not sharing a car with the two of you tommorow) As you two will be together tommorow with your weapons out, you will be called the bellends 73 to beat Edited May 19, 2009 by magman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pavman Posted May 19, 2009 Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 You two seem fond of the word bell end (Glad im not sharing a car with the two of you tommorow) As you two will be together tommorow with your weapons out, you will be called the bellends 73 to beat dont you mean the Bellenders, or you could have the Bell end brothers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Elvis Posted May 19, 2009 Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 I bet none of you 6 fingered felchers have caught a bigger Turbot than me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raja Clavata Posted May 19, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 So, I'm guessing I'm a little late in suggesting "names only please no banter" ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pavman Posted May 19, 2009 Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 (edited) I bet none of you 6 fingered felchers have caught a bigger Turbot than me? MC told me if this story came up you would add some spin, Admit it what really happend was you were out with LV got smashed on Malibu and coke and played Hide the sausage in the gents at the Embassy club with Ranjeet ringpiece Gopal also known locally as the “Turbo Turban trouser snake Tarzan†or Bot ter of Bagdad" Hence your claim to have felched a big Tur-bot Edited May 19, 2009 by pavman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MC Posted May 19, 2009 Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 Who came up with that reply for you Pav? That was far too witty for a suffolk lad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raja Clavata Posted May 19, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 To answer one of your earlier questions MC - the boat is licenced for 10 + 2. I agree on not wanting to be max'd out. Let's see who else firms up their interest and we can go from there ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Elvis Posted May 19, 2009 Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 22lb 4oz.................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pavman Posted May 19, 2009 Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 (edited) 22lb 4oz.................... thats a fair ole sausage, I guess you guys are fairly happy together, good luck fella from what I understand your Coming out was well overdue Edited May 19, 2009 by pavman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pavman Posted May 19, 2009 Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 (edited) To answer one of your earlier questions MC - the boat is licenced for 10 + 2. I agree on not wanting to be max'd out. Let's see who else firms up their interest and we can go from there ... I have on call duty 1 in 3 but would deffo like a spot on the rail if it falls right, I guess the gang would be fairly disappointed if i could not make it be like a home coming for the Colchester lad that I am Edited May 19, 2009 by pavman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Elvis Posted May 19, 2009 Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 You should come, youd make handy ballast if we sprung a leak............................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
longshanks Posted May 19, 2009 Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 Raja,you sure you thought this through? dont forget the skipper is(could be was!) a mate of ours. from what i can make out if we turn up with this lot it could be the end of a beautiful relationship!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raja Clavata Posted May 19, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 (edited) Raja,you sure you thought this through? Err, nope! It had started to cross my mind that if enough people firmed it up we could swerve it So far then we have Chard, MC, EE, Pavman, Longshanks and myself - did I miss anyone else? edit: Ting is mate, they can't be any more depraved than the skipper - can they?... Edited May 19, 2009 by Raja Clavata Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunkield Posted May 19, 2009 Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 So, I'm guessing I'm a little late in suggesting "names only please no banter" ... If you want it tidyied up, just say the word Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MC Posted May 19, 2009 Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 Trying to get a cheap charter are you stuart? (Insert a brown nosing smilie here) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ME Posted May 19, 2009 Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 I'd rather pay a few quid extra then spend all day untangling lines. Is that gay fishing boys innuendo ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tam Posted May 19, 2009 Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 22lb 4oz.................... If you catch a bigger one can I have it for bait please :good: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anni Posted May 19, 2009 Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 I canny take this abuse much longer :good: I'ts a conspiracy, Trying to stop me beating 73. Dirty tactics My tine will come Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chard Posted May 19, 2009 Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 I canny take this abuse much longer I'ts a conspiracy, Trying to stop me beating 73. Dirty tactics My tine will come Think you got the wrong thread laaaaaaaaaaa "My tine will come?" Tine? Fork off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tosspot Posted May 19, 2009 Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 Think you got the wrong thread laaaaaaaaaaa "My tine will come?" Tine? Fork off Classic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pavman Posted May 20, 2009 Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 Err, nope! It had started to cross my mind that if enough people firmed it up we could swerve it So far then we have Chard, MC, EE, Pavman, Longshanks and myself - did I miss anyone else? edit: Ting is mate, they can't be any more depraved than the skipper - can they?... wen we thinking of? Highlander likes to dip his rod, same with LB but thats got him in trouble before Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
starlight32 Posted May 20, 2009 Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 This is just an excuse by the Suffolk boys to get out into international waters and to escape the jurisdiction of the English Courts for their depraved acts. Frankly, it's disgusting. Are Essex waters international then? Anyway, I though the coastline around that way was the land which suffolk didn'nt want when the ice age shifted it your way a trillion years ago. I would love to go but I have'nt been for years and would'nt know where to put my rod. Even if the Essex mob will be able to show me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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