Mungler Posted May 20, 2009 Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 Never used this emoticon before - I now understand it's purpose :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lancs Lad Posted May 20, 2009 Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 only scoffed it because it beat me to the bin...................and they you wuld be in trouble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
staglioni Posted May 20, 2009 Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 Take it it's **** is busy :( Stag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ME Posted May 20, 2009 Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 Never used this emoticon before - I now understand it's purpose :( I gave our Parson Jack Russell the remainder of my special fried rice earlier. There is a **** cloud following him around now, it is amazing what smell a small dog can generate. If you really want a bad smell you wanna be there if the vet gives the dog a once over and squeezes his anal glands... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
staglioni Posted May 20, 2009 Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 Hirashima spring's to mind! :( Stag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
libs Posted May 20, 2009 Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 If you really want a bad smell you wanna be there if the vet gives the dog a once over and squeezes his anal glands It varies dog to dog, but always seems to remind me of Roast Chicken crisps :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GW80 Posted May 20, 2009 Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 My dad has a habit of feeding his dog left overs from his tea, should smell the place on a sunday if he's given some roast dinner with gravy, like sitting in a slurry pit!! :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
logstove Posted May 20, 2009 Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 is he a sausage dog............canablism can cause gas in small dogs......... fact! :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
staglioni Posted May 20, 2009 Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 My local pub has 2 boxer dog's, there fed on kebab's,fish& chip's and curry.The pub stink's with em. :( Stag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeeinVA Posted May 20, 2009 Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 I knew a guy in the Army that ate a piece of Pizza that had been sitting on his desk for three days in the sun Wasnt the brightest bulb in the package.. I can still hear him praying to god that he could die.. :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hunter Posted May 21, 2009 Report Share Posted May 21, 2009 Been there, had Salmonella once, not nice! (never eating Cadbury cream eggs again) 2 weeks of pure hell. I know what its like to just wish you could die. About a year later there was an article in the news about poor standards at cadbury. Dont trust the stuff with a barge pole. Although I do like mini eggs once a year :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonboy1 Posted May 21, 2009 Report Share Posted May 21, 2009 If you really want a bad smell you wanna be there if the vet gives the dog a once over and squeezes his anal glands... :( Oooer! Just did a little sick burp thinking about that one. It's got to be one of the worst smells ever, was seriously contemplating getting my jack russells 'de-knackered' after the vet blessed me with that aroma. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mungler Posted May 21, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2009 (edited) Been there, had Salmonella once, not nice! (never eating Cadbury cream eggs again) 2 weeks of pure hell. I know what its like to just wish you could die. About a year later there was an article in the news about poor standards at cadbury. Dont trust the stuff with a barge pole. Although I do like mini eggs once a year That's harsh. If I was going to go down with two weeks of the runnies, I would have wanted to have "gone for it" with something dangerous; like beer and a kebab from the local shop that always has environmental health parked outside it or something exotic / speciliast from a curry house on brick lane. Not from an item of confectionary from the local sweet shop :( Edited May 21, 2009 by Mungler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ME Posted May 21, 2009 Report Share Posted May 21, 2009 I had food poisoning once - caught at the Wimpey in Brentwood - I have never been in a Wimpey since. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MC Posted May 21, 2009 Report Share Posted May 21, 2009 I have a wicked dose of the two bob bits at the moment. I would take the day off work but as I am working from home it is difficult. I suppose I could go out somewhere. It doesn't seem to matter what my dog eats, every so often he makes you want to move out. :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flytie Posted May 21, 2009 Report Share Posted May 21, 2009 My mate Alan and I took the dogs out for a stroll over the shoot last weekend. We had a pleasant walk, sorting out where the feeders would go next year etc. Then we both loaded up the dogs and left, I waved goodbye and drove down tne lane to the road and decided on a swift half. Just pulling into the carpark of the pub and my mobile started ringing, Alan's name came up on the screen. I wondered what we had forgotten to do so I answered and the conversation went like this; Alan, "how's your dog" Me , "Black and stupid why" Alan, "can you come and pick me up" Me, "yes, why whats happened?" Alan, "you know that Lintran dog box of Kirsty's has a deep base" Me, "Yes" Alan, "well the dogs had the ****'s on the way home and has half filled it, I can't drive home, my eyes are running too badly". I am afraid to say I laughed and went for a pint :( ft Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr W Posted May 21, 2009 Report Share Posted May 21, 2009 I don't want a dog any more after reading this thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy Fudd Posted May 21, 2009 Report Share Posted May 21, 2009 arnie used to be a health hazard after he had left over chinese, those farts could strip paint. he used to sit on the chair beside me then get up every so often, walk across the room to the gf and **** beside her, then come back and sit on his chair beside me! the smart sod knew if he ****** beside me it was instant out the back door time! it usually left me in tears from laughing and her in tears because of the smell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dieseldogg Posted May 21, 2009 Report Share Posted May 21, 2009 50kg muppet ( mastiff cross breeding) likes to sit on my knee ( while I attempt to watch TV past him) He had a wee bit of trouble with his anal glands a while back, as i found out when I attempted to shift his **** on my leg. Pure concentrated "odure de dog" oozed out all over my hand( its a brown fluid btw) Nearly boked PS he did NOT like the rubber gloved finger probing around THERE thank you Neither did I for that matter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeeinVA Posted May 21, 2009 Report Share Posted May 21, 2009 50kg muppet ( mastiff cross breeding)likes to sit on my knee ( while I attempt to watch TV past him) He had a wee bit of trouble with his anal glands a while back, as i found out when I attempted to shift his **** on my leg. Pure concentrated "odure de dog" oozed out all over my hand( its a brown fluid btw) Nearly boked PS he did NOT like the rubber gloved finger probing around THERE thank you Neither did I for that matter Bout made me wretch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imperfection Posted May 21, 2009 Report Share Posted May 21, 2009 (edited) Mine ate some manure about 2hrs ago and sadly the stench comming out of his butt at this moment is enough to part hair.His favourite party piece though is to eat his favourite sheep poo then later on burp in your face. Edited May 21, 2009 by Imperfection Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dieseldogg Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 The farm dogs are always VERY partial to the milk fed calf ****, even the "scour" Mmmmnnnnn Cant let that 1/2 digested milk go to waste Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheryl Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 This is the funniest thread I have ever heard lets keep this one going guys can't stop laughing :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr lee Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 If you really want a bad smell you wanna be there if the vet gives the dog a once over and squeezes his anal glands... :blink: Been there and had to hold the dog whilst the vet squeezed them. I'm not sure who felt worse, the dog or me. man I was gipping in the surgery.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dibs Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 All the dog training DVD's available and there definately still a gap in the market. I would pay good money if I could teach my Lab on the iminent arrival of a window rattler to move up the end of the living room where the wife is sitting when he decides to let rip instead of waiting until he is asleep at my feet! He doesnt even have the courtesy to give you a loud trump to hail its arrival but slips them out in silence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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