Fatcatsplat

Perfect, To become banter requires at least a 2 way interaction, otherwise it's just the inane rambling of one man. Therefore believe that you have inadvertantly given birth to that which you detest. Meanwhile, back on the subject of RC planes - Can anyone recommend a cheap and cheerful kit that would enable me to see if i liked it without breaking the bank? Don't think i'd trust myself with someone else's, being a cack handed buffoon.

Boxers - Gotta love 'em!! Puppies for life.

Will give that a go. US shellfish really puts ours to shame on quantity and quality!!

I'm going to Vegas!!!!!! Er....does that count? Anyone recommend a shooting range out there, somewhere not too far from the strip?

You'll be lucky - I've been looking for ages!!!!

Sounds like a good day out - Well written too!!!

Many happy returns sir

Let's make it 6 pages then!!!! Here's a poser...... Clearing out my Uncles place after he died, i have found a really old looking leather cosh (Think they used to be called blackjacks - He was a bit of a rocker back in the day), which would be perfect for a wee whack on the noggin - It's about 6 inches long and shaped like a long tongue with a weighted end which i presume is filled with lead material. The question i have is are they legal to carry? Would obviously only carry it whilst out shooting and not in the local Tesco, so i can show "good cause". Any ideas?

Oh, that's why my post disappeared then!!

Maybe they're just shy

Chard - I can't see the picture!!!! Haggis, name the time and place and i'll come along and show you how Stevie Wonder taught me to shoot!!

I still want to build sand castles though.

Let's all go to Clacton on a PW beano!!!! Unlimited rock and candy floss - Woo Hoo! 100 sporting, followed by best sand castle competition.

you don't need a gun to own an sgc - Far as i know, he can borrow yours as long as he does not have access to your cabinet.

What are the dates/times etc when it's on?

I was always **** at cards, but here we go. DRI, Black Flag and maybe a little pinch of SOD/MOD on the top. Saw ENT in London years ago, supported by Fear Factory, but have to admit the memory is a bit vague. Just googled Throat - Judging by the reviews, i should like 'em - Cheers!!

Then you're nose dominant. Close both eyes and shoot by sense of smell

I see dead people

Keep your eye on the bogey

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=DhIMf61NeB8 Faith No More - Brixton Academy. Who's the slim long haired stage diver? ? And why am i such a fat bald *** today? ?? And sitting typing at a computer at 10 to 11 on a Friday night.........Oh the shame

gary moore and dc were outstanding cant even remember who y&t were? Y&T were a hair band from back in the 80's - Not missed too badly!!! My first Donington was '85 with ZZ Top headlining (And actually playing their instruments this time LB - I was at Milton Keynes when they mimed the whole set - Sh*te!!). Best band on the bill that day were third on (and fresh from a gig at the Marquee 2 days before that i managed to blag in to) - Little known band from San Francisco - Metallica!!! Stole the day completely.

The way i was shown was to hold a cd or dvd at arms length in both hands and then draw it back towards your face - Whichever eye the hole in the middle ends up over is the dominant eye.

Me neither - Must be sobriety kicking in.

YP - Did you ever get down South with the shandy boys? - Our paths would have crossed a lot i think. Dropkicks are great, but most of me faves are now dead, disbanded or beyond retirement. fAITH nO mORE, Acid Reign, Slayer, The Mighty Motorhead, Dumpys - I'll take Napalm Death and I'll raise ya - What about Lawnmower Deth - Cracking chuckle. I do miss a mosh pit....

You're as technical as me!