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I use them because they come in a nice shade of blue.

Prezackly!

As far as the fading goes, i had mine done on my shoulder 20 odd years ago by Lal Hardy and was told to keep it covered in the sun or at least put sunblock on it when i got me man boobs out. Did as i was told and it seems to have worked a treat - Very little fading indeed. The faded ones you see are generally on forearms where you tend to have more sun exposure (short sleeved shirts etc), which fades them out. I want to get one done with my daughter's names or initials in the design, but can't quite get the artwork how i'd like it - Ho hum

Yes - If someone busts a gut laughing, you need the insurance and legal team behind BASC - Only a fool would be amusing without it!

I was watching Hostel II on TV last night - There were a lot of similarities between the two - Not nice. A sport for under-developed men i think (Bet they all drive muscle cars too)

I can make the 6th or 20th (Even though it's me wedding anniversary - oops)

Sascha Baron Cohen's dyslexic Albanian!! I'll get me (coney) coat........

Dunno about now, but as a lad any of the docks in East London would yield bundles of them, with a bit of meat pie as the best bait.

I filled in my tax return the first year they went online - Cocked it up magnificently and ended up looking like i owed them about 16 grand extra (Born genius!) - Took a whole lot of phone calls, letters and time to convince them i had made a mistake and it came very close to a court appearance. Moral of the story - Spend a couple of quid on an accountant - They tend to actually save you money anyway by knowing what you can claim relief on.

Sorry, I'm an insurance nerd Since insurance has been governed by the FSA they have mandated that contract certainty be one of the driving forces behind anything sold to the consumer - Basically, at point of sale, you are fully aware of all policy terms and conditions - By backdating coverage, you are in breach of this. Also, no insurer will pay for a claim when technically uninsured.

How about if it was Oddie???

Here's my two penneth worth. I work in insurance and have done for years, primarily North American - We sell a lot of accidental death insurance (Not life insurance) and i would say that the number 3 cause of death (behind RTA's and industrial accidents) are weapons related, at least from what i have seen - A scary proportion of these have been escalated arguments where guns (plus the occasional knife, machete etc) are used, usually combined with an over consumption of alcohol or stimulants. Personally i wouldn't trust myself with a spoon after a few jars - Beer bravado and a loaded gun just don't work. Guns have a purpose within a controlled environment, where the specific environment or activity involves their use - Hunting, pest control, clays and target shooting - Other than that, lock 'em in your cabinet!

What a bleeding palaver!!

Ballpark price?

You should've had em with an airgun, just behind the ears - Drop like a stone they do. Grolloch 'em on the spot and yer weekend barbie's sorted, with enough left over for a handbag for the wife!

Er.... I think you'll find that the American bulldog and American bull terrier are two different breeds!

Spend a quid and nip through the tunnel to sunny Essex! Gateway to.....somewhere, probably.

Get a dog - Best security measure in the world IMO

I'll have it if still available

Anyone know if you can get this on Virgin Cable - Doesn't seem to be on my listings

Fortunately with child obesity, this should be a thing of the past - They won't be able to take off with the chubby little *******!!

Don't go for more than a week - You'll be dead!!! Double Down Saloon is a wonderful place - Full of drunks and punks. Harrahs Casino is reasonably free and easy - Not quite as up as its **** as some of the others - They have a great outdoor bar where all sorts of shenanigans go on. You can gamble at 5 dollar tables as well. Nightclubs all have dress codes so pack some trousers and shoes - Playboy Casino is well worth a visit.

Just started work as a post boy in the city, discovered ladies in a whole new way and spent most of my life at either the Marquee in Wardour Street or Ruskin Arms in East Ham, desperately trying to appear to be 18!!

Looking to go away somewhere warm this year and Crete seems to have drawn the short straw. There's a hotel called Lefkoritis that offers various activities, including clays and bird hunting - Anyone been there, seen it, done it, bought the t shirt etc?

Good luck fella - Concentrate and you'll get there