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Ask barrymores mate! Pass red a cushion. ouch jim

I will try the high fibre diet for a week and see how she goes. jim

Just got back from London, started on the lash on the train and was a bit squiffy by the time we reached parliament square. Looking for a pub and went into one of these posh London jobs. All leather couches, no music, you know the sort. Asked the landlord for a drink and all these bouncers come out of nowhere and throw us out. Might have been my t-shirt, not obeying the dress code you know. Jim P.S Our Tony is fighting for his political life. He is balancing up, leadership of the party, against losing the vote to hunters. Unfortunately he has to ban hunting to appease the backbenchers and there are probably more anti-hunting than pro voters out there. Simple case of politics. To prove a point it may take 18 months to finally ban hunting witht hounds but three months to ban coursing. Why? Less people course than hunt, banning coursing makes more people happy than unhappy. Democracy is a wonderful, terrible thing.

oh man oh man Vet where art though jim

Cheers Jeff, I had a feeling that could be it. Know this is horrible but is there any way of doing it youself. Not being tight but vets upset her massively and I have to tranq her before we go. upsetting for both of us. jim In the james herriot books tricky-woo was prone to it and the rich old lady called it flop-bot which is a very good description

Mopdog has been wormed and deflead regular but recently she walks across the room and suddenly sits down and looks at her **** end as if she is about to chase her tail. she does not worry her back end but she is occasionally surfing across the carpet. she is eating well but no more than usual and seems very lively ( still attacking me in a cato style ). I have looked at her rump alot, probably more than is healthy for me or her and cannot see any inflammation or visible signs that could cause her any discomfort. she is shorthaired 3 years old and can anyone give me any clue what it could be? jim p.s the surfing is not worms

My keyboard has become soggy and now quite possibly lethal to the typist. If I am to electrocute myself and die while trying to communicate some happiness to others, if in the quest to impart a little sunshine into the souls of my brother posters i should leave this mortal coil, if the good lord time decides that the sand in the hourglass of this charade we call life has reached its zenith and he welcomes me into the land of the blessed, blame it on LURCHERBOY. its his fault. All correspondence, hatemail and burning fudge bombs should be adressed to him. Jim(dicing with death for your pleasure)Dfish

there was a young fellow named tiercel who washed all of his clothes in new persil altough he remarked with a frown, that his clothes were still brown, better a basket for my clothes than my ar( thats enough. the mods) jim

there once was a shooter called sniper who decided to sleep with a viper the confusion all told when the python took hold now his d=cks only fit in his van. as a wiper If you listen carefully you can hear the sound of a barrel being scraped jim

There was a young fellow called deaks whose sessions would go on for weeks his wrist would get bigger from pulling his trigger and he'd go home with a bagful of beaks There wa a young un named aled lllanffaairrch thggwyn laanstilioch llochen giglgigiglg tsanzetajonescymrutractorcchhh Only aled will understand that one which is a shame as it is much better than the one about deaks Jim

I have forgotten it now anyway. something about it being so long he could do something with it,the wiping his chin with a grin and if his ear was something else he could do something to that as well? jim

If anyone knows of a member whos name ryhmes with "nantucket" I have got a cracker Jim

there was an old man named LB who sat down when he needed to pee because his old fella, all shrinkled and yella, kept soaking his thigh and his knee

YP was a farmer from leeds while combining he swallowed some seeds great tufts of grass shot out of his **** and his hair was a tangle of weeds dave

Tis wales wild hills we start this ballad a jaunty tale about young aled stout of heart and weak of measure to go out shooting was his pleasure see him sat behind his hide hoping birds on yon would glide in the distance, a spec, a blur this sets our heros heart a stir pigeon, crow seagull or rook all are game in aleds book he volleys forth, into the the skies a mile away a pigeon dies but look at aled, how hes frowning, should get further with my browing, along with cranfield on the forum, aled asks for some decorum, nonsense says he, it has no place, of shooting fishing we are the face, without his posts, his rays of light, we might not get a laugh tonight, so raise a glass to St Davids lad, of his posts we should be glad, Without who would we lampoon? that kentish LB, the buffoon. Ernyha, YP or the Hammergun? It would be sport, but not much fun, so pray he posts another night, or we will have to pick on millomite to lambast deako would be crazy, to harrass C.Mosely, thats just lazy, TBRF and dazza of their tongue, russ abbott, jimmy cricket, its been done, Mrobson yes our tongues may loose last chance we have of shooting goose so come on aled bring in your deaks, dinners ready. youve guessed it .Leaks Jim with way too much time on his handsDfish

youve got three farms. quit while youre ahead

I dont think they are meant to be. I was in Brum recently and turned up at one farm and the farmer had no idea what the NPPC was. After pouring over several oS maps we decided that this was definetely where i should be. He let me on more out of sympathy than anything else and explained that he leased his land to another farmer but had no knowledge of the NPPC agreement . I will not be renewing my membership this year as it was a bloody embarrasing debacle that i do not want to repeat jim

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN. MISS A ROUND!! ARE YOU MAD JIM

Ive got my name down for the frodsham wildfowlers ( I think taht is their name, they were at the peover show) but have to wait till at least next year to join! Jim

All the best. Keep the posts coming Aled. Winter is on our doorstep and your refreshing brand of post will keep my cockles warm through the cold months Jim

High Viz baseball caps. We use them at work and all they are is a baseball cap with reflective strips. Although it galls me to say the Americans have the right idea jim

frodsham? jim

I am afraid the rascal has gone now mate. I have upgraded to the roofrack version. Your loss jim

Drinks at 11 what what

Gloria? What you talking about. jim P.S is chinwag like dogging or something? :yp: