DaveK Posted October 21, 2009 Report Share Posted October 21, 2009 How it was done Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JRS Posted October 21, 2009 Report Share Posted October 21, 2009 How it was done i seen him and his bike with the deer on his shoulder , i did not give him a lift because of the smell from the carcass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beardo Posted October 21, 2009 Report Share Posted October 21, 2009 thread of the year, hands down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest rimotu66 Posted October 21, 2009 Report Share Posted October 21, 2009 Gaz, youve just got to have the head stuffed and mounted on your handle bars .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imperfection Posted October 21, 2009 Report Share Posted October 21, 2009 You could have earned yourself £250 with a vid of you pushing a punctured bike up the road with bambi round your neck. A bit of forethought next time young man. LMAO!!! This is the funniest thread i've read in ages! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
docholiday Posted October 21, 2009 Report Share Posted October 21, 2009 Here is another, sorry for the delay gaz having my own problems Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lampwick Posted October 21, 2009 Report Share Posted October 21, 2009 Are you sure its dead? It winked at me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fullbore Posted October 21, 2009 Report Share Posted October 21, 2009 don't eat it it's off its head Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bicykillgaz Posted October 22, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 22, 2009 (edited) How it was done thats just bloody cheating his bike works! im glad everyone liked the thread it's been fun and cheers for the input some helpful, some funny and some nice replies you all seem like good blokes its just a shame your not round the corner i'd happily come carry your deer or kit for you in exchange for shooting! i've been thinking of upgrading to one of two bikes either one like granvil's off open all hours or a posh sporty model like that kid on ET, i think the flying option might be useful but granvil's does have more basket space! decisions decisions!! nearly forgot to say thanks again to doc for help with the pictures Edited October 22, 2009 by gazgainsborough Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colster Posted October 22, 2009 Report Share Posted October 22, 2009 You have got to change your site name now !! How about ..." Bicykill" ? Genius! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colster Posted October 22, 2009 Report Share Posted October 22, 2009 (edited) Sorry, I couldn't help it Edited October 22, 2009 by Colster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bicykillgaz Posted October 22, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 22, 2009 i have put in my request to have my login changed and hopefully from this day forth i shall be known across the land as 'bicykillgaz' scavenger of the countryside and master of doing things the bloody hard way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaulABF Posted October 22, 2009 Report Share Posted October 22, 2009 Top thread. Certainly brightened up my day. Cheers Gaz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bicykillgaz Posted October 22, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 22, 2009 no problem mate glad you enjoyed it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fullbore Posted October 22, 2009 Report Share Posted October 22, 2009 And it resulted in a name change for you. Well done, As well as a free puncher repair kit, you did well out of this even if you didn't get any venison, but never mind you don't like it anyway lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Macnab Posted October 22, 2009 Report Share Posted October 22, 2009 Gaz you are a nothing short of a legend and you get my vote as PW Man of the Decade. M Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bicykillgaz Posted October 22, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 22, 2009 Gaz you are a nothing short of a legend and you get my vote as PW Man of the Decade. M cheers mate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vulpicide Posted October 22, 2009 Report Share Posted October 22, 2009 My brother and mates all went fishing from Glasgow to Galloway last week and the lad who was driving couldnt avoid a roe deer that ran out in front of him all the guys in the car go shooting so the deer was bled and gralloched before it even realised it was dead. As special adviser and elder statesman Ireceived my cut (a haunch) but got to agree best thread on a top site. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MPT1 Posted October 22, 2009 Report Share Posted October 22, 2009 That's my little girls pet deer that went missing two weeks ago. It's name was Heady, can you please put up a little memorial for us and send a photo of it to put on the dresser. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaulABF Posted October 22, 2009 Report Share Posted October 22, 2009 Many years ago when I was a teenager, my best mate's Dad allowed us to go lamping with him and his poaching mate 'Chalky'. We travelled there in a little red, ex PO van sharing the boot space with two lurchers, a ride of about an hour, in the middle of the night. It was an adventure for us and so we were quite excited. Three cold and wet hours later with nothing caught we started the journey back. Whilst nodding off in the back the van suddenly left the road, bouncing across fields with Chalky shouting 'Go left....go right...put ya foot down!' Suddenly there was a crash, the windscreen shattered and a deer suddenly appeared as a passenger. The lurcher's vaulted into the front attacking the deer and Chalky who was trying to fight them off. Some time later calm was restored although the windscreen and a headlight weren't. The creature was dead and pretty smashed up but according to Chalky, resplendent in dried deer blood, dog slavver and cuts it was a 'Right result' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nipper Posted October 22, 2009 Report Share Posted October 22, 2009 Love the name Gaz ! "from this day forth i shall be known across the land as 'bicykillgaz' scavenger of the countryside " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bicykillgaz Posted October 22, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 22, 2009 Love the name Gaz ! "from this day forth i shall be known across the land as 'bicykillgaz' scavenger of the countryside " yeah i took your idea and sort of rolled with it mate it's certainly better than gazgainsborough which i chose basically in the hope someone local would see it and possibly get some land a bit quicker but i deffinately prefere the new one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommo Posted October 22, 2009 Report Share Posted October 22, 2009 And therein lies the nub, if you are untrained you won't be able to recognise any of the diseases found in deer up to and including anthrax, short answer your carcase is worth nothing and if you can find a butcher who will take it off you without your large game handling certificate number I would be very surprised There's never ben a reported deer death due to anthrax in the UK fella! Ah but your from Stafford and thus will be immune to poison It'll be the water he's drinking from that river - Gary was having problems uploading so sent to me for all to see, hope this worksDoc Caption: Lance Armstrong's last race took its toll on his body somewhat! How it was done Classic - You can't beat a Redneck for their ingenuity! Top thread - i think those of us that shoot deer will -like me - be sat shaking their heads but a good laugh anyway! P.S. Dont eat anything off of the road - ever - Tom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
docholiday Posted October 22, 2009 Report Share Posted October 22, 2009 Classic - You can't beat a Redneck for their ingenuity! Top thread - i think those of us that shoot deer will -like me - be sat shaking their heads Tom Sorry Tom but just had to reply to your condesending post. this guy has done nothing but give us all a bit of enjoyment. "Redneck" sorry but having been in touch with Gaz he is a great genuine guy. me thinks your horse is a little high and you may just be about to fall off Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
al4x Posted October 22, 2009 Report Share Posted October 22, 2009 settle down Doc I think he's replying to the "other" picture Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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