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I was watching telly last night after a few jars when i dozed off (as you do) when i woke up there was a mouse on the chair next to me watching the telly. Cheeky ******, anyway as he isn't paying rent he has to go.

 

Traps are laid just now x3 baited with a wee chunk of mars bar on each.

 

Place your bets, how long before i get him?

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Have been out for a bit and i have been burgled.

 

NO traps set off but all bait gone, sneaky rascals. Looks like i'll need to make a trip out to find some old fashioned wooden traps as i can't adjust the trigger pressure on these modern plastic ones.

 

More updates when i have the hair trigger set.

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Set yourself up in a hide behind the settee and blast them as they come out. Make sure you have a rifle and ammunition capable of doing the job humanely at that range though :lol:

 

Also, have your dog ready in the event that it is a long retrieve.

 

 

Don't shoot it from behind though, that would be unsporting!

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I once blasted a mouse using an air rifle, and a small amount of salt.

 

I cocked the break barrel, then forced a very small tight cup-shapped piece of paper with rock salt down it.

 

 

Saw Mr mousey - a bit of a boom - no more mouse (at 10yards open sights!).

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Oh, poor little mouse, where's your Christmas Spirit? :lol: lol :rolleyes:

 

I know! Must've been rubbish on the telly..

 

I once blasted a mouse using an air rifle, and a small amount of salt.

 

I cocked the break barrel, then forced a very small tight cup-shapped piece of paper with rock salt down it.

 

 

Saw Mr mousey - a bit of a boom - no more mouse (at 10yards open sights!).

 

Why salt? To make it more painful??

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Don't shoot it from behind though, that would be unsporting!

 

I think it's ok if you wear a tie.

 

OTOH, perhaps you should go with the flow of the 'Repenting and Maturing' thread on General Shooting Matters. Don't kill it - feed the thing and you can both watch the telly together in perfect harmony and feel better about yourself.

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Well it hasn't gone back whence it came.

 

It has just been out and about so i've had a quick shy at it with the tv remote control - missed :good:

 

Need another bait as it seems to have become wary of stilton and mars bar chunks. No doubt it'll be fairly wary of tv remotes now as well :good:

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jam on a bit of bread's meant to be good, I'd try to think of something tough though that'll force the mouse to pull it etc which should help the trap to work.

 

I've also heard a glass milk bottle propped at 45degrees with bait in the bottom works well, a strong smelling bait and a route into it will be needed I assume. They can't climb the slippery sides to get back out.

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:angry: Thank god for that :no: . When I first read this i read moose not mouse :) . You had me very worried there :no: , Partly I wanted to know what you had been drinking the night before, but then I wondered if perhapse we should be calling for the white van with the blue windows. :o

 

But its only a mouse, Thank god.

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