ryantidgwell Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 was having a fag earlyer heard my neighbour shouting at somone then on the phone to the old bill so went to have a look to see some little ******* chav on the house roof !! so ran round the back to see if he was coming down to beat him!! but he wasnt budging! police are now here 9 of them! trying to talk this little muppet down ! hope he slips Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boromir Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 Has he been drinking? Another one who cant handle his drink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyCM Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 Talk him down, someone must have a catapult Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
libs Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 was having a fag earlyer heard my neighbour shouting at somone then on the phone to the old bill so went to have a look to see some little ******* chav on the house roof !! so ran round the back to see if he was coming down to beat him!! but he wasnt budging! police are now here 9 of them! trying to talk this little muppet down ! hope he slips Make sure you get all the info off the plod to take him to court for all the gutter/tile damage, maybe even a new velux window or 6 ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrispti Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 Airgun mate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryantidgwell Posted January 3, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 http://www.thisisgrimsby.co.uk/news/court-...il/article.html its the same lad from this story , never learns ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
majordisorder Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 I hope you have warning signs about the dangers of climbing on your roof, cause if he slips and hurts himself there will be hell to pay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fancyacuppa Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 ooh crumbs DM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smig4373 Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 Leave him there...Going to be -5 tonight.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddy Galore! Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 Can you get him via your loft? grab his ankles and twist.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
felly100 Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 http://www.thisisgrimsby.co.uk/news/court-...il/article.html its the same lad from this story , never learns ! So instead of throwing a half brick at him you googled him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mungler Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 Get some good photos and flog them to your local rag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BSA-airgunner Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 get the garden hose and give him a soaking plus it will make the roof slippery Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryantidgwell Posted January 3, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 getting boring now the little **** is trying to shake the chimney breast off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frenchieboy Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 Is he is wearing a red suit, and has a big long bushy white beard, carrying a sack and sporting a pair of binoculars shouting "Rudolf, come back here you little ****". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryantidgwell Posted January 3, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 if he aint down by 930 when my little one goes to bed i am going to do some clay practice!:@ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boromir Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 hook a £10 not on a fishing line and reel him in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mungler Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 Right, go and unplug all your tellys and wire the aerial and your sky dish up to the mains. It will only be a matter of time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frenchieboy Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 Get the double 12 out. If the old bill say anything tell them all you were doing was a little crook shooting, after all they are classed as vermin with no closed season! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imperfection Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 I bet soon he'll tell the Police he wants a Mc Donalds and they'll get him it too. Its gonna be freezing tonight so cant see him staying up there for long. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryantidgwell Posted January 3, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 all he has done for the past hour or so is on his mobile phone ! police have now closed the street and 2 fire engines here now ! oh what we pay our taxes for ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RC45 Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 get the garden hose and give him a soaking plus it will make the roof slippery Knowing the courts, he would be let off and you would do time Phil Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imperfection Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 all he has done for the past hour or so is on his mobile phone ! police have now closed the street and 2 fire engines here now ! oh what we pay our taxes for ! Has he done any damage like remove roof tiles? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magman Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 Get a camera and get some pic's up or sell them to the press Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markbivvy Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 all he has done for the past hour or so is on his mobile phone ! police have now closed the street and 2 fire engines here now ! oh what we pay our taxes for ! who ordered them please. hope it was not the man on the roof Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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