Toombsy Posted January 10, 2010 Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 Had a strange dream last night - the first I've had about shooting... There was a really long lake that stretched out into the distance. There were farm buildings behind me and on the right, and trees along the lake on the left. The lake seemed to stretch for miles. I was with two lads who said they would walk up the lake to see if they could lift up any duck, but they couldn't promise they would send them my way. They suddenly vanished, but the duck started to come. A pair flew straight overhead, I lifted the gun, swung through them and pulled the trigger. There was a click from both barrels and the cartridges dropped out the end of the barrels It kept happening again and again. Every time I pulled the trigger the cartridges fell out the barrels. Then I broke the gun, looked down at the huge chambers (you could fit a tennis ball in them) and realised that I had forgotten the white polystyrene insert that the cartridges are supposed to fit in, and when that was pushed into the chambers the cartridges would fire. Spent the rest of the dream looking for the polystyrene insert in the farm buildings. Good old Stilton and Mature Cheddar - guaranteed to screw your head up while you're asleep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floating Chamber Posted January 10, 2010 Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 (edited) Could it be a 'small penis' dream? STILL-TONS of dreams about like that! Actually, a similar thing happened to me, in reality! I so wanted to try out my new 'Little Skeeters' adaptors, I filled my pocket with .410 shells and went out with my Miroku 12 gauge. Got to the shoot and found I'd left the sleeves at home! Dream broken, Toomsby! Edited January 10, 2010 by Floating Chamber Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouch valley Posted January 10, 2010 Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 Toomsby i think you neeed help Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Sweepy Posted January 10, 2010 Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 Being a lady i could say something else but i wont. So i shell word it like this. Toombsy i think you need a good girlfriend xxxSuzy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chard Posted January 10, 2010 Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 Could it be a 'small penis' dream? I was just thinking that The cartridges being too small for the bore definitely sounds like the "throwing a sausage down the Mersey Tunnel" scenario Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mungler Posted January 10, 2010 Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 (edited) So, the essence of your dream was that the cartridge was too small for the bore eh? That dream is deffo small penis related or your partner has a massive foo foo. EDIT: Can't believe Dr Chard and myself came up with the same prognosis independently Edited January 10, 2010 by Mungler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toombsy Posted January 10, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 Okay... Shall I change my username to Chiplolata ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chard Posted January 10, 2010 Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 So, the essence of your dream was that the cartridge was too small for the bore eh? That dream is deffo small penis related or your partner has a massive foo foo. EDIT: Can't believe Dr Chard and myself came up with the same prognosis independently I have a Masters degree in large bore foo-foos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave-G Posted January 10, 2010 Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 Have you found the polystyrene yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bg55599 Posted January 10, 2010 Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 and does this magical gun require a FAC. definately keep off the cheese or atleast get your self to your and your polystyrene inserts down to your local gunsmith and see if he can sort you out! so all the imaginary ducks got away then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Sweepy Posted January 10, 2010 Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 Ooooooooo i watch a programe about small manhoods the other night(dont worry i did cover my eyes) I did not know it was such a big problem with you men. xxxxSuzy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackbart Posted January 10, 2010 Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 Penis related deffo but i think it is more down the "firing blanks" route so therefore you are not going to sire any new shooters anytime soon. The only cure is to eat less cheese and watch more porn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toombsy Posted January 10, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 Or maybe the Mods ought to change the Forum name... Pervert Watch might be about right Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy Fudd Posted January 10, 2010 Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 Or maybe the Mods ought to change the Forum name... Pervert Watch might be about right i thought they already had... i sometimes get dreams like that, where the gun doesnt work, but its usually more of a life or death situation (or zombies) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSS Posted January 10, 2010 Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 Takes me back to when I first joined! <<<<Linky>>>> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Callum. Posted January 10, 2010 Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 I have a Masters degree in large bore foo-foos Your signature seems abit similar to all this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddy Galore! Posted January 10, 2010 Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 COOL! i've had cheese induced weird dreams, the best one was i dreamt i was rodney trotter, and dell boy and me had to catch the bus into town to sell some acid, except i dropped all mine on the way. tripping on cheese! WEIRD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasper3 Posted January 10, 2010 Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 Ooooo boy does this bring back some weird memories a couple of years ago , we were out in france , and mrs jasp bought some cracking soft blue cheese... :unsure: it tasted fantastic, so we had it with bread and then we grilled it on top of some mushrooms with bacon....(bought from UK) it was superb... it went sooooooooo well with the local red that night , the dream started.... can't remember all of it , but the bit i did was !!! I was sat up in bed watching the biggest blue lizzard chasing the biggest blue spider you ever saw...mrs jasp even looked up and asked me "whats up" I said can't you see !!! she looked at me as only a woman can.... your dreaming... it was soooo weird ..I was awake but could still see it...weird...ps..never stopped me eating it though jasp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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