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:thumbs: How many Pigeon Watch forum posters does it takes to change a light bulb? :D

 

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

1 to move it to the Lighting section

2 to argue then move it to the Technical section

7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs

5 to flame the spell checkers

3 to correct spelling/grammar flames

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum

11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's

3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group

13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

 

Cheers,

 

Brian....

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So thats 185 from the theory, then add;

 

1 to bring this point to the forums attention

2 to Respond with smileys

1 to Misinterpret the attentive point

1 to Correct the misinterpretation

1 to Agree with attentive point

1 to post a link on the theorys' actual topic

 

And me, the sad muppet or actually calculated the total number :thumbs: ! :D

 

So thats a total of: 193

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Axe you forgot the 1 new member that will think that this is all brilliant new information that he is bringing forward...and instead of doing a search will post the original question and info....he differs from the lurker who will just bring it all back up in 6 months for something to do. lol

Im not even going to mention 12ft/lb .177 or .22? :D :thumbs: :D

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Axe you forgot about the sign of the times!!!!!!!!!!

 

The light bulb has to be a "Green" energy saver for the green party

 

Or a red one for LB and YP :thumbs:

 

Or in the case of the way the nation is going .............

 

The light bulb at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.

 

Any more BRIGHT ideas

 

Brian

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