Yorkshire Pudding Posted May 19, 2003 Report Share Posted May 19, 2003 THIS WEEK I HAVE MOSTLY BEEN ...GREEN......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buzzer Posted May 19, 2003 Report Share Posted May 19, 2003 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil Posted May 19, 2003 Report Share Posted May 19, 2003 To much time on yer hands yp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammergun Posted May 19, 2003 Report Share Posted May 19, 2003 Whatever you do, don't give up the day job!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkshire Pudding Posted June 3, 2003 Author Report Share Posted June 3, 2003 THIS WEEK........ I'M STILL GREEN AND I HAVE BEEN FED SOME WHITE BALLS AND HAVE HAD SOME STUFF SPRAYED ON ME !!!!!!!!! REGARDS THE FIELD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammergun Posted June 3, 2003 Report Share Posted June 3, 2003 YP - you been on that dodgy booze again? :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Posted June 4, 2003 Report Share Posted June 4, 2003 YP - Sounds like someone's been ******** on the billiards table again!!! :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_stag88 Posted June 4, 2003 Report Share Posted June 4, 2003 We need the song with the lyrics " Wehe! wayhay! off to the Funny Farm today!!!" to be played when reading this post. YP Have you been eating Ergot infected yeast this week? :blink: B) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
everygoodnamewastaken Posted June 4, 2003 Report Share Posted June 4, 2003 YP, your a farmer right? What is it you farm? Could it be illegal substances? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pigeon Pieman Posted June 4, 2003 Report Share Posted June 4, 2003 I'd better visit the doctor - YP made perfect sense to me...... :*) :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
new to the flock Posted June 4, 2003 Report Share Posted June 4, 2003 This is the feilds mother, EARTH, I would just like to share with you what I have to go through so that you have Feilds green mat of hair to trod upon. It all starts after I awake from a fridgid sleep. First my blanket of snow melts, then those oh so cold rains come, and then just as I start to dry out and warm up some SOB farmer comes along. First he drives all over me dragging plow, disk, and harrow cutting into my outer layers and breaking me down. Then the **** figures that I cant grow anything myself so he sows seeds all over me, doesn't even have the curtesy to break it up a bit . No he has to plant large areas of the same boring plant. Then he sends somebody out to fertilize, casting those stinky pellets all over the place, however he's not as bad as the chap they send to spray. This guy goes along doing not a bad job of getting rid of my weeds, but then he has a brain **** and forgets what he's doing, killing an area usually around the edge or end of the feild. They tell me he's the same guy that fixes the tractors, so what can you expect from a wrench monkey? After having been torn up , packed down, and poisoned , I'm usually left alone except for those G*****n pigeons. These pests fly into me scratch at my dust, steal my seed, and ****e all over me. It is these flying rats that are behind my giving you permission to TROD LIGHTLY upon me, so that you can send as many of these flying verman back to the nest from which they came. Yours in growing and shooting, MOTHER EARTH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pigeon Pieman Posted June 4, 2003 Report Share Posted June 4, 2003 NTTF, I've posted you a small cheque - you REALLY need to get out more!!! :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brooktrout Posted June 4, 2003 Report Share Posted June 4, 2003 Oh to be a pigeon, with only those b....rds in cammo jackets to worry me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkshire Pudding Posted June 16, 2003 Author Report Share Posted June 16, 2003 I'M STILL GREEN !! YOURS THE FIELD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sniper Posted June 16, 2003 Report Share Posted June 16, 2003 I can't wait for muck spreading time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_stag88 Posted June 16, 2003 Report Share Posted June 16, 2003 (edited) I can just see it "I had a **** day today, litterally" You were up late thinking of that one YP. Or was it to much that kept you awake, or even those little balls from last time... Edited June 16, 2003 by red_stag88 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkshire Pudding Posted June 16, 2003 Author Report Share Posted June 16, 2003 Red I don't need beer or chemical enhancement or even to stay up late thinking about that stuff.....it floods outta me all the time... all the best yis yp :ph34r: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkshire Pudding Posted June 25, 2003 Author Report Share Posted June 25, 2003 BURP THIS WEEK I AM TRYING TO TURN GREEN ......BUT I JUST CAN'T DO IT YET .. YOURS THE FIELD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teal Posted June 25, 2003 Report Share Posted June 25, 2003 Hi field, was just wondering are you GM or not? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkshire Pudding Posted June 26, 2003 Author Report Share Posted June 26, 2003 SORRY THE ABOVE POST SHOULD HAVE READ TRYING TO TURN GOLDEN/YELLOW....NO I AM NOT A GM CROP......CAN YOU GUESS WHAT I AM ? LOVE FROM THE FIELD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cranfield Posted June 26, 2003 Report Share Posted June 26, 2003 Something beginning with "W" ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_stag88 Posted June 26, 2003 Report Share Posted June 26, 2003 Let me think, W... W... W... Barley Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkshire Pudding Posted June 28, 2003 Author Report Share Posted June 28, 2003 I HAVE JUST HAD SOME MORE STUFF SPRAYED ON MY HAIR....THIS STUFF IS LOVELY!!!!!!ALSO SOME OF MY HAIR IS STARTING TO GO BLONDE IN PLACES ...... YOURS THE FIELD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ernyha Posted June 28, 2003 Report Share Posted June 28, 2003 Field, I bet your author wishes he had a nice head of hair that he could have sprayed. Best of luck and i hope you provide some good shooting for your boss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sniper Posted July 16, 2003 Report Share Posted July 16, 2003 The Field.....how long till you go skinhead :blink:? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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