prickrick Posted April 26, 2006 Report Share Posted April 26, 2006 Deputy Prime Minister John Prescott has admitted to having an affair with one of his secretaries What do you think of one of our local MPs Two ***** Prescott Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davej Posted April 26, 2006 Report Share Posted April 26, 2006 Not suprised he's been ******** the British public for years one more wont hurt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunkield Posted April 26, 2006 Report Share Posted April 26, 2006 How do these fat old ugly blokes do it? I know they say power is attractive, but jeesus christ!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piebob Posted April 26, 2006 Report Share Posted April 26, 2006 How do these fat old ugly blokes do it?I know they say power is attractive, but jeesus christ!! Don't knock it - it gives me hope!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old rooster Posted April 26, 2006 Report Share Posted April 26, 2006 I just feel sorry for the young lad involved really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Geordie Posted April 26, 2006 Report Share Posted April 26, 2006 (edited) What do I think?? How many characters can one fit in a single post?? I despise the man He is Fat rude ugly obnoxious a Biggot a Fraud a Walking advertisement for ABORTION I feel sorry for his wife Not just because of what he did but because she has to wake up to that flabby half sucked lemon of a face every morning. A bull dog chewing a wasp?? I think THAT dog swallowed it He is the Most egotistical pompus (did i mention FAT) freaked out space cadet this country has every known and i say KICK the gimp out of office Same goes for his friend Mr Clark I don't think they have a combined IQ of more than 1 Even a 1/2 watt lightbulb out shines them. And THATS keeping it POLITE because there are LADIES present. Well you DID ask LG Edited April 26, 2006 by Lord Geordie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunkield Posted April 26, 2006 Report Share Posted April 26, 2006 Let it LG, let it out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old rooster Posted April 26, 2006 Report Share Posted April 26, 2006 How do these fat old ugly blokes do it?I know they say power is attractive, but jeesus christ!! I just rely on my charisma (no not the awful jap car version) but if its down to that gawd knows how a scum bag like presser gets away with it. That he is deputy prime monster tells you a lot about the state of our country innit ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MC Posted April 26, 2006 Report Share Posted April 26, 2006 What can I post that hasn't already been said? It really makes you want to go out and vote labour doesn't it. I can't wait until out local elections, There is always some do gooder standing outside asking if you will vote labour. I look forward to answering "You MUST be joking" Cheers Martin LG, I think you missed out that he is FAT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nildes Posted April 26, 2006 Report Share Posted April 26, 2006 Was it a male secretary or a female secretary? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old rooster Posted April 26, 2006 Report Share Posted April 26, 2006 Was it a male secretary or a female secretary? I heard it was a blind secretary in a dark room Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zapp Posted April 26, 2006 Report Share Posted April 26, 2006 Maybe it was David Blunkett in a wig. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mickymiroku Posted April 26, 2006 Report Share Posted April 26, 2006 What do I think?? How many characters can one fit in a single post?? I despise the man He is Fat rude ugly obnoxious a Biggot a Fraud a Walking advertisement for ABORTION I feel sorry for his wife Not just because of what he did but because she has to wake up to that flabby half sucked lemon of a face every morning. A bull dog chewing a wasp?? I think THAT dog swallowed it He is the Most egotistical pompus (did i mention FAT) freaked out space cadet this country has every known and i say KICK the gimp out of office Same goes for his friend Mr Clark I don't think they have a combined IQ of more than 1 Even a 1/2 watt lightbulb out shines them. And THATS keeping it POLITE because there are LADIES present. Well you DID ask LG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the lizard Posted April 26, 2006 Report Share Posted April 26, 2006 (edited) Guys - & Gurls, Download a simple Cross-hair circle target from say Targetz.com (They already do one with Osama bin Bag and Saddam Hussein). Then go to one of John Prescott's website (bound to be 2 of 'em ). Copy / download a picture of our slim, handsome Minister. Insert the pre-printed Target sheet into your printer. Now print the John Prescott picture on top. Now do some Target shooting. Feel Better ? the Lizard Edited April 26, 2006 by the lizard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemini Posted April 26, 2006 Report Share Posted April 26, 2006 What do I think?? How many characters can one fit in a single post?? I despise the man He is Fat rude ugly obnoxious a Biggot a Fraud a Walking advertisement for ABORTION I feel sorry for his wife Not just because of what he did but because she has to wake up to that flabby half sucked lemon of a face every morning. A bull dog chewing a wasp?? I think THAT dog swallowed it He is the Most egotistical pompus (did i mention FAT) freaked out space cadet this country has every known and i say KICK the gimp out of office Same goes for his friend Mr Clark I don't think they have a combined IQ of more than 1 Even a 1/2 watt lightbulb out shines them. And THATS keeping it POLITE because there are LADIES present. Well you DID ask LG Now come on LG, don't hold back, say what you really think. G.M. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
il cacciatore Posted April 26, 2006 Report Share Posted April 26, 2006 (edited) The stupid thing about it is when people go out to vote they vote for the party and not the actual person standing. They could put Stalin up for election, standing as labour and guess what? People would still vote for him. That is how John Prescott is sitting in the house of commons just now laughing at us. What ever happened to accountability? How can: Sleazy John Prescott go un-touched having admitted this? http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/4945170.stm Magician Charles Clarke get away with making 1023 dangerous foreign prisoners disappear? http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/4946566.stm Sleazy Galloway not declaring political donors? http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/4947274.stm Sleazy David Blunkett get away with abusing his powers of Home Secretary? http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/in_depth/uk_pol...gns/default.stm Naive Tessa Jowell get away with not knowing about dodgy dealings by her husband? http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/4781370.stm War Criminal Tony Bliar get away with an illegal war which purpose was regime change? Carry on in politics? And labour say that the Torys are a bunch of fools. There all as bad a one another. Edited April 26, 2006 by il cacciatore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the lizard Posted April 26, 2006 Report Share Posted April 26, 2006 You could always try this : HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK 1. Open a new file in your computer. 2. Name it "John Prescott, Deputy PM". you could also name it “John 2-Jags Prescott”, “John 2-***** Prescott”, “John 2-bellies Prescott” or variations on that theme… 3. Send it to the Recycle Bin. 4. Then empty the Recycle Bin. 5. Your PC will ask you, "Do you really want to get rid of "John Prescott, Deputy PM" ?” 6. Answer calmly, "Yes," and press the mouse button firmly. 7. Feel better.……… ? the Lizard P.S. the old ones are the best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Geordie Posted April 26, 2006 Report Share Posted April 26, 2006 The guy is nothing but a overweight self mastubater (keeping it clean no swearing) He is as much use as a Pork pie at a Jewish wedding and just as welcome. We should open a new Section of the Wildfowl act and bring Prescott into the picture as a NEW species of PEST bird. Trouble is even BUCK shot wouldn't penetrate the Cellulite Better still drop him in the sea off china and let the Whalers sort him out. Get a few lamps lit from THAT blubber LG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the lizard Posted April 26, 2006 Report Share Posted April 26, 2006 CAN YOU SPOT THE DIFFERENCE ? Mr. Prescott and .......... Mr. Pigeon YES - easy, wasn't it ? Mr. Pigeon is NOT WEARING A TIE. Otherwise they are identical - especially their I.Q. the Lizard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gibby Posted April 26, 2006 Report Share Posted April 26, 2006 I just feel sorry for the young lad involved really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old rooster Posted April 26, 2006 Report Share Posted April 26, 2006 CAN YOU SPOT THE DIFFERENCE ? Mr. Prescott and .......... Mr. Pigeon YES - easy, wasn't it ? Mr. Pigeon is NOT WEARING A TIE. Otherwise they are identical - especially their I.Q. the Lizard Poor old pigeon, what's he done to be likened to an **** wipe like Presser !!! I respect the pigeon as a very valued quarry species whereas I'd quite happily see the other in the bottom of a quarry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave-G Posted April 27, 2006 Report Share Posted April 27, 2006 NNNNope - I cant see any difference atallll Maybe it was david blunket without his wig Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mungler Posted April 27, 2006 Report Share Posted April 27, 2006 I remember when Prescott was questioned by a reporter years ago about his two jags and why his Mrs (not a high security risk by any stretch of the imagination) took a chauffer driven car the 100 yards from their hotel to the party conference. Prescott went potty and berrated the reporter for asking ridiculous questions - he actually confirmed that the reason his wife took the car was not to mess her hair up. He is a rude arrogant **** who like all politicians is a little too used to spending other peoples' money. Old Prezza doesn't have that many friends in the media and this should run nicely. I am also looking forward to see how that jug eared clown fairs over the next few days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Geordie Posted April 27, 2006 Report Share Posted April 27, 2006 I remember when Prescott was questioned by a reporter years ago about his two jags and why his Mrs (not a high security risk by any stretch of the imagination) took a chauffer driven car the 100 yards from their hotel to the party conference. Prescott went potty and berrated the reporter for asking ridiculous questions - he actually confirmed that the reason his wife took the car was not to mess her hair up. He is a rude arrogant **** who like all politicians is a little too used to spending other peoples' money. Old Prezza doesn't have that many friends in the media and this should run nicely. I am also looking forward to see how that jug eared clown fairs over the next few days. Jug eared clown>?? MUST be Charles Clarke LG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonno 357 Posted April 27, 2006 Report Share Posted April 27, 2006 Top guy. Jonno Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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