Harnser Posted December 20, 2011 Report Share Posted December 20, 2011 I had a phone call last evening out of the blue from a complete stranger . He had been given my number "so he says " from a member of my gun club . He told me that he was the secretary of one of these paint ball clubs were they they dress up in cammo and chase each other about the woods and shoot at each other with paint balls . He asked me if it would be legal for his club members to stalk deer with paint ball guns and shoot at them and score hits in the kill zones . He was hoping that this could take off and be a none lethal sport of deer stalking . He asked me if I would be prepared to be involved and maybe teach his members how to stalk deer . I thought that this was a wind up at first ,but it became obvious that he was convinced that this could be made to happen . I politely told him that I would not be involved in it and that I didn't think that it would be legal . What ever next ?non lethal deer stalking . I did tell him that his members would be better to buy a camera and stalk and take pictures . Well I never . Harnser . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CZ550Kevlar Posted December 20, 2011 Report Share Posted December 20, 2011 Must be a windup, they called you to teach them to stalk deer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TbirdX Posted December 20, 2011 Report Share Posted December 20, 2011 Shooting them with paintballs...what the hell for, now if they were going to sneak up on them and tickle them I'd approve. Deer tickling...it'll be in the olympics before long mark my words Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CZ550Kevlar Posted December 20, 2011 Report Share Posted December 20, 2011 Shooting them with paintballs...what the hell for, now if they were going to sneak up on them and tickle them I'd approve. Deer tickling...it'll be in the olympics before long mark my words Sales of deer costumes and disguises would increase, come to think of it i`m going to copyright it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OvEr_KiLL Posted December 20, 2011 Report Share Posted December 20, 2011 damn thats funny :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
david hunter Posted December 20, 2011 Report Share Posted December 20, 2011 blimey what will they think of next.shoot them with arrows with suckers on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imperfection Posted December 20, 2011 Report Share Posted December 20, 2011 Sounds like the goverment have been doing experiments with the drinking water in Norfolk again and the crazies have woken up... Either that or Harnser is bored and this is another of his (ahem) stories. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redgum Posted December 20, 2011 Report Share Posted December 20, 2011 Think the paintballers should start off with rabbits and maybe move up to deer later, when they have alittle live game experience .Mind you, for those that have not done it paintballing is great fun, if not a tad painful. I took my son for his birthday along with a load of his mates, they pressured me into doing it. I do not know what happened to me, suddenly I was Rambo running into a hail of pink paint with no sense of fear, I even passed my fully loaded gun to my son, took his empty one and rushed into to take the flag with a warrior scream. 100 paintballs missed me, that was until I turned to take the flag back to my line. The final tally was 32 plum size bruises all over me bod and a bleeding ear, but we won all our games. Still doing the therapy sessions though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gixer1 Posted December 20, 2011 Report Share Posted December 20, 2011 Mrs gixer is asking whats so funny, I had trouble stifling my laugh.... This has got to be the sequel to the bunker!!!! Regards, Gixer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vipa Posted December 20, 2011 Report Share Posted December 20, 2011 Think the paintballers should start off with rabbits and maybe move up to deer later, when they have alittle live game experience .Mind you, for those that have not done it paintballing is great fun, if not a tad painful. I took my son for his birthday along with a load of his mates, they pressured me into doing it. I do not know what happened to me, suddenly I was Rambo running into a hail of pink paint with no sense of fear, I even passed my fully loaded gun to my son, took his empty one and rushed into to take the flag with a warrior scream. 100 paintballs missed me, that was until I turned to take the flag back to my line. The final tally was 32 plum size bruises all over me bod and a bleeding ear, but we won all our games. Still doing the therapy sessions though. Get in!! It is good fun isn't it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cottonseed Posted December 21, 2011 Report Share Posted December 21, 2011 I suspect a practical joke, but I can imagine there are people out there who might actually consider it. It's a bit like the vegetarian section in a supermarket. The veggies don't like killing animals for food, but they have to have non-meat sausages, rashers of bacon, steak pies, etc. Yeah, maybe it's not a joke after all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arjimlad Posted December 21, 2011 Report Share Posted December 21, 2011 Capture the Stag ? ! A paintball gun of a calibre not less than .240 inches or power of not less than 1700 ft lbs would be required ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaniel Posted December 21, 2011 Report Share Posted December 21, 2011 Would there be a point system based on colour of paint ball and the animal which was hit OMG what a great idea.... plus thinking about it you could use illuminous paint for wildfowl etc OMG this idea is getting better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleeh Posted December 21, 2011 Report Share Posted December 21, 2011 Lock him up in your bunker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phaedra1106 Posted December 21, 2011 Report Share Posted December 21, 2011 (edited) And for those that eat what they shoot how about ready flavoured paintballs, you could have a semi-auto-self-marinating load for special occassions, a "minty special" for lambing season or even a "gas mark 6 incendiary" set to slow roast so when you picked up at the end of a shoot it would be ready for eating And for the Wildfowlers a self stuffing Paxo Shell (herbs of your choosing to taste) Edited December 21, 2011 by phaedra1106 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshwarrior Posted December 21, 2011 Report Share Posted December 21, 2011 With a scope mounted camera this could be a easy way to prove your a save and competent stalker it could replace the dsc quals Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pavman Posted December 21, 2011 Report Share Posted December 21, 2011 Where did you wake up this morning Harnser.............. Norfolk this bloke would do well on a 2 Ronnies scetch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harnser Posted December 21, 2011 Author Report Share Posted December 21, 2011 Where did you wake up this morning Harnser.............. Norfolk this bloke would do well on a 2 Ronnies scetch! I do seem to attract the weirdo's ,proberbly do to my good nature and great Norfolk personalty . Harnser . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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