shaun4860 Posted September 6, 2012 Report Share Posted September 6, 2012 (edited) I had more fun after reaching 40 than I ever thought I would have done Then 1 month after my 47th birthday It all went wrong and has never recovered Edited September 6, 2012 by shaun4860 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turbo33 Posted September 6, 2012 Report Share Posted September 6, 2012 Just paid eleven bob for a packet of polo's :o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pavman Posted September 6, 2012 Report Share Posted September 6, 2012 I am a regular man, always have been, but of late its taking a few visits to get any satisfaction the first one or two are mostly wind and lots of it, its getting to the point i need to consider having an extra lav built on the bungalow to avoid conflict with Mrs P and her morning shower, poor woman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fisherman Mike Posted September 6, 2012 Author Report Share Posted September 6, 2012 I am a regular man, always have been, but of late its taking a few visits to get any satisfaction the first one or two are mostly wind and lots of it, its getting to the point i need to consider having an extra lav built on the bungalow to avoid conflict with Mrs P and her morning shower, poor woman Dont want to sound alarmist but if your bowel habits have altered noticably in a short period of time ( Where your diet has stayed consistant ) you should see a Doctor...my brother had similar syptoms last year, saw a Doctor and it saved his life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amateur Posted September 6, 2012 Report Share Posted September 6, 2012 Dont want to sound alarmist but if your bowel habits have altered noticably in a short period of time ( Where your diet has stayed consistant ) you should see a Doctor...my brother had similar syptoms last year, saw a Doctor and it saved his life. You are old when your contemporaries start giving you health tips concerning your bowels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wildfowler Posted September 6, 2012 Report Share Posted September 6, 2012 I suffer with back ache and i'm going grey and bald (which my wife and kids remark on a daily basis). I'm still only 25! Come 40 i'll be a mess! That said, someone i work with guesed my age the other day.... 32!!!! Only 7 years out!!!! - The wrong way!! I blame the Mrs and Kids for it! Having kids makes life fly past in the blink of an eye! And the associated stress takes its toll. I guess that's why we go shooting! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DSPUK Posted September 6, 2012 Report Share Posted September 6, 2012 Pavman A Porta Potti in garage or shed helps :yes: - I thought they were only for camping as well :no: Dave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flynny Posted September 6, 2012 Report Share Posted September 6, 2012 Top man frenchie I've just ordered one ha ha, I wouldn't mind joining in on there hunts,if you know what I mean, Hubba hubba" I'm only 39 my hair has disappeared, but I think it's growing down from my head and coming out of my nose ha ha Atb flynny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dempy Posted September 6, 2012 Report Share Posted September 6, 2012 I first felt old when I looked a shoes and thought "they look comfortable" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zulu Posted September 6, 2012 Report Share Posted September 6, 2012 When I realised I was going to bed with an OAP . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasper3 Posted September 6, 2012 Report Share Posted September 6, 2012 (edited) I felt a lot older for years ..then i divorced her now im feeling much younger and what about that advert ..is you poo ..runny soft, bloody !!!! we don't care how you tell us ..would you like a chocolate doc Edited September 6, 2012 by jasper3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaxiDriver Posted September 6, 2012 Report Share Posted September 6, 2012 The other day I had some group of people going out to celebrate one of the numbers birthday, few of them were bemoaning the fact they'd hit 30yrs of age, One of them said something along the lines of "You know what, we're at an age where we can now appreciate things that are 'Retro' " I had a chuckle to meself as I thought You bloody wait till you get to an age (Im 47) where you look at and appreciate some of the items/objects on TV prog's like 'Dickinsons Real Deal' / Flog It, or Antiques Roadshow :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluebarrels Posted September 7, 2012 Report Share Posted September 7, 2012 Any of you old chaps want a blue smartie :lol: BB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Bb Posted September 8, 2012 Report Share Posted September 8, 2012 When I realised that my Certificate of Competency (marine examination thingy) was older than my Chief Officer (second in command). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kes Posted September 8, 2012 Report Share Posted September 8, 2012 My parents lived into their 80's and without any support (other then me now and then) - I'm nothing like their age and sometimes have to 'push' myself. Makes you realise they were really self -reliant - never a complaint. I just hope I can measure up to their standards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
handy4454 Posted September 8, 2012 Report Share Posted September 8, 2012 When you can still 9iss after taking a blue smartie its all downhill from here....................................... atb handy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d17 len Posted September 8, 2012 Report Share Posted September 8, 2012 At 53 I have had more years than I have left,and in some ways that is not a bad thing,you could go on forever about "the old days" but one thing that amazes me is PAYING for pigeon shooting!!! As a lad the farmers would give me cartridges to shoot them! simple solution ...... dont pay ,let them eat the crop, then see what happens when you knock on a door seeking permission to shoot pests!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nipper Posted September 8, 2012 Report Share Posted September 8, 2012 Grey pubes!!!! enough said!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nipper Posted September 8, 2012 Report Share Posted September 8, 2012 (edited) It was Billy Connoly who said, Never trust a ****! (that was wind!) Never pass up the chance to go for a pee! And last of all, Never waste an erection!!! Edited September 8, 2012 by nipper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DSPUK Posted September 8, 2012 Report Share Posted September 8, 2012 What have I missed on this blue smartie -- never seen one ?? Dave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Laird Lugton Posted September 8, 2012 Report Share Posted September 8, 2012 I always thought I was young until I was chatting to one of the cabin crew who stated she was only 18 and I realised I was 21 when she was born....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Scholl Posted September 8, 2012 Report Share Posted September 8, 2012 In highly saddened by the fact that I'm 22. All downhill after your 21st I'll be 25 in a few months, now that's depressing. Seems like just yesterday I was 19, now i'm half way through my 20's. Makes me feel like an old man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
utectok Posted September 8, 2012 Report Share Posted September 8, 2012 I'll be 25 in a few months, now that's depressing. Seems like just yesterday I was 19, now i'm half way through my 20's. Makes me feel like an old man. Blimey that's well out of order 25 I was have a brilliant time wait till ur 45 mate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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