kyska Posted July 20, 2014 Report Share Posted July 20, 2014 We'll, I'm sat in a lovely hotel in Corfu, the weather is stunning, the scenery and the beer. Where I am is obviously a haunt for our Cossack cousins, some wealth here, most families have au pairs with them. I work with people from all cultures, but must say I've not had much to do with Russian folk, I honestly believe there is a phenotype. Most if the women are beautiful, well groomed and generally glamourous, the blokes are bizarre, they are almost all built like bears, and act like them, when walking towards another male, chest gets puffed, arm our from the flanks and swagger, staring at any other male. I was in a lift with my daughter, and two young lads were pummelling grandmas kidneys, which she responded with two stiff left jabs into the offending children's heads. I've never believed that races have phenotypic traits, the Russians do! It's brilliant to watch.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kyska Posted July 20, 2014 Author Report Share Posted July 20, 2014 I must say, I'm rather taken with the language, I might have a lesson, even words of romance sound like death threats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gimlet Posted July 20, 2014 Report Share Posted July 20, 2014 We'll, I'm sat in a lovely hotel in Corfu, the weather is stunning, the scenery and the beer. Where I am is obviously a haunt for our Cossack cousins, some wealth here, most families have au pairs with them. I work with people from all cultures, but must say I've not had much to do with Russian folk, I honestly believe there is a phenotype. Most if the women are beautiful, well groomed and generally glamourous, the blokes are bizarre, they are almost all built like bears, and act like them, when walking towards another male, chest gets puffed, arm our from the flanks and swagger, staring at any other male. I was in a lift with my daughter, and two young lads were pummelling grandmas kidneys, which she responded with two stiff left jabs into the offending children's heads. I've never believed that races have phenotypic traits, the Russians do! It's brilliant to watch.... Wait another 40 years. It'll be all hairy chins, headscarves and vodka and onion breath. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ack-ack Posted July 20, 2014 Report Share Posted July 20, 2014 Au pair pics please Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rimfire4969 Posted July 20, 2014 Report Share Posted July 20, 2014 Sounds like fun, when we were somewhere a Greek island i think there were a few Russians about all seemed to smoke all time not even putting a fag out when their food arrived and puffing between mouthfulls. Funniest things we saw were the males taking photos of their women on the beach and the poses the women done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamster Posted July 20, 2014 Report Share Posted July 20, 2014 We'll, I'm sat in a lovely hotel in Corfu, the weather is stunning, the scenery and the beer. Where I am is obviously a haunt for our Cossack cousins, some wealth here, most families have au pairs with them. I work with people from all cultures, but must say I've not had much to do with Russian folk, I honestly believe there is a phenotype. Most if the women are beautiful, well groomed and generally glamourous, the blokes are bizarre, they are almost all built like bears, and act like them, when walking towards another male, chest gets puffed, arm our from the flanks and swagger, staring at any other male. I was in a lift with my daughter, and two young lads were pummelling grandmas kidneys, which she responded with two stiff left jabs into the offending children's heads. I've never believed that races have phenotypic traits, the Russians do! It's brilliant to watch.... Hate to generalise but have to agree with you the blokes really do seem a bit bizarre, even more so how the womenfolk are invariably so tidy in comparison. When I was younger all I ever heard about Rushann wiminn was that they're hairy and built of lard, like a lot of things it turned out to be complete lies as I genuinely cannot think of better chassis anywhere, faces yes but legs no. The other thing I've noticed is on holiday they tend to be next to impossible to strike up any sort of banter with, unlike most other nations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kyska Posted July 20, 2014 Author Report Share Posted July 20, 2014 Au pair pics please Absolutely, I'll need to manoeuvre around the mrs catching me leching, or some 20 stone ex spetsnaz pulling my hips off. Leave it with me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mungler Posted July 20, 2014 Report Share Posted July 20, 2014 When I was in Mexico last year it was full of Russians - wives smothered in bling and Channel but looking like cheap hookers and boyfriends / husbands looking like angry cavemen. Oh and they don't do please, thank you, pardon me or queuing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamster Posted July 20, 2014 Report Share Posted July 20, 2014 Can we stop talking about the men, can't get the Speedo image out of my mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kyska Posted July 20, 2014 Author Report Share Posted July 20, 2014 When I was in Mexico last year it was full of Russians - wives smothered in bling and Channel but looking like cheap hookers and boyfriends / husbands looking like angry cavemen. Oh and they don't do please, thank you, pardon me or queuing Yup, I've noticed it's a weakness to hold a door open for anyone, been the case I've seen with a toddler getting smacked by a door closing and a bloke in a wheel chair got Cossacked too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
88b Posted July 20, 2014 Report Share Posted July 20, 2014 Au pair pics please Go to The Chive and look for mail order brides. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pimpkiller Posted July 20, 2014 Report Share Posted July 20, 2014 Had a hol there not so long ago they own alot of the beachside houses which sit empty mostly and you can guess where their money comes from. I was always suprised how many businesses are owned by brits. Have you hired a car? I did and couldnt stop laughing at some of the roads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Essex Hunter Posted July 20, 2014 Report Share Posted July 20, 2014 Au pair pics please Cold Shower......lol TEH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kyska Posted July 20, 2014 Author Report Share Posted July 20, 2014 Update, I'm by the pool, middle aged Russian couple playing catch with a small ball, to me, to you, to me, to you.....Russian geezer loses it for no reason and properly wanged the ball into her face, it hit her so hard it sounded like a balloon popping, she cried a bit, bloke couldn't stop laughing. Put her in her place I can tell you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fern01 Posted July 20, 2014 Report Share Posted July 20, 2014 Stopped going to our favourite hotel in Cyprus as it was taken over by Russians. Your right about the men being real rude chavs but the women were beautiful in every way. Didn't use the hotel bar much just brought in loads of cheap booze from the supermarket and drank it in a very a noisy way in their rooms. They reminded me of some of the middle management thugs in suits I used to work for. The hotel staff weren't too keen on them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Del T Posted July 20, 2014 Report Share Posted July 20, 2014 In samos Greece there were plenty about too. Easy to spot, look for the blue haze from cigarette smoke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mick miller Posted July 20, 2014 Report Share Posted July 20, 2014 My grandparents had a word that described them well, but I won't repeat it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ack-ack Posted July 20, 2014 Report Share Posted July 20, 2014 Well. Armed with kyskas dating tip i had a walk down the beach goods emporium and purchased a small ball. I left the establishment and promptly found my target - 30yr old, pretty and svelte female. I told her i wanted to play catch and immediately wound one right up and launched it at her face (as instructed by kyska). Such was the resultant impact that her horse brass earings remained stationary but she was carried across to the other side if the street. There were a few tears but she perked right up and is currently cooking a sunday roast for me and the dogs, Cheers kyska, i would never have thought of that one in a month of sundays ;-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sitsinhedges Posted July 20, 2014 Report Share Posted July 20, 2014 We've just come back from Cyprus and found the same, Russian women fit as hell but the blokes just odd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JDog Posted July 20, 2014 Report Share Posted July 20, 2014 They are not au pairs. They are tarts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Essex Hunter Posted July 20, 2014 Report Share Posted July 20, 2014 They are not au pairs. They are tarts. I like tarts....................get them out the packet when you are hungry...... TEH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
overandunder2012 Posted July 20, 2014 Report Share Posted July 20, 2014 im going to buy shares in tinfoil for the great pw the communists are coming conspiracy as russia is bound to be featured in the news for a while and it is an election year soon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sha Bu Le Posted July 20, 2014 Report Share Posted July 20, 2014 (edited) Found a similar thing when on Skiathos, boat trip to Skopelos with a load of Russians on board. Never come across such a bunch of ignorant people, they must have thought they were paying for seats as well as the ride on the boat. Intimidated a young English couple, either newly weds or deeply in lurve, the couple were sat in one of the lounges which the Russian had used on the way out. Russkies surrounded them taking very loudly in their own language and hard stares all round, (we were sat there also) couple got up to leave, Russians smirking when I said "don't let these ignorant twits bully you stay where you are" They then sat back down, the looks I got from the Russians; wow if a stare could melt iron and that was from the matriarch. Coming back to harbour one large Russian just elbowed a large English lad out of the way so he could get to the front of the disembarking queue. Oh Oh thinks me and gets out of the way, lots of verbals between them, neither understanding a word but knowing exactly what each meant. Anyhoos the Greek police (with guns) were waiting at the dock so it went quiet quite quickly. We just stayed out of their way for the rest of our holiday. Did not see one fit bird among their females, all crane drivers. Edit = Spelling mistake line 5 word 5........won't correct. Edited July 20, 2014 by Sha Bu Le Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sha Bu Le Posted July 20, 2014 Report Share Posted July 20, 2014 Just as an aside I've heard from somewhere ?? that the Greek islands are off the Russkie itinerary for some reason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Bb Posted July 20, 2014 Report Share Posted July 20, 2014 Nasty people, from top to bottom. Just look at their current leader. And those he follows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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