keg Posted October 5, 2014 Report Share Posted October 5, 2014 Tried it seven years ago,Match.com,she is eating a cherry bakewell sat beside me now. And generally is a better shot.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boratsonator Posted October 5, 2014 Report Share Posted October 5, 2014 She popped to the toilets and I seized the moment, ran out into the car and put my foot down. You've never seen a Micra move so fast. Love it!!!! HAHAHA!!!!! I met my girlfriend on match dot com, that was 2 & 1/2 years ago and she's still here!!! My mates use Tinder and most have had not more than the odd naked photo, one is in a relationship with a former Tinder lady, not sure how long it's going to last though :S Very true about the "I'm carrying one or two extra pounds", usually means the only exercise they get is from the use a mobility scooter to hit the local McDonald's!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ack-ack Posted October 5, 2014 Report Share Posted October 5, 2014 Try (ahem) Guardian Soulmates. Great site, good format and rakes of eligible lasses that know what they want. I met a korker in less than a month - i'm punching well above my weight! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flynny Posted October 5, 2014 Report Share Posted October 5, 2014 To "tap off"...is that a euphamismn for to "pull on out "............. We called it " cop off/ copping off ie I'll cop for somert tonight or as my dad used to say when I rolled in at 6am, " did you cop off last light lad" ha ha Atb Flynny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
team tractor Posted October 5, 2014 Report Share Posted October 5, 2014 (edited) I met up with a (few extra pounds ) girl and she was huge :( but pleasant . I met up with her in Solihull so a good 20 miles from me and I can safely say we never met again. Lucky escape The pro dancer I met up with in a pub was stunning and within 2hrs I was in her pants lol . It lasted a month and then I met my wife to be in a club and she's awesome . I never thought I'd pull her as I was 29 and she was 18 but at 3 years later on she's expecting my child and she's still awesome Edited October 5, 2014 by team tractor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medic1281 Posted October 5, 2014 Report Share Posted October 5, 2014 This thread is no good without pictures!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
figgy Posted October 5, 2014 Report Share Posted October 5, 2014 only of the good looking girls don't want pics of the larger mutters they ran away from. Figgy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ack-ack Posted October 5, 2014 Report Share Posted October 5, 2014 I went in cold a few times (sans pics) just to roll the dice and once was very pleasantly surprised. Didnt go anywhere but always nice to be out with a bit of hot totty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archie-fox Posted October 5, 2014 Report Share Posted October 5, 2014 before i met my soon to be ex wife i had a few dates on those sites.. may have to re-activate my account again lol... just need to refresh myself on dating site eticate...il drop Ack-Ack a pm find out if webbing your dates face is still acceptable on a first date.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billytheghillie Posted October 5, 2014 Report Share Posted October 5, 2014 PICTURES, WE WANT PICTURES! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrispti Posted October 5, 2014 Report Share Posted October 5, 2014 Muddy matches if you like the country girls, shooters and horsey types ..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
figgy Posted October 5, 2014 Report Share Posted October 5, 2014 before i met my soon to be ex wife i had a few dates on those sites.. may have to re-activate my account again lol... just need to refresh myself on dating site eticate...il drop Ack-Ack a pm find out if webbing your dates face is still acceptable on a first date.. :lol: only if you ask can I spider man you first, before chucking your sticky web. Figgy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ack-ack Posted October 5, 2014 Report Share Posted October 5, 2014 :lol: only if you ask can I spider man you first, before chucking your sticky web. Figgy If its an arty lass just say you are being post modern! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ack-ack Posted October 5, 2014 Report Share Posted October 5, 2014 Muddy matches if you like the country girls, shooters and horsey types ..... Depends on the region, my last dalliance on there still had profiles on it from a much earlier expedition. Can be very slow. (Unless theres a pic of you in the old fellas quad-track as your main pic) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrispti Posted October 5, 2014 Report Share Posted October 5, 2014 Depends on the region, my last dalliance on there still had profiles on it from a much earlier expedition. Can be very slow. (Unless theres a pic of you in the old fellas quad-track as your main pic) Hampshire must have rich pickings...... I'm either much better looking than I give myself credit for ..... or the chicks are just not fussy...... either or, its a win win for me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisjh Posted October 5, 2014 Report Share Posted October 5, 2014 PICTURES, WE WANT PICTURES! +1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxie Posted October 6, 2014 Report Share Posted October 6, 2014 I worked with a bloke who met and married a woman off an online dating agency.Six months later she got an ex boyfriend to murder him with a hammer as he lay sleeping.Not trying to put you off or anything, just saying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thunderbird Posted October 8, 2014 Report Share Posted October 8, 2014 (edited) I know a few people who have, in fact one has recently got married aged 40 (first time, both with no kids) and they couldn't seem more suited for each other. As Mungler said, they were using a site which had some reasonably intelligent matching criteria. I do believe however that there is a massively different dynamic between 'first time around', and 'second time around' dating. I guess many people who are looking to put down some serious roots have already exhausted the pub/nightclub/friends/evening classes/sports clubs/anything else to try and meet people and are going into Internet dating with a serious desire to settle down and start breeding pretty fast. Inevitably, even on a first date, there is going to be a huge elephant in the room because if both people are in the same position they both know damn well where they want it to go. Whereas, I think if someone is already been married, has kids, there could be a whole myriad of different reasons why they want to Internet date. It could be anything from seriously looking for husband/wife number two, right through to just wanting to have a bit of fun, a bit of intimacy, and not to pass every Saturday night cooking an omelette for themselves and masturbating. Like me. ---- EDIT: Why not try: http://thedailymashdates.co.uk Edited October 8, 2014 by Thunderbird Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archie-fox Posted October 8, 2014 Report Share Posted October 8, 2014 I know a few people who have, in fact one has recently got married aged 40 (first time, both with no kids) and they couldn't seem more suited for each other. As Mungler said, they were using a site which had some reasonably intelligent matching criteria. I do believe however that there is a massively different dynamic between 'first time around', and 'second time around' dating. I guess many people who are looking to put down some serious roots have already exhausted the pub/nightclub/friends/evening classes/sports clubs/anything else to try and meet people and are going into Internet dating with a serious desire to settle down and start breeding pretty fast. Inevitably, even on a first date, there is going to be a huge elephant in the room because if both people are in the same position they both know damn well where they want it to go. Whereas, I think if someone is already been married, has kids, there could be a whole myriad of different reasons why they want to Internet date. It could be anything from seriously looking for husband/wife number two, right through to just wanting to have a bit of fun, a bit of intimacy, and not to pass every Saturday night cooking an omelette for themselves and masturbating. Like me. ---- EDIT: Why not try: http://thedailymashdates.co.uk Shocking...there's more to life than a omelette !!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kes Posted October 8, 2014 Report Share Posted October 8, 2014 It is reported that a third more of internet marriages end in divorce within a very short period of time. Its also reported that divorce amongst the over 60's is at an all time peak as aspirations not met result in a kamikasi type approach to later years. Pass me the rice wine ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thunderbird Posted October 8, 2014 Report Share Posted October 8, 2014 I'm not surprised at all Kes. I think the 'triumph of hope over experience' element is not to be underestimated in many cases. Just because you think you want something to happen doesn't make it the right thing. I heard the divorce rate in the over 60s is often caused by women finally waking up and seeing the lazy, complacent slob they've been waiting on for 30 years for what he really is and chopping him in for a better model. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
overandunder2012 Posted October 8, 2014 Report Share Posted October 8, 2014 It is reported that a third more of internet marriages end in divorce within a very short period of time. Its also reported that divorce amongst the over 60's is at an all time peak as aspirations not met result in a kamikasi type approach to later years. Pass me the rice wine ! on the other hand iv been married for 12 years cheers yahoo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thunderbird Posted October 8, 2014 Report Share Posted October 8, 2014 on the other hand iv been married for 12 years cheers yahoo Isn't Yahoo a search engine? What on earth did you type in??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
figgy Posted October 8, 2014 Report Share Posted October 8, 2014 I know a few people who have, in fact one has recently got married aged 40 (first time, both with no kids) and they couldn't seem more suited for each other. As Mungler said, they were using a site which had some reasonably intelligent matching criteria. I do believe however that there is a massively different dynamic between 'first time around', and 'second time around' dating. I guess many people who are looking to put down some serious roots have already exhausted the pub/nightclub/friends/evening classes/sports clubs/anything else to try and meet people and are going into Internet dating with a serious desire to settle down and start breeding pretty fast. Inevitably, even on a first date, there is going to be a huge elephant in the room because if both people are in the same position they both know damn well where they want it to go. Whereas, I think if someone is already been married, has kids, there could be a whole myriad of different reasons why they want to Internet date. It could be anything from seriously looking for husband/wife number two, right through to just wanting to have a bit of fun, a bit of intimacy, and not to pass every Saturday night cooking an omelette for themselves and masturbating. Like me. ---- EDIT: Why not try: http://thedailymashdates.co.uk Would have thought an omelette is the last thing you'd want after chucking egg white all over the gaff. Figgy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thunderbird Posted October 8, 2014 Report Share Posted October 8, 2014 Would have thought an omelette is the last thing you'd want after chucking egg white all over the gaff. Figgy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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