KFC Posted March 6, 2015 Report Share Posted March 6, 2015 A new neighbour recently moved into the block of flats where we live. Today I held the gate open for her while she carried her shopping in. She thanked me and then said "You and your Mum are welcome to drop into mine for a cup of tea any time". I wasn't sure that she meant to say that and, when I said "I'm sorry, what was that"? she repeated what she'd said. Now, I'm 64 and my wife is ten years younger than me. I politely told her that I live with my wife and that my Mum is long dead!!!. I've just told my wife that she's got a cordial invite from our new neighbour but I don't think she'll rush to accept. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scully Posted March 6, 2015 Report Share Posted March 6, 2015 A new neighbour recently moved into the block of flats where we live. Today I held the gate open for her while she carried her shopping in. She thanked me and then said "You and your Mum are welcome to drop into mine for a cup of tea any time". I wasn't sure that she meant to say that and, when I said "I'm sorry, what was that"? she repeated what she'd said. Now, I'm 64 and my wife is ten years younger than me. I politely told her that I live with my wife and that my Mum is long dead!!!. I've just told my wife that she's got a cordial invite from our new neighbour but I don't think she'll rush to accept. Have a mate at work who has a head of pure white hair but is only 53. He gets irate when out with his daughter (15) and often has to correct people when they mistakenly assume he is her Grandad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VicW Posted March 6, 2015 Report Share Posted March 6, 2015 On the other hand, we have a great-grandson who is nine and everyone assumes that he is our grandson ! Vic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LondonLuke Posted March 6, 2015 Report Share Posted March 6, 2015 I am 30 next month and got ask for ID twice last week... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ack-ack Posted March 6, 2015 Report Share Posted March 6, 2015 I am 30 next month and got ask for ID twice last week... Were you out with Iferret2? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LondonLuke Posted March 6, 2015 Report Share Posted March 6, 2015 Were you out with Iferret2? Who's that? Someone from the agency? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ack-ack Posted March 6, 2015 Report Share Posted March 6, 2015 Who's that? Someone from the agency? No, its Phil Spencer :-) I didnt realise lasses were so sensitive about age until i dropped a mega goolie whilst trying to console a friend of a friend whos man had done the offski with a polish waitress (who incidentally was fitter than mo farahs dog). I honestly thought she was knocking 50, so when she got emotional about getting old i said ' its his loss, you've got a great figure and dont look a day over forty'. She burst into tears whilst trying to say 'im 35'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
figgy Posted March 7, 2015 Report Share Posted March 7, 2015 Ouch bet that bought you some pain in the future crime her Ack Ack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LondonLuke Posted March 7, 2015 Report Share Posted March 7, 2015 No, its Phil Spencer :-) I didnt realise lasses were so sensitive about age until i dropped a mega goolie whilst trying to console a friend of a friend whos man had done the offski with a polish waitress (who incidentally was fitter than mo farahs dog). I honestly thought she was knocking 50, so when she got emotional about getting old i said ' its his loss, you've got a great figure and dont look a day over forty'. She burst into tears whilst trying to say 'im 35'. This thread is pointless without pictures And no, not of Phil Spencer... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WGD Posted March 7, 2015 Report Share Posted March 7, 2015 (edited) "fitter than mo farah's dog"…. priceless Edited March 7, 2015 by WGD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timmytree Posted March 7, 2015 Report Share Posted March 7, 2015 A friend of mine, now divorced, was always a bit insensitive to his wifes little problems. She was having a bit of a grizzle one day, as they do, and he asked her what was wrong."I'm fed up!" she said, "I feel fat and forty."His reply was not the best."You ARE fat and forty, get over it!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KFC Posted March 7, 2015 Author Report Share Posted March 7, 2015 This thread is pointless without pictures And no, not of Phil Spencer... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pegleg31 Posted March 7, 2015 Report Share Posted March 7, 2015 No, its Phil Spencer :-) I didnt realise lasses were so sensitive about age until i dropped a mega goolie whilst trying to console a friend of a friend whos man had done the offski with a polish waitress (who incidentally was fitter than mo farahs dog). I honestly thought she was knocking 50, so when she got emotional about getting old i said ' its his loss, you've got a great figure and dont look a day over forty'. She burst into tears whilst trying to say 'im 35'. That ruined your sympathy ****! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ack-ack Posted March 7, 2015 Report Share Posted March 7, 2015 That ruined your sympathy ****! Pah! She looked like a cross between mother theresa and a doctors bag. No fanx! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pegleg31 Posted March 7, 2015 Report Share Posted March 7, 2015 Pah! She looked like a cross between mother theresa and a doctors bag. No fanx! A **** **** is better than a good w***, well that's always been my motto! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FalconFN Posted March 7, 2015 Report Share Posted March 7, 2015 A new neighbour recently moved into the block of flats where we live. Today I held the gate open for her while she carried her shopping in. She thanked me and then said "You and your Mum are welcome to drop into mine for a cup of tea any time". I wasn't sure that she meant to say that and, when I said "I'm sorry, what was that"? she repeated what she'd said. Now, I'm 64 and my wife is ten years younger than me. I politely told her that I live with my wife and that my Mum is long dead!!!. I've just told my wife that she's got a cordial invite from our new neighbour but I don't think she'll rush to accept. I think I've spotted your first mistake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KFC Posted March 7, 2015 Author Report Share Posted March 7, 2015 I think I've spotted your first mistake. So do you reckon I should forget the idea of giving her a Mother's Day card next week? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manthing Posted March 7, 2015 Report Share Posted March 7, 2015 I am 30 next month and got ask for ID twice last week... Lot of police found your way then :-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
compo90 Posted March 8, 2015 Report Share Posted March 8, 2015 What's this new neighbour look like? Perhaps she fancies you and hopes you live with your mam? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loriusgarrulus Posted March 8, 2015 Report Share Posted March 8, 2015 If he is still living with his Mam at 64 he would be a lost cause. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
compo90 Posted March 8, 2015 Report Share Posted March 8, 2015 A lot live with their parents as carers ............she might also consider him kind and benevolent looking after his elderly relative ......lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
compo90 Posted March 8, 2015 Report Share Posted March 8, 2015 This is a similar but different thing. Friday and saturday I'm the head doorman at a nightclub, I get the usual drunken women flirting with me, usually either work do's, or girls nights out. Last night 3 twenty something women. Little blonde thing whispers in my ear, "have you got a girlfriend?" "No" I reply...."I've a wife" "And kids nearly your age" Showed them a pic on my phone, "how olds your son?, and how tall is he?" My lad is 16 and 6'07" and a good looking big ****** like me......... Haven't told him he has some admirers, he would be wanting to come work with me......lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loriusgarrulus Posted March 8, 2015 Report Share Posted March 8, 2015 Does The British Pest Control include dealing with drunks on a Saturday night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
compo90 Posted March 8, 2015 Report Share Posted March 8, 2015 Yeap, I'm multi skilled. To be fair most doormen have at least two jobs, if I could earn enough on the doors I wouldn't be looking for other work. I did the bpca pest control thing and also the security industry authority (sia) licence last year to help me relocating and seeking a new career. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loriusgarrulus Posted March 8, 2015 Report Share Posted March 8, 2015 Good Luck with the job hunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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