foxshooter69 Posted August 23, 2015 Report Share Posted August 23, 2015 Mine just says K**B HEAD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flynny Posted August 23, 2015 Report Share Posted August 23, 2015 Oh it does my nut in I have done three kitchen plans for her so far and it's still not what's on her head apparently if she can't helpe then I am ducked Tell me about it mate!!! I've just started digging out the footings for our extension, plans submitted and approved, only to be told by the boss that she wants it inline /to incorporate the back porch ( which I told her would be better in the first place) instead of the window seat she wanted and approved of after I did 3 sets of plans and 1000 discussions later!! I've just had to resubmit the new plans at a cost of £130 , I keep telling her the only time she should open her mouth is when she comes up for air lol, I'm in the trade also mate , it's hard work trying to explain something you do for a living to someone who hasn't got a clue, especially the other arf lol Atb Flynny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rodp Posted August 23, 2015 Report Share Posted August 23, 2015 Tell me about it we went out shopping today to look at some and apparently the one she saw today was what she had been trying to explain to me but it's retailed at £26k Yer good luck with that one sweet heart good job I am in the trade at least I think I know what she wants, well untill she sees another one that is When we did ours the unit supplier came and measured then we went to their depot and they projected it on the wall, full size. Mrs just watched while they went through different layouts, door styles, handles, colours etc. It was really good as you could see it full size finished from all different angles. It was almost good enough to walk in and put the kettle on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pigeonman1 Posted August 23, 2015 Report Share Posted August 23, 2015 I was in utter amazement when, last week, the missus asked me, "is it Christmas in Australia now?" I didn't grace her with a reply! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pork chop Posted August 23, 2015 Report Share Posted August 23, 2015 was watching something on ch 4 earlier about the black death.they had dug up i london a few skeletons from the 1340's when my other half said that's great isn't it they'll end up spreading it again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve_b_wales Posted August 29, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 29, 2015 Another cracker from the wife yesterday. My daughter is taking the kids to a dry tubing adventure park. My wife said, 'I've never tried dry lubing'! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennett Posted August 29, 2015 Report Share Posted August 29, 2015 After talking to the boiler repair man, my lovely wife told me "he said it might be oscillating, and we will need a new one" after spending nearly a week trying to work out what an oscillating boiler is, turns out she meant obsolete. Give me strength...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinchesterDave Posted August 29, 2015 Report Share Posted August 29, 2015 girlfriend; Chester zoo trip...."can we see the Rhinosaurs".... LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bry-M Posted August 30, 2015 Report Share Posted August 30, 2015 Round at friends having a meal, conversation turned to wildlife. At some point the gf chirps up 'are wolves real?' she actually thought they were mythical creatures... another time, again when people were present she asked 'what do scarecrows do'? Erm, they scare crows love, lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beerdeor Posted August 30, 2015 Report Share Posted August 30, 2015 Just tonight the wife picked up her phone an noticed she had a missed call from our daughter She rings daughter back and says "Did you call me "......got to love em Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krugerandsmith Posted August 31, 2015 Report Share Posted August 31, 2015 Its when I say something my wife does not like and ....... She says nothing .. Then maybe three weeks or months later I could be reading the paper or watching TV and I get...... Don't speak to me like that again !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clumber Posted August 31, 2015 Report Share Posted August 31, 2015 She says three words that scare the life out of me...... I've been thinking! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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