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Just had a call from my wife to say, she came home to find a royal mail note posted through the front door to say," I have lift a parcel for you in your blue wheelie bin". on further inspection it was the deeds for our house - great, paying a morgage for 35 yrs and Pat puts the deeds in our wheelie bin!!!. :lol:

 

I'm glad he didn't deliver this on Friday as the good people around here put each others bins out. :good::good:

 

 

Has anybody else had post/parcels left in 'funny' places:-

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Just had a call from my wife to say, she came home to find a royal mail note posted through the front door to say," I have lift a parcel for you in your blue wheelie bin". on further inspection it was the deeds for our house - great, paying a morgage for 35 yrs and Pat puts the deeds in our wheelie bin!!!. :lol:

 

I'm glad he didn't deliver this on Friday as the good people around here put each others bins out. :P:good:

 

 

Has anybody else had post/parcels left in 'funny' places:-

 

I think this is new Royal Mail cost cutting policy as I got a parcel today which was left in my wheelie bin. It could have been worse - it was the grey bin (for plastics, paper etc) not the black one (stinking food). :good:

 

In return & in order to save the planet, I will assist Royal Mail, my local council & the whales & deposit items I am unable to fit in my bin/s (due to 2 weekly rubbish collecting now) in any available postbox. :good:

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Our office is nextdoor to an older semi detached property. This property has a basement with windows subterrain. So to enable light through, they have an area about 3 feet out, dug from the ground, all around the windows. Parcel Farce left a box containg a £2000 pound touch screen at the bottom of this dug out infront of the windows. It was there for 3 weeks before the nextdoor owner went to his basement and noticed the box out the window.

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I find it more annoying when they won't leave stuff for you and you have to go the post office or wherever to collect it. But they are only covering themselves, they are damned if they do and damned if they don't. Luckily we see our posty when out on the morning dog walk so he hands any packages to us then :good:

 

Here is a posty story for you though.

My work colleague was sent out to the States a couple of months ago, his host had guns (of course) and asked if my colleague would like to have a go, so he jumped at the chance. When they got back from the office on the first day his host said 'oh great the postmans been' and there left on the front doorstep was 1,000 rounds of .223 ammo :lol:

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i ordered a guitar pedal off ebay a few years ago and got home from to school to find that the postman, unable to fit it through the letterbox, had jammed it through an open living room window, smashing a vase on the window sil :good: still, it saved me a trip to the post office :lol:

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Here is a posty story for you though.

My work colleague was sent out to the States a couple of months ago, his host had guns (of course) and asked if my colleague would like to have a go, so he jumped at the chance. When they got back from the office on the first day his host said 'oh great the postmans been' and there left on the front doorstep was 1,000 rounds of .223 ammo :lol:

 

We're lucky over here in that there doesn't seem to be the same culture of opportunistic thievery that I remember in the UK :good: - obviously it depends on the neighbourhood - but I have stuff delivered that would be gone in minutes back home - tyres,shottie cartridges, large Cabelas parcels- and this is in the surburbs.

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Well i have not got any compliants to make about postmen/women.

But do know quite a few and its funny to hear you complain that they have left a parcel for you.

chances are this postman is local, would know if the rubbish was going out that day and was just trying to save you a trip to the post office!!

Think about how you would react if you didnt have any postmen!! EXACTLY!!!

 

:lol:

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We had an eastern European (asylum seeker I think) for a postie a couple of years ago. He couldn’t speak much English and I don’t think he could read any either judging by the amount of mail that went missing through other peoples letter boxes. :lol:

 

G.M.

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Just had a call from my wife to say, she came home to find a royal mail note posted through the front door to say," I have lift a parcel for you in your blue wheelie bin". on further inspection it was the deeds for our house - great, paying a morgage for 35 yrs and Pat puts the deeds in our wheelie bin!!!. :lol:

 

I'm glad he didn't deliver this on Friday as the good people around here put each others bins out. ;) :yp:

 

 

Has anybody else had post/parcels left in 'funny' places:-

cuts the middle man out for junk mail :(

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Case in Ipswich a week or so ago of a whole bag of mail that was stolen and then found in a local park with all the mail opened and rifled through. Apparently it's common practice (and has been for some time) for the delivery people to leave these bags on street corners and other very accessible places for postie to collect on his round, saves the poor sod having to lift/carry too much! :lol:

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Lol, well my dad's dog is a rescued cocker spaniel and really has protection issues over the house. She will bark madly at anyone and growl but as soon as she see's they are friendly rolls over. Unfortunately one day the postman left the door open (stupid step sister had already let the dog out of the kitchen) walked 2 steps up the drive and the dog managed to bite him on the bottom :) although he was fine about it and said he should have shut the door. We did apologise and brought him chocolates etc and now the step sister is told to LEAVE the dog locked up when asked.

 

Although my friend had a parcel delivered from parcel force and saw the van drive up his coldersack on a council estate. Then got a phone call 30 mins later saying he couldn't find the house so returned the package! Would have been understandable but being its a council estate built in the 80's with clear road sign and house numbers! :)

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