Mannlicher Stu Posted May 31, 2007 Report Share Posted May 31, 2007 Jack and Jill was just married , Jack took off his trousers and said to Jill "Try these on " Jill said they are to big, Jack said "Exactly, i wear the trousers in this marrage, and always will". Jill said, "Try my knickers on", Jack said "l will never get into them," Jill said "Exactly and if you dont change your ******* attitude you never will".! I know how Jack Feels Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rb5037 Posted May 31, 2007 Report Share Posted May 31, 2007 lol Bit like my house. I wear the trousers, she just says which ones Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenn Posted May 31, 2007 Report Share Posted May 31, 2007 I live in a 2 storey house, one's "i've a headache" the others "it's the time of the month" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Browning GTS Posted May 31, 2007 Report Share Posted May 31, 2007 I wear the trousers the boss wears a dress Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
decroyffe Posted June 1, 2007 Report Share Posted June 1, 2007 ME, Nuff said coming dear Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mannlicher Stu Posted June 1, 2007 Author Report Share Posted June 1, 2007 ME, Nuff said Are you sure your names not Selwyn Froggit? Your pic looks like him with his mut coming dear Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markio Posted June 1, 2007 Report Share Posted June 1, 2007 I'm getting married in a few weeks so at the moment it's me. This reminds me of a conversation i had with my dearest a few weeks ago. I said to her "I'm going shooting this saturday", she said "Yes, that's fine", Me: "What? No i wasn't asking, i was telling". To which she turned to the dog and said "Aw bless, he thinks he's in charge". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dead-Eyed Duck Posted June 1, 2007 Report Share Posted June 1, 2007 I wears the single pair of trousers. She wears the four wardrobes full of frocks I knows my place......... which is normally stood at M&S why she tries on at least 6 outfits :( When will M&S install a bar, cos when they does the profits will double Don Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
08shooter Posted June 1, 2007 Report Share Posted June 1, 2007 me of course Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
butchdickason Posted June 1, 2007 Report Share Posted June 1, 2007 I WEAR THE TROUSERS ( but only when she says I can) bUTCH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
callofduty Posted June 1, 2007 Report Share Posted June 1, 2007 i do whatever she says shes in charge of my house i dont like disagreeing with her cause she knows she has something i want lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mossy835 Posted June 1, 2007 Report Share Posted June 1, 2007 IM the boss in my house, Till she comes home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest rabo Posted June 3, 2007 Report Share Posted June 3, 2007 i do whatever she says shes in charge of my house i dont like disagreeing with her cause she knows she has something i want lol don't tell me your married at 17 :lol:by the way iv'e no chance in our house all women Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darebear Posted June 3, 2007 Report Share Posted June 3, 2007 my marriage is a totally equal partnership. (LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Elvis Posted June 3, 2007 Report Share Posted June 3, 2007 Me .......but Lisa tells me which ones!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bsa si Posted June 3, 2007 Report Share Posted June 3, 2007 i,m goin to get in2 trouble for this..... i think that a marriage works both ways well it should do anyway but i must say the women do were the trousers in every marriage i no so yes my wife weres them sorry guys..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcbruno Posted June 4, 2007 Report Share Posted June 4, 2007 i must admit the wifey is the boss i have to bribe her to do anything :blink: today i will take her to the mall and buy her flowers for the yard but i get to go to the range :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokinbarrels Posted June 4, 2007 Report Share Posted June 4, 2007 It was the wifes birthday the other day, I bought her a bew bag and belt, the hoovers working a treat now ......................only thing is, i do the hoovering.........coming dear!!!! Regards Q Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronan nee Posted June 4, 2007 Report Share Posted June 4, 2007 i do whatever she says shes in charge of my house i dont like disagreeing with her cause she knows she has something i want lol The heading to this topic is ( who wears the trousers in your marriage ) Hats off to you. married and a house at 17. I wonder ronan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pin Posted June 4, 2007 Report Share Posted June 4, 2007 I wear the trousers unless she wants them in which case I do as I am told Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jerico Posted June 4, 2007 Report Share Posted June 4, 2007 I'm the boss in my house and if she don't like it she can do her own ******* ironing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stokie Posted June 5, 2007 Report Share Posted June 5, 2007 I`m the boss in our house and i`ve got my ladies permission to say so Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dead-Eyed Duck Posted June 6, 2007 Report Share Posted June 6, 2007 Going on a cruise soon, and Pit Bull was making out her list of what to take - at least three dress changes for every day, plus shoes to match, ancillary add-ons and at least 10 tubes of lippie for every occasion. "Oi", I says - "Is there anything new for me to wear?". "Well, I've bought you a new pair of trousers, and, let me think....... your tooth brush is just about worn out so I'll get one for you today". Last time we went she had three large suitcases for her clobber and a small one for me. Did I complain - too right I didn't. Don Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BSA Shaun Posted June 6, 2007 Report Share Posted June 6, 2007 She does, but she's pretty good to be fair, might all change in September when the ring goes on tho!! Till then I am happy to say "yes, dear" in order to get multiple bunk ups Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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