fantastical old tat (ming duck)

[mel b3]

prompted by my good lady to return this fine piece of art back to the dustbin where i found it , i thought that id lay this piece of fine art , before you art lovers , before it went to its final resting place.

 

this amazing piece is finely sculpted from marble , or maybe wood or plaster or plastic , and as can be seen from the label , its quite obviously late ming dynasty.

 

now please dont try offering me bucket fulls of cash , this little beauty isnt for sale.

 

 

 

 

 

i really am a cack magnet.

[oldypigeonpopper]

hello mel, looks like a mandarin duck

[Me matt]

Duck seasons over Mel, just release it in the nearest water way and we'll add it to the bag later 😉

[telf]

you must be quackers to bin such a fine piece

[mel b3]

I can feel the envy oozing from your messages :-) :-) :-).

[Duckandswing]

I actually quite like that

[spandit]

Are you going to at least shoot it before it goes in the bin?

[The Wickerman]

I suggest that before you bin it, you should take it to Dickinsons Real Deal. I reckon Dicko will think its a right Bobby Dazzler.

[clakk]

Dont bin it it,s 1 of a pair so itl be very very valuable ,the wife has an equally hideous duck in the garden .We are quids in here m8,are you driving us to Sotherby,s or shall i

[mel b3]

Dont bin it it,s 1 of a pair so itl be very very valuable ,the wife has an equally hideous duck in the garden .We are quids in here m8,are you driving us to Sotherby,s or shall i

oh yes , i knew that rummaging through dustbins would pay off one day

[Eyefor]

What's the point of a (marble?) decoy wot don't float?

 

[TIGHTCHOKE]

Surely it's a MINGING Duck!