mel b3 Posted October 15, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 15, 2018 3 hours ago, derbyduck said: they used to be called Black Jacks or Soothers ,Slippy Joes , designed for belting people behind the ear ! I don't think plod would be impressed . its a priest for despatching fish and wounded game , it has no other purpose whatsoever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted October 16, 2018 Report Share Posted October 16, 2018 10 hours ago, mel b3 said: its a priest for despatching fish and wounded game , it has no other purpose whatsoever. To be followed by the phrase - "Your Honour" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Boggy Posted October 16, 2018 Report Share Posted October 16, 2018 34 minutes ago, TIGHTCHOKE said: To be followed by the phrase - "Your Honour" Good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted October 16, 2018 Report Share Posted October 16, 2018 2 hours ago, TIGHTCHOKE said: To be followed by the phrase - "Your Honour" you are such a wag............. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walker570 Posted October 16, 2018 Report Share Posted October 16, 2018 How and when you carry it as with a locking fixed blade knife. If it is with your fishing tackle no problem, if it is with you picking up gear, no problem, in your back pocket in the local disco PROBLEM!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted October 16, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 16, 2018 After taking advice and opinions from several very suitable persons , I've decided not to make and sell them , not because they aren't legal , but because they get the wrong kind of attention . It's a real shame because they're a brilliant piece of kit, that many field sportsmen would benefit from. The last opinions that I gathered were from two serving police officers a couple of hours ago , in both of their opinions , it was a tool and not a weapon , my mates parting words were , if a Bobby is going to arrest you while you're shooting, it'll be for your gun , not the dildo thing . That summed it up nicely😆. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted October 16, 2018 Report Share Posted October 16, 2018 Loving that last line! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fisheruk Posted October 16, 2018 Report Share Posted October 16, 2018 Well I’m glad I have mine. Already used it. Just the job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PPP Posted October 16, 2018 Report Share Posted October 16, 2018 Moving into a line of leather pigeon shooting masks next Mel? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted October 16, 2018 Report Share Posted October 16, 2018 50 minutes ago, PPP said: Moving into a line of leather pigeon shooting masks next Mel? i feel a whole new thread coming on.................... with my sewing skills............and left over ghost netting....im thinking of making up some "cammo knickers"..............think about it....HHhhahhhahahhahh ...well i thought it was clever and funny please yerself.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hambone Posted October 16, 2018 Report Share Posted October 16, 2018 1 minute ago, ditchman said: i feel a whole new thread coming on.................... with my sewing skills............and left over ghost netting....im thinking of making up some "cammo knickers"..............think about it....HHhhahhhahahhahh ...well i thought it was clever and funny please yerself.... Or a camo dildo? Will not see it coming Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted October 17, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 17, 2018 8 hours ago, Fisheruk said: Well I’m glad I have mine. Already used it. Just the job. They're a brilliant piece of kit , I'd already got orders for a load of them , but hey ho, more wooden priests in the sales section tonight. 6 hours ago, PPP said: Moving into a line of leather pigeon shooting masks next Mel? My mate brought his next door neighbour and his kids for roost shooting at one of my permissions a couple of years ago , he supplied the camo masks for them , when I saw them wearing them I was almost crying , he'd bought them Mexican wrestlers masks , they stood in front of my car looking like a Mexican tag team 😅😅😅 5 hours ago, ditchman said: i feel a whole new thread coming on.................... with my sewing skills............and left over ghost netting....im thinking of making up some "cammo knickers"..............think about it....HHhhahhhahahhahh ...well i thought it was clever and funny please yerself.... I see what you did there ditchie 😆, unfortunately most under 50s wouldn't have a clue 😆 5 hours ago, hambone said: Or a camo dildo? Will not see it coming I could start a new line in hunting sex toys , I could design a large rubber Todger with a high power torch built in , it could be used for foxing and I'd name it the Fox wobbler😆. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted October 17, 2018 Report Share Posted October 17, 2018 2 hours ago, mel b3 said: My mate brought his next door neighbour and his kids for roost shooting at one of my permissions a couple of years ago , he supplied the camo masks for them , when I saw them wearing them I was almost crying , he'd bought them Mexican wrestlers masks , they stood in front of my car looking like a Mexican tag team 😅😅😅 I could start a new line in hunting sex toys , I could design a large rubber Todger with a high power torch built in , it could be used for foxing and I'd name it the Fox wobbler😆. A picture of that group would be worth seeing! The Fox Wobbler, the FIRST in the new Ann Summers Hunting Range!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted October 17, 2018 Report Share Posted October 17, 2018 1 hour ago, TIGHTCHOKE said: A picture of that group would be worth seeing! The Fox Wobbler, the FIRST in the new Ann Summers Hunting Range!! what the fox that ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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