lurcherboy Posted July 13, 2007 Report Share Posted July 13, 2007 At 11:30pm my 15 y/o boy comes in and ask's what for dinner. The rottie has been going on and on about him being run over and all that stuff women think of when someone is 2 minutes late so when he turns up what does she do? she offer's to cook him a pizza The rottie, who was doing all the worrying, holds me at bay as the little **** goes upstairs and has a shower as I am about to kill the little ****** 'cos of the grief she was giving me This is a bad move on her behalf as now I have time to think about his punishment and I really know how to punish being brought up by Irish Catholic's. So when he comes down all nice and clean I tell him, in a even voice, that he is grounded, getting up at 07:00 tomorrow and will be delivering a couple of thousand leaflets for my business and won't be doing footie practice with the new club he signed up to. All this was because he didn't call in and tell his mum where he was and now I am the bad guy. Don't know what's worse, kids or wives. Thank god I have dogs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkshire Pudding Posted July 13, 2007 Report Share Posted July 13, 2007 HEHE Send him up on the rattler to me lb ... i have 17,000 potatoes that need peeling .... erm ... by the young uns hand ! all the best yis yp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pin Posted July 13, 2007 Report Share Posted July 13, 2007 Whatever you decide (and you have) stick with it (just like a dog). I have no experience at being a parent (to come) but lots of experience getting round parents who wouldn't stick to their guns Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest rabgoat Posted July 13, 2007 Report Share Posted July 13, 2007 jeez.when you said you know how too punish that you were brought up by IRISH CATHOLICS you scared the **** out of me, thought you were goin to do something bad and whip him or sommit,,,im an (IRISH CATHOLIC WERE NOT THAT BAD ARE WE) and i know there's been some bad things that has happened (some dodgy preists and nuns) but i think youre punishment fitted the crime. ...edit don't kill him for gods sake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNAKEBITE Posted July 14, 2007 Report Share Posted July 14, 2007 Women,kids or dogs. Tough choice isn't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BSA Shaun Posted July 14, 2007 Report Share Posted July 14, 2007 At 11:30pm my 15 y/o boy comes in and ask's what for dinner. The rottie has been going on and on about him being run over and all that stuff women think of when someone is 2 minutes late so when he turns up what does she do? she offer's to cook him a pizza The rottie, who was doing all the worrying, holds me at bay as the little **** goes upstairs and has a shower as I am about to kill the little ****** 'cos of the grief she was giving me This is a bad move on her behalf as now I have time to think about his punishment and I really know how to punish being brought up by Irish Catholic's. So when he comes down all nice and clean I tell him, in a even voice, that he is grounded, getting up at 07:00 tomorrow and will be delivering a couple of thousand leaflets for my business and won't be doing footie practice with the new club he signed up to. All this was because he didn't call in and tell his mum where he was and now I am the bad guy. Don't know what's worse, kids or wives. Thank god I have dogs. Mate know exactly where you are coming from. They are the route of many a heated exchange. When they do something naughty, I am pretty tolerant to a degree but when I am pushed I have a go at them, but no Rotty won't have me shouting at them to get out of my sight or get to bed. 10 mins later I am in the doghouse, they do something wrong and Rotty is bringing the house down with her voice!! You never get it right with mummys little soldiers mate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dead-Eyed Duck Posted July 14, 2007 Report Share Posted July 14, 2007 Never, ever, ever get involved in a row between mum and daughter, even when both are screeching and hair and snot is flying everywhere. All that will happen is that both will turn on you, as you is a male (th'enemy) Words of wisdom from a battle hardened, torn and wounded dad. Don Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ROBLATCH Posted July 14, 2007 Report Share Posted July 14, 2007 i can understand where you coming from mate,i have one 15yr old and one 10 yr old and beleive me they can,t half give the lip.i have got to the point now when i raise my voice my voice the tears start,then you get the mother in the background shouting at me just leave them,( wot? being cheeky to me).then the kids pick up that mams on their side so i have defeated the object of checking a disciplining them.i think that this day in age kids grow up a lot quicker and think they can rule the roost if let get away with it.i would not dare talk to my parents in this way or else!.but understanding where you are coming from youre in catch 22 you cant do right for doing wrong in may eyes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graham M Posted July 14, 2007 Report Share Posted July 14, 2007 You just wait until your grandkids start coming to granddad for support after their dad has shouted at them…..that really sets the cat amongst the pigeons. G.M. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ROBLATCH Posted July 14, 2007 Report Share Posted July 14, 2007 You just wait until your grandkids start coming to granddad for support after their dad has shouted at them…..that really sets the cat amongst the pigeons. G.M. i can immagine mate, my kids run to my dad and then what,wholy hell takes place Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted July 14, 2007 Report Share Posted July 14, 2007 LB I sympathise completely, I've a 14yr old girl and 13yr old boy. Both are wandering round today moaning that they're bored and that there's no food in the house, (I've hidden all the chocolate and crisps ). The boys bored because he's not allowed on the PS2, (was warned after receiving a detention that if he got another it would be banned for a week). The girls dripping on that she cant see her boyfriend because we wont pick her up later on tonight, (ruining another night for Mrs P. and myself 'cos one of us has to drive and not drink - and it wont be me ). They don't seem to bring an awful lot of joy at the moment - just earache. Pedro. (Waiting with baited breath ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antuk99 Posted July 14, 2007 Report Share Posted July 14, 2007 Too true all replies with a wry grin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
webber Posted July 14, 2007 Report Share Posted July 14, 2007 LB Please dont kill any of the kids! When you come out you will not get any shooting. We need all the kids we can, to get a job and pay tax for our old age pensions. I do worry when I look at the state of some of the suceeding generations webber Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackthorn Posted July 14, 2007 Report Share Posted July 14, 2007 LB take the dogs for a walk, send the lad up to YP as his punishment sounds better, the misses to a nunnery, as in the days when men had the last word Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derek.snr Posted July 14, 2007 Report Share Posted July 14, 2007 christ i must be blessed 2 lads at home 15 and 20 no problem at all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rarms Posted July 14, 2007 Report Share Posted July 14, 2007 >Women,kids or dogs. >Tough choice isn't it? No Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunny bagger Posted July 14, 2007 Report Share Posted July 14, 2007 God how i must have sinned in a previous life, 4, yes 4 daughters a wife and even my dogs a bitch(literally). When i "pop out for an hour with the gun" i make sure its a bloody long hour :thumbs: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted July 14, 2007 Author Report Share Posted July 14, 2007 God how i must have sinned in a previous life, 4, yes 4 daughters a wife and even my dogs a bitch(literally). When i "pop out for an hour with the gun" i make sure its a bloody long hour :thumbs: I thought I had it bad........4 daughters You have my deepest sympathies mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorfolkBoy Posted July 14, 2007 Report Share Posted July 14, 2007 Guys.Pleas spare a thought for those of us not blessed with children. We're having a great time doing what we want when we want Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baikal boy Posted July 15, 2007 Report Share Posted July 15, 2007 ime quite blessed with 2 nice kids the only problem ive got is that my lads quite sluvenly and lazy which is something i cant abide. recently me and his mom sat him down and had a good old chat with him about his future we didnt shout and ball never have i think its counter productive and it as seemed to av worked weve just got to carry on with it and be consistent from now on to keep him in that way of thinking. although my daughters completely different just like chalk and cheese. paddy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest rabgoat Posted July 15, 2007 Report Share Posted July 15, 2007 God how i must have sinned in a previous life, 4, yes 4 daughters a wife and even my dogs a bitch(literally). When i "pop out for an hour with the gun" i make sure its a bloody long hour :thumbs: BB i feel a little bit better now,iv'e 3 of them the bitchin and screaming never stops in here,i have plenty of them long hours out doors myself,was out last night till 2am the wife thinks im having an affair not a chance that's all i'd need another one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scolopax Posted July 15, 2007 Report Share Posted July 15, 2007 What about attaching one of them electric 'training' dog collars to the kids (all kids??), that should do the trick. Just give em a little 'reminder' every time they step out of line. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pavman Posted July 16, 2007 Report Share Posted July 16, 2007 jeez.when you said you know how too punish that you were brought up by IRISH CATHOLICS you scared the **** out of me, thought you were goin to do something bad and whip him or sommit,,,im an (IRISH CATHOLIC WERE NOT THAT BAD ARE WE) [/quote some of them are at any one time the Vatican are shielding a number of know paedophiles, which in essence is breaking the law, The Catholic church is infiltrated by perverts at all levels of trust, as if that was not a big enough problem they shield them when the find out! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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