Browning GTS Posted July 29, 2007 Report Share Posted July 29, 2007 It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be: 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a carpenter 10. a plumber 11. a mechanic 12. a decorator 13. a stylist 14. a sexologist 15. a gynaecologist 16. a psychologist 17. a pest exterminator 18. a psychiatrist 19. a healer 20. a good listener 21. an organizer 22. a good father 23. very clean 24. sympathetic 25. athletic 26. warm 27. attentive 28. gallant 29. intelligent 30. funny 31. creative 32. tender 33. strong 34. understanding 35. tolerant 36. prudent 37. ambitious 38. capable 39. courageous 40. determined 41. true 42. dependable 43. passionate 44. compassionate WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: 45. give her compliments regularly 46. love shopping 47. be honest 48. be very rich 49. not stress her out 50. not look at other girls AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO: 51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself 52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself 53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes IT IS VERY IMPORTANT: 54. Never to forget: * birthdays * anniversaries * arrangements she makes HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY? 1. Show up naked 2. Bring food Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnGalway Posted July 29, 2007 Report Share Posted July 29, 2007 That sounds about right :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted July 29, 2007 Report Share Posted July 29, 2007 God I hate No46 and I'll never be No48 :( P. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweepy Posted July 29, 2007 Report Share Posted July 29, 2007 Am sure that there many thing missed of that list cause I never seem to get it right.lol :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njc110381 Posted July 29, 2007 Report Share Posted July 29, 2007 I can manage most of the things mentioned on the list, but a couple cause issues. 25 is a problem, and 50 is always getting me in trouble! Rach calls 50 "window shopping" which is fine as long as no purchase is made. Does pressing your nose on the glass count as window shopping? I think so! :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Sweepy Posted July 29, 2007 Report Share Posted July 29, 2007 Am sure that there many thing missed of that list cause I never seem to get it right.lol dear dear mr sweepy YOUR DINNERS IN THE DOG xxxxx from the little women (suzy) :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berettaman1 Posted July 30, 2007 Report Share Posted July 30, 2007 Come on guys, Be men! show her who,s the BOSS, like I do!! ignore 50 to 54, and tell her a pretty young widow is allways asking you round to do things for her! After this she will forget 1 to 49. and be very loving and attentative (Which lets be honest is her role in life after all !!) I believe women should be obcene and not heard !. then she will show up naked, bring food, and tinnies, (opened of course) Oops must go the wifes calling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berettaman1 Posted July 30, 2007 Report Share Posted July 30, 2007 WELL COME ON AND RESPOND TO THIS THREAD !! I AM AMAZED THERE IS NOT ONE ONE OF YOU(EXCEPT ME OF COURSE ) with the bottle to reply to Mrs Sweepy!! Guys throw away your Aprons!! stop pretending the girls are in control, stop pretending you are going shooting , when really you are banging another woman!! and telling your beloved it was a bit quiet tonight, and you have walked miles , so will she stop messing around, and you just want a good nights sleep. Come on.be the man in your house!! or are you all mice??? OOPS , here comes the wife, whats that darling? Hmm cheese on toast! lovely.. Yes dear I am just locking up!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurch Posted July 30, 2007 Report Share Posted July 30, 2007 HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY? 1. Show up naked 2. Bring food and beer! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Sweepy Posted July 30, 2007 Report Share Posted July 30, 2007 WELL COME ON AND RESPOND TO THIS THREAD !! I AM AMAZED THERE IS NOT ONE ONE OF YOU(EXCEPT ME OF COURSE ) with the bottle to reply to Mrs Sweepy!! Guys throw away your Aprons!! stop pretending the girls are in control, stop pretending you are going shooting , when really you are banging another woman!! and telling your beloved it was a bit quiet tonight, and you have walked miles , so will she stop messing around, and you just want a good nights sleep. Come on.be the man in your house!! or are you all mice??? OOPS , here comes the wife, whats that darling? Hmm cheese on toast! lovely.. Yes dear I am just locking up!!! well berrettaman it sounds like your wife perfers the simple things in live xxxxxx suzy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krazykayaker Posted July 30, 2007 Report Share Posted July 30, 2007 It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be: 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a carpenter 10. a plumber 11. a mechanic 12. a decorator 13. a stylist 14. a sexologist 15. a gynaecologist 16. a psychologist 17. a pest exterminator 18. a psychiatrist 19. a healer 20. a good listener 21. an organizer 22. a good father 23. very clean 24. sympathetic 25. athletic 26. warm 27. attentive 28. gallant 29. intelligent 30. funny 31. creative 32. tender 33. strong 34. understanding 35. tolerant 36. prudent 37. ambitious 38. capable 39. courageous 40. determined 41. true 42. dependable 43. passionate 44. compassionate WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: 45. give her compliments regularly 46. love shopping 47. be honest 48. be very rich 49. not stress her out 50. not look at other girls AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO: 51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself 52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself 53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes IT IS VERY IMPORTANT: 54. Never to forget: * birthdays * anniversaries * arrangements she makes HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY? 1. Show up naked 2. Bring food And Your Point Is??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cartridge Posted July 30, 2007 Report Share Posted July 30, 2007 if thats yuour idea of making a man happy i hope that works lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted July 30, 2007 Report Share Posted July 30, 2007 I guess the best way is to leave her the house and do the offski. Satisfied berettaman? LB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john faul Posted July 30, 2007 Report Share Posted July 30, 2007 unfortunately its just about right!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lancs Lad Posted July 30, 2007 Report Share Posted July 30, 2007 HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY? 1. Show up naked 2. Bring food and beer! And if your a biffa...........then bring a few more beers.................. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEFTY478 Posted July 30, 2007 Report Share Posted July 30, 2007 Got a let 'em know their place: Keep her poorly fed and poorly shod but well obliged Does that 'hit' the spot, Ron? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaniel Posted July 31, 2007 Report Share Posted July 31, 2007 HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY !!!!!!!!! Its Impossible. You go and buy the latest Camo fashion for them, but you end up wearing it yourself. You then spend all day out in the cold and mud,and that dreaded fresh country air and when you come home with food, they just moan at you because you have been out all day I dont know us blokes just cant win Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnGalway Posted July 31, 2007 Report Share Posted July 31, 2007 I dont know us blokes just cant win We have a lot to put up with Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fiiish1987 Posted July 31, 2007 Report Share Posted July 31, 2007 But it's your dog if it needs walking or has done something wrong! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Sweepy Posted July 31, 2007 Report Share Posted July 31, 2007 you do know that in a few years man will not be needed for anything .and i mean anything. its amazing what they can do with a test tube xxx suzy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berettaman1 Posted July 31, 2007 Report Share Posted July 31, 2007 sorry my dear, but you are not going to have the last word on this site , why dont you get yourself off into the kitchen and make your bloke some grub?, and while your about it put some make up on and look pretty for him, most important that!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Sweepy Posted July 31, 2007 Report Share Posted July 31, 2007 dear sweet mr berrettaman thank you for your concern about mr sweepys needs .please let me put your mind at rest and reassure you that mr sweepys every needs are coverd and more .now i must go as i am waiting for sweepy to ring me to tell me what he would like me to be wearing when he comes home .am hoping hes going for the french maids outfit again that is my fav.i find the huntwomens one just makes me itch. so thank you once again for your concern . yours (deepy touch ) suzy xxxxxx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berettaman1 Posted July 31, 2007 Report Share Posted July 31, 2007 Jeeze that Suzy knows how to make a bloke weaken, but I must be strong, for all our sakes , the next thing they will expect us to take them shopping, and spend money on them, tell them we LLLLLL them or something , I admit I am quite fond of my old dear, but to tell her I LLLLL her hell no, she wont catch me weakening I am the BOSS, and she knows it in fact I.... Oh Bu---r the wifes just got home, Got to go, Whats that dearest?? no I will be straight down!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul in North Lincs. Posted July 31, 2007 Report Share Posted July 31, 2007 ........................easy.......................just die Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darebear Posted July 31, 2007 Report Share Posted July 31, 2007 lads lads lads....... tip for you.... if you can make her laugh and smile, she'll do almost anything for you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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