SPARKIE Posted August 6, 2007 Report Share Posted August 6, 2007 come on guys im trying to make a compilation of the funniest things from bisley 1.wickedandlazy and the queen (for those of you who havent heard)we was at a bar watching the world worst band and this old queen minced upto himwith a big grin on his face and a glass of wine and stood next to him and kept looking at him i think he wanted to bruise his bum. to match his black eyes and scabs his face was priceless he did a runner pretty quickly 2.lefty hitting the kirb and rolling of the goped over the handlebars and getting up with his hat still on his head... 3.wickedandlazy getting mashed on the go ped 4. pins rendition of the bellows (snoreing) 5.fm shooting snottys cannon 6.LB JUST BEING A CHAMP IN EVERYTHING HE DID 7.when i think of some more ill add them so come on what was your funniest things from bisley Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferret Master Posted August 6, 2007 Report Share Posted August 6, 2007 The way Lefty got back on after going head over heels on the kerb and being surrounded by laughing bikers if definitely up there. As is Charlie dissapearing for 10 minutes to have his second traffic accident of the day. Ben getting told where to go more than once was also quite funny. FM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stealth Stalker Posted August 6, 2007 Report Share Posted August 6, 2007 Deadeye's story of the lambs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnGalway Posted August 6, 2007 Report Share Posted August 6, 2007 If I knew there was a comedy show as well I'd have gone over Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPARKIE Posted August 6, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 6, 2007 OH LB FALLING ASLEEP ON THE CHAIR AND GETTING VANDALISED OH AND FORGOT THE GLOW STICK DRAWING ON THE TENTS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry d Posted August 6, 2007 Report Share Posted August 6, 2007 1 - Is No.2 above still makes me laugh, it reminded me of the old slapstick films the way he went from verticle to horizontal. Sheer utter class.......well done Lefty. 2 - LB, when he had his turn on the go-ped, instead of asking people to move screamed "**** ***!!! **** ***!!!" just like Father Jack. 3 - Sparkies technicolour yawn..........I never saw it but boy did I hear it 4 - Pin and his wrestling moves, trying to get his "pop-up" tent away. ......I`ll think up some more later as somone at work is nipping my head........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferret Master Posted August 6, 2007 Report Share Posted August 6, 2007 1 - Is No.2 above still makes me laugh, it reminded me of the old slapstick films the way he went from verticle to horizontal. Sheer utter class.......well done Lefty. 2 - LB, when he had his turn on the go-ped, instead of asking people to move screamed "**** ***!!! **** ***!!!" just like Father Jack. 3 - Sparkies technicolour yawn..........I never heard it but boy did I hear it 4 - Pin and his wrestling moves, trying to get his "pop-up" tent away. ......I`ll think up some more later as somone at work is nipping my head........ Sparkie also said to me when I was setting my tent up: 'Don't set it up there I spewed my guts up there last night' Just as I was abandoning camp he goes ' Not really.' As for Pin, he was talking about needing level 12 ninja style oragami skills to pack the tent away. He thought he had it sussed then he did what I can only describe as a belly flop/tent compacting move while screaming tw** at it trying to get it back in the bag. I believe henry d took a video of it. FM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEFTY478 Posted August 6, 2007 Report Share Posted August 6, 2007 I'm glad I've made sooo many people happy! I believe that PO3 provided some of Friday's night more interesting "sound effects" I can't wait to do it all again, next year and I've heard a rumour that a weekends sporting shoot with o/night camping before the end of summer is being considered, how many people are up for that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry d Posted August 6, 2007 Report Share Posted August 6, 2007 As for Pin, he was talking about needing level 12 ninja style oragami skills to pack the tent away. He thought he had it sussed then he did what I can only describe as a belly flop/tent compacting move while screaming tw** at it trying to get it back in the bag. I believe henry d took a video of it. Oh yes indeed and as were talking about pin, does Mungler know about his "Special surprise seat" on the Go-ped ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPARKIE Posted August 6, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 6, 2007 but what was funny about pin and his trying to put his tent down was when we left him struggleing and i walked upto it and using my 14 dan ninja origami skills i folded it down in about 10 seconds and then went and did my own lol oh and fm his face when i told him i was sick where he had pitched his tent was priceless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Elvis Posted August 6, 2007 Report Share Posted August 6, 2007 Finding out that all the stories about LB were actually true....................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pin Posted August 6, 2007 Report Share Posted August 6, 2007 You know I am 19st+ and I have had that for 3 years, and I have not managed to break the seat. Then Stealthy, who might be 10st wringing wet, manages to break the seat, how does that work? Mind, LB seemed to like it Highlight was LB setting off on the goped after a false start, almost veering into an unaware hairy ***** biker and coming out with the best version of "mind out" I have ever heard Ive's story about the Lamb was pure quality, the food was absolute top drawer from all sides of the camp. Little FM shooting the snotty cannon was also top drawer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunkield Posted August 6, 2007 Report Share Posted August 6, 2007 Remind me again what Miffy said to PIN after he said the venison was the best he ever eaten? I can't even remember it but I know it was classic - all in the timing That, and the 'teething' joke did it for me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pin Posted August 6, 2007 Report Share Posted August 6, 2007 I was attempting to be polite and not eat all of his delicious roe and fallow (expertly cooked by Dougy) so I said "No really, I don't normally eat all that much" and he says "well you have done at some point" As you say the timing and dead-pan delivery floored me and anyone else who heard, class Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPARKIE Posted August 6, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 6, 2007 on the biggest bbq in the world some of the meat was nt cooked just wafted over the grill i remember pins arm blood n juices running down his arm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pin Posted August 6, 2007 Report Share Posted August 6, 2007 That was perfectly cooked mate, as discussed in a slightly confused drunken fashion you want your venison and steak "cooked" in such a way that at any time prior to consumption a sufficiently skilled vet could get it back on its feet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axe Posted August 6, 2007 Report Share Posted August 6, 2007 My Top 3 at least. 1st Has to be LB on the goped, the guy knows no boundaries........or where the brakes are! 2nd was yourself Sparkie 'Giving the Midland Massive a big up then following it with the morning chorus hurl. 3rd Watching people shoot Snotty's cahoonan! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry d Posted August 6, 2007 Report Share Posted August 6, 2007 Yes the food was top notch, the venison and mango, the "Bisley Bunny Burgers®" , the "Ethnic" pigeon breasts and even the Costco sausages were good, which just goes to show that it`s the company that brings out the best in any social gathering. Many thanks to you all for making it a weekend to remember Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pin Posted August 6, 2007 Report Share Posted August 6, 2007 Those venison and mango kebabs were special, shame I didn't get to try the kofteh you made henryd - next time perhaps Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deadeye ive Posted August 6, 2007 Report Share Posted August 6, 2007 WELL! I think myself and AXE for looking for a live band for 10 minutes that turned out to be a 3' x 2' sound speaker propped up on the bar from where only minutes earlier we were buying pints Wicked and sparkies face's 6.00 saturday morning when i had a call of nature ..........Could'nt stop as I can't manage to think about more than 1 thing but all I heard was Got any paracetamol ........... If only I had my camera ........And being a kind and considerate soul I am I let him have my supply .........Only to find out i could do with them Sunday Morning Lefty's stuntman act on the Goped had me wetting myself Like everybody else wished I'd seen LB trying to barge a Mercedes out the way AND ...........2 great evening's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted August 6, 2007 Report Share Posted August 6, 2007 I loved every bit of the weekend chaps thank you all very much and especially you Nick. Excellent company, food, bantar, alcohol poisoning and story telling. Snotty, I have no idea how you will top this years tool on the next outing but I suspect you will......mentalist I would also like to add that if any of you are considering the purchase of a Mercedes don't bother as the build quality, in my opinion, has suffered from the factorys budget saving measures LB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flash Posted August 6, 2007 Report Share Posted August 6, 2007 did u descover this before or after the Gscooter incident,as i gues ur talking from experience, and not from the merc drivers view Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry d Posted August 6, 2007 Report Share Posted August 6, 2007 I would also like to add that if any of you are considering the purchase of a Mercedes don't bother as the build quality, in my opinion, has suffered from the factorys budget saving measures Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry d Posted August 6, 2007 Report Share Posted August 6, 2007 I just thought of something else, Sparkies tales !! The lady cleaner and the polaroids and of course his mate and his random phone calls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPARKIE Posted August 6, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 6, 2007 yer ringing the gun shop and winding them up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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