pavman Posted September 27, 2007 Report Share Posted September 27, 2007 Pavman’s election manifesto Gents due to feeling alienated and disadvantaged in my own country as an honest citizen, with all the talk of an election I dont want to miss out so I launch my own mini manifesto, who knows it could catch on? I may need to start a new party as currently we have no representation for the indigenous British law abiding self sufficient populous of Christian origin. All new births will be DNA tested and held on central record. If you abide by the law as you mature through life you never have reason to worry. In about 50 years we will have few crimes we cant track in short order, and numerous other obvious benefits from such action. You will remain in education until the age of 18 when you enter the armed forces and serve your country for 4 years. You will have the opportunity to learn a skill or take further education (degree) my plan is you will learn respect and discipline and be able to support yourself with the skills you learn as you contribute to the safety of others. In time others will replace the umbrella of safety to you that you once extended. It’s a kind of pay back feel good system, you help me I help you later. In the short term all state benefit recipients under the age of 65 will be drug tested. If you fail the test your benefit will not be paid and you will held under curfew until you are clean. You will have revoked your so called human rights. The truth is if you have been spending your benefit on drugs chances are you must be stealing to pay for food? under such circumstance we want you off the streets so the rest of us are safe from scum like you. All benefit claimants will be required to undertake community service to include assistance to the local council with basic tasks such as street cleaning and looking after parks etc, helping old folk with gardens and the like, are we forming a picture? All and any immigrants will not have any right of entry, our boarders will be rigorously defended and we may let you in if you have something of value to offer. If you don’t you can stay where you are and we are not going to assist with hand outs to get you back there, you seemed not to have a problem getting here did you……. end of! Our punishment system will be completely revised to reflect the crime committed. It will run along the lines of and eye for an eye. As an example Sex crimes offenders will be publicly castrated with a rusty blade, paedophiles will take a bungee jump over a jagged cliff and its barbed wire round the naughty bits not elastic on the ankles stuff, if you cant control the urge to harm kids you have no worth and why waste money trying to help you? You are not a victim of circumstance you are filth pure and simple, Are you starting to take notice? In your old age you will receive a generous pension and have the best health care money can buy. We will be able to afford this as we wont have wasted money on drug taking scum, rehabilitating paedophiles’, criminals and hand outs to immigrants. The above should make for a green and pleasant land. I thank you © pavman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griff36 Posted September 27, 2007 Report Share Posted September 27, 2007 You've got my vote! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tulkyuk Posted September 27, 2007 Report Share Posted September 27, 2007 You could Count on a vote from me Pavman Pavman for Primeminister Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axe Posted September 27, 2007 Report Share Posted September 27, 2007 You will remain in education until the age of 18 when you enter the armed forces and serve your country for 4 years. Amen to that, Pavman for PM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bongodriver Posted September 27, 2007 Report Share Posted September 27, 2007 I would have the rapists and paedo's permanently locked up in high security mental institutions, they are sick but we would never get away with stringing them up in public (on the other hand behind closed doors...) Other than that it gets my vote. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loopy bunny blaster Posted September 27, 2007 Report Share Posted September 27, 2007 Pavman for god Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myuserid Posted September 27, 2007 Report Share Posted September 27, 2007 Agreed And when sent to jail life should mean life, not a few years! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeihrauchPower Posted September 27, 2007 Report Share Posted September 27, 2007 I'm with you Pavman! Only i disagree with the section on immigrants! I feel a canoe should be issued! A pink one with "I'm not good enough for Great Britain" along the side! Then they have only 12 hours to leave British waters before a devise releases a plug in the bottom! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berettaman1 Posted September 27, 2007 Report Share Posted September 27, 2007 HOORAY, COMMON SENSE AT LAST, VOTE PAVMAN !!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devon Fox Posted September 27, 2007 Report Share Posted September 27, 2007 Got my Vote! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJaxeman Posted September 27, 2007 Report Share Posted September 27, 2007 Pavman for PM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mungler Posted September 27, 2007 Report Share Posted September 27, 2007 Might I suggest an addition to the manefesto that all prisoners would have to work or they would not be fed. In the real world you have to go to work to live and it should be no different inside. I would disagree with the DNA database - it's too dangerous to have lying around to fall in the wrong hands - moreover, in the new world order where: 1. punishment fits the crime, 2. there will be lots more "real" police officers There will be no need for a DNA database. Middle ground would be if you enter the Country or get a criminal record then you go on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dustyfox Posted September 27, 2007 Report Share Posted September 27, 2007 can i be ur deputy Prime Minister Pavman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry d Posted September 27, 2007 Report Share Posted September 27, 2007 Not many weeks until im 18 then i can vote for pavman the great. ............and then straight off to boot camp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
starlight32 Posted September 27, 2007 Report Share Posted September 27, 2007 No one has paid any thought on how we are going to improve our shooting though with our new pm Cost of shotguns and rifles to be subsidized by the state- allowing you to buy a Beretta for a 100.00 Bring the price of a box of cartridges down to the cost of a newspaper Lift the handgun ban to allow Gt Britain's shooters compete in national events Make visitation of a clay ground mandatory once a week with all clays supplied F.O.C paid for by confication of crime monies Open up vast tracts of state owned land to allow hunting on by the general public Make membership of anti hunting groups illegal I think we would be in heaven..................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wookie Posted September 28, 2007 Report Share Posted September 28, 2007 One thing I will add... Can we have a big influx of "common sense" into the law making process? I am a great believer in common sense, but it just does not appear to be all that common. You know, we could start a new party... The Common Sense Party. I'd be happy to run for office for South Cambs. Oh yes, and taxation... Make it a percentage of earnings. If you earn lots, you pay lots. Earn a little pay a little. It seems to work for Alderney. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berettaman1 Posted September 28, 2007 Report Share Posted September 28, 2007 Oh bloody hell sorry guys, the wife got excited she thought you was talking about a erection, she shook me awake, and tried to drag me upstairs!!!! Ha Ha Ha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benbaikal Posted September 28, 2007 Report Share Posted September 28, 2007 berettaman1 you could be the minister for immigration or cancellor ie tax cuts on booze 4x4s anybody that shoots only works three day week Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berettaman1 Posted September 28, 2007 Report Share Posted September 28, 2007 Yippee BB, I will drink to that, I might have trouble staying awake in the house of commons though, Unless of course they would let me vote from the Bar!! other than that you guys could do what you like as regards shooting and banging away at young nubile women! ! !Burp, Cheers, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted September 29, 2007 Report Share Posted September 29, 2007 Pavman’s election manifesto Gents due to feeling alienated and disadvantaged in my own country as an honest citizen, with all the talk of an election I dont want to miss out so I launch my own mini manifesto, who knows it could catch on? I may need to start a new party as currently we have no representation for the indigenous British law abiding self sufficient populous of Christian origin. All new births will be DNA tested and held on central record. If you abide by the law as you mature through life you never have reason to worry. In about 50 years we will have few crimes we cant track in short order, and numerous other obvious benefits from such action. You will remain in education until the age of 18 when you enter the armed forces and serve your country for 4 years. You will have the opportunity to learn a skill or take further education (degree) my plan is you will learn respect and discipline and be able to support yourself with the skills you learn as you contribute to the safety of others. In time others will replace the umbrella of safety to you that you once extended. It’s a kind of pay back feel good system, you help me I help you later. In the short term all state benefit recipients under the age of 65 will be drug tested. If you fail the test your benefit will not be paid and you will held under curfew until you are clean. You will have revoked your so called human rights. The truth is if you have been spending your benefit on drugs chances are you must be stealing to pay for food? under such circumstance we want you off the streets so the rest of us are safe from scum like you. All benefit claimants will be required to undertake community service to include assistance to the local council with basic tasks such as street cleaning and looking after parks etc, helping old folk with gardens and the like, are we forming a picture? All and any immigrants will not have any right of entry, our boarders will be rigorously defended and we may let you in if you have something of value to offer. If you don’t you can stay where you are and we are not going to assist with hand outs to get you back there, you seemed not to have a problem getting here did you……. end of! Our punishment system will be completely revised to reflect the crime committed. It will run along the lines of and eye for an eye. As an example Sex crimes offenders will be publicly castrated with a rusty blade, paedophiles will take a bungee jump over a jagged cliff and its barbed wire round the naughty bits not elastic on the ankles stuff, if you cant control the urge to harm kids you have no worth and why waste money trying to help you? You are not a victim of circumstance you are filth pure and simple, Are you starting to take notice? In your old age you will receive a generous pension and have the best health care money can buy. We will be able to afford this as we wont have wasted money on drug taking scum, rehabilitating paedophiles’, criminals and hand outs to immigrants. The above should make for a green and pleasant land. I thank you © pavman Pavman, While I sympathize with you and your issues I feel that your campaign would be hugely improved if you were to work from the inside out rather than the outside in. Better to be near the tap rather than putting your finger in a hole LB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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