team tractor Posted November 30, 2021 Author Report Share Posted November 30, 2021 2 hours ago, ditchman said: when out with the mrs ...always introduce her as "my 1st wife...." it keeps them on their toes 😂😂😂 I’m seeing someone now and I have no idea what we are to each other. we have our names and that’s it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted November 30, 2021 Report Share Posted November 30, 2021 11 minutes ago, team tractor said: 😂😂😂 I’m seeing someone now and I have no idea what we are to each other. we have our names and that’s it the next procedure is getting hold of the "giggle-skin" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
team tractor Posted November 30, 2021 Author Report Share Posted November 30, 2021 2 hours ago, ditchman said: the next procedure is getting hold of the "giggle-skin" No the next is going out tonight testing my thermal according to her 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted November 30, 2021 Report Share Posted November 30, 2021 5 minutes ago, team tractor said: No the next is going out tonight testing my thermal according to her 😂 as long as she dont stick a thermometer up your derrier ...then your are laughing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted November 30, 2021 Report Share Posted November 30, 2021 3 hours ago, ditchman said: the next procedure is getting hold of the "giggle-skin" The giggle-skin is where the trouble starts 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted November 30, 2021 Report Share Posted November 30, 2021 3 minutes ago, mel b3 said: The giggle-skin is where the trouble starts 😁 the reason (as you know) why its called giggle skin...(located at the top of the stockings)....if you get your hand that far up there............then you are laughing boi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted November 30, 2021 Report Share Posted November 30, 2021 43 minutes ago, ditchman said: the reason (as you know) why its called giggle skin...(located at the top of the stockings)....if you get your hand that far up there............then you are laughing boi I wouldn't know , I'm far too polite to be so forward with a young lady 😇😇😇 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted November 30, 2021 Report Share Posted November 30, 2021 1 hour ago, mel b3 said: I wouldn't know , I'm far too polite to be so forward with a young lady 😇😇😇 far too polite huh ......what with you smellin of ginger an all....she would know the games afoot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted November 30, 2021 Report Share Posted November 30, 2021 7 minutes ago, ditchman said: far too polite huh ......what with you smellin of ginger an all....she would know the games afoot It's not a foot , it's only eleven inches 😁. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discobob Posted November 30, 2021 Report Share Posted November 30, 2021 30 minutes ago, mel b3 said: It's not a foot , it's only eleven inches 😁. lucky guy - mine is only 2 inches From the ground😆 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
team tractor Posted November 30, 2021 Author Report Share Posted November 30, 2021 1 hour ago, mel b3 said: It's not a foot , it's only eleven inches 😁. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 58 minutes ago, discobob said: lucky guy - mine is only 2 inches From the ground😆 Mines 3” across 3 hours ago, ditchman said: the reason (as you know) why its called giggle skin...(located at the top of the stockings)....if you get your hand that far up there............then you are laughing boi Gone past that stage . I met her a few weeks back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted November 30, 2021 Report Share Posted November 30, 2021 3 minutes ago, team tractor said: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Mines 3” across Gone past that stage . I met her a few weeks back oh so its now..............i love you long time jonny....me wanna marry you ...give you good time joe....give me credit card.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
team tractor Posted December 1, 2021 Author Report Share Posted December 1, 2021 13 hours ago, ditchman said: oh so its now..............i love you long time jonny....me wanna marry you ...give you good time joe....give me credit card.... Shes ace to be fair to the point I hate being away from her but I’ll never ever marry again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
London Best Posted December 1, 2021 Report Share Posted December 1, 2021 I agree with Walker570. Marriage to my wife is the best thing I ever did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
team tractor Posted December 1, 2021 Author Report Share Posted December 1, 2021 2 hours ago, London Best said: I agree with Walker570. Marriage to my wife is the best thing I ever did. Your a lucky man . Mine was my world but when she claimed £45,000 in benefits in my name , had me locked up for an assault I never did 6 years previous apparently to cover up her affair in the police. I think that killed it for me . on top of that I found out she was bullying my kids , stealing their pocket money (£40 a time ) , numerous pay day loans , telling me guys were hurting her to try and provoke me into assaulting them but luckily I chatted to them to find out she was lying . I dated another lady for a month to find out I was an affair. I only knew when a guy I was chatting too turned out to be her brother in law . Awkward 🙈. His words were “ your sleeping with my brothers wife” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clangerman Posted December 1, 2021 Report Share Posted December 1, 2021 19 minutes ago, team tractor said: Your a lucky man . Mine was my world but when she claimed £45,000 in benefits in my name , had me locked up for an assault I never did 6 years previous apparently to cover up her affair in the police. I think that killed it for me . on top of that I found out she was bullying my kids , stealing their pocket money (£40 a time ) , numerous pay day loans , telling me guys were hurting her to try and provoke me into assaulting them but luckily I chatted to them to find out she was lying . what rubbish don’t realise is when children grow to adults the past comes back to haunt them mine would give anything to see the grand child let alone hold him find it ironic with one word from me it would happen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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