ditchman Posted March 22, 2023 Report Share Posted March 22, 2023 18 minutes ago, loriusgarrulus said: I use soya sauce, with orange juice, ginger, star anise and garlic amongst other stuff. Dry sherry is a good substitue for Saki. Unbleached cornflour for thickening. I buy Hoisin sauce in bulk and freeze it in plastic tubs. It stays spoonable when frozen, but keeps better. I buy a chunk of ginger root, peel it and cut into thin slices then freeze. I am lucky there is an Aldi on the edge of the village. Aldi do packs of bean sprouts too. You can also buy the green mung beans and sprout them on wet kitchen towel in a plastic tub in the airing cupboard. Rinse well to get rid of the green seed cases and use the sprouts as normal. try eating bloody bean sprouts with practicly no teeth..........they are not like pussy you cant suck em to death Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loriusgarrulus Posted March 22, 2023 Report Share Posted March 22, 2023 (edited) 12 hours ago, ditchman said: try eating bloody bean sprouts with practicly no teeth..........they are not like pussy you cant suck em to death Not into fishy Chinese recipes anyway. 🤷♀️ Bean sprouts are soft. You don't need teeth. If you can eat al dente peppers, sprouts are fine. The only thing against them is they look like toxicara canis. Edited March 23, 2023 by loriusgarrulus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discobob Posted March 23, 2023 Report Share Posted March 23, 2023 6 hours ago, ditchman said: my freezer is stuffed.......... I bet your local taxidermist gave you a funny look when you asked for that to be done!!!😂 I’ll get my coat 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fern01 Posted March 23, 2023 Report Share Posted March 23, 2023 (edited) My wife will not feed me salad She says if I eat like a rabbit I will ...... like one Edited March 23, 2023 by fern01 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yates Posted March 23, 2023 Report Share Posted March 23, 2023 12 hours ago, ditchman said: i just get on with it....what does annoy me is the supermarket...and their packaging policy....... all i want is ONE SWEET PEPPER for a couple of stir frys.........oh yes ...they have green pepper's ONLY IN PACKS OF 5............who the bloody hell buys 5 green pepper's at one time ???? i dont..so i go without Thought I was in a minority of one who frequently feels this way. Nice to know I'm not alone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loriusgarrulus Posted March 23, 2023 Report Share Posted March 23, 2023 5 hours ago, fern01 said: My wife will not feed me salad She says if I eat like a rabbit I will ...... like one A rabbit-on-rabbit session tends to only last about 20 seconds.☹ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigbob Posted March 23, 2023 Report Share Posted March 23, 2023 Freezers are full i am just about ready to plant up my garden but the shortage of veg in the super doesnt bother me i will just plant what we eat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted March 23, 2023 Report Share Posted March 23, 2023 4 hours ago, loriusgarrulus said: A rabbit-on-rabbit session tends to only last about 20 seconds.☹ does that include foreplay and the fag afterwards ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loriusgarrulus Posted March 23, 2023 Report Share Posted March 23, 2023 2 hours ago, ditchman said: does that include foreplay and the fag afterwards ? Depends on the definition of fag. Did you go to Eton. 🤷♀️ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted March 23, 2023 Report Share Posted March 23, 2023 54 minutes ago, loriusgarrulus said: Depends on the definition of fag. Did you go to Eton. 🤷♀️ my demise for my life ahead was the result in flatly refusing to fag for anyone....which cost me dearly in being whipped regular and made outcast........... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amateur Posted March 23, 2023 Report Share Posted March 23, 2023 26 minutes ago, ditchman said: my demise for my life ahead was the result in flatly refusing to fag for anyone....which cost me dearly in being whipped regular and made outcast........... .... but found solace with Fat Sarah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted March 23, 2023 Report Share Posted March 23, 2023 2 hours ago, amateur said: .... but found solace with Fat Sarah just to put the record straight ......i never had sexual relations with fat sarah...all i ever did was to relate her exploits in the locality..... she is happily married to a team of mongolian throat singers..and is living in a yurt and permantly pregnant............ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fern01 Posted March 25, 2023 Report Share Posted March 25, 2023 On 23/03/2023 at 17:35, ditchman said: just to put the record straight ......i never had sexual relations with fat sarah...all i ever did was to relate her exploits in the locality..... she is happily married to a team of mongolian throat singers..and is living in a yurt and permantly pregnant............ She will be buried in a Y shaped coffin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted March 25, 2023 Report Share Posted March 25, 2023 8 minutes ago, fern01 said: She will be buried in a Y shaped coffin A LARGE one at that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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