Centrepin Posted May 7, 2023 Report Share Posted May 7, 2023 @ditchman Saw this and thought, "wot you done" Then I read it🤣🤣 🍺 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted May 7, 2023 Report Share Posted May 7, 2023 Sarah........................is based on a partially true story.....it/she came to light several years ago when i was rebuilding air rifles in my shed.........the threads were put on here and things got out of hand.......... as a result of the sarah threads i was BANNED twice once by dear Zapp and once i believe by Teal...and was warned in no uncertain terms if i was Banned again as a result of fruity happenings with sarah ....it would be a permanant ban which was i belive unfair as i was goded on by all and sundry here.........if you want to refresh yourselves , as to the sarah question...please feel free to go back several years and see the threads and stories pertaining to her....... sarah is no longer here ...she has made her own life on the steppes of mongolia and thats all i have to say Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amateur Posted May 7, 2023 Report Share Posted May 7, 2023 We deeply sympathise for your loss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted May 7, 2023 Report Share Posted May 7, 2023 (edited) 14 minutes ago, amateur said: We deeply sympathise for your loss. you are a wicked ********.......(person of dubious parentage) Edited May 7, 2023 by ditchman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bottletopbill Posted May 7, 2023 Report Share Posted May 7, 2023 How could they ban ditchman A lot of folks like your comments as I do ? 🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted May 7, 2023 Report Share Posted May 7, 2023 1 hour ago, ditchman said: Sarah........................is based on a partially true story.....it/she came to light several years ago when i was rebuilding air rifles in my shed.........the threads were put on here and things got out of hand..........as a result of the sarah threads i was BANNED twice once by dear Zapp and once i believe by Teal...and was warned in no uncertain terms if i was Banned again as a result of fruity happenings with sarah ....it would be a permanant banwhich was i belive unfair as i was goded on by all and sundry here.........if you want to refresh yourselves , as to the sarah question...please feel free to go back several years and see the threads and stories ABOUT PENETRATING her.......sarah is no longer here ...she has made her own life on the steppes of mongolia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted May 7, 2023 Report Share Posted May 7, 2023 48 minutes ago, TIGHTCHOKE said: i never involved myself with sarah sex..................that is just a wicked assumption on your part................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amateur Posted May 7, 2023 Report Share Posted May 7, 2023 1 hour ago, ditchman said: you are a wicked ********.......(person of dubious parentage) Oooh! And I was only being nice. 🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centrepin Posted May 7, 2023 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2023 2 hours ago, ditchman said: Sarah........................is sarah is no longer here ...she has made her own life on the steppes of my house..... I believe you🫣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted May 7, 2023 Report Share Posted May 7, 2023 1 hour ago, Centrepin said: I believe you🫣 if you rekon you are man enuff ..........fill yer boots mucker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GingerCat Posted May 7, 2023 Report Share Posted May 7, 2023 There's hoardes of Mongolian throat slingers that can't match up to what ditchy did..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
30-6 Posted May 8, 2023 Report Share Posted May 8, 2023 I'd like to go on a boy's night out with Ditchy, standing on the sidelines in a disco a couple of pints, finished off with a couple of Bailey's. And see what Ditchy could pull for us. Females are drawn to Bailey's. My friend used to go to Blackpool with his mates and put a couple of birthday cards on the table, attracted girls like he was holding a puppy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bottletopbill Posted May 9, 2023 Report Share Posted May 9, 2023 Lets see what ditchman slaps on the table (early bird catches the worm) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted May 9, 2023 Report Share Posted May 9, 2023 8 minutes ago, bottletopbill said: Lets see what ditchman slaps on the table (early bird catches the worm) have you 5 half crowns ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loriusgarrulus Posted May 9, 2023 Report Share Posted May 9, 2023 On 07/05/2023 at 18:27, GingerCat said: There's hoardes of Mongolian throat slingers that can't match up to what ditchy did..... You have been looking again. Is it an effect of being ginger. 🤷♀️ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GingerCat Posted May 9, 2023 Report Share Posted May 9, 2023 3 hours ago, loriusgarrulus said: You have been looking again. Is it an effect of being ginger. 🤷♀️ It's an effect of reading ditcheys exploits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bottletopbill Posted May 9, 2023 Report Share Posted May 9, 2023 ditchman thats cheap 12s 6d = 5 half crowns the new kids Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted May 9, 2023 Report Share Posted May 9, 2023 46 minutes ago, bottletopbill said: ditchman thats cheap 12s 6d = 5 half crowns the new kids nooooooo....noooooo.........whats the width of a half crown ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bottletopbill Posted May 9, 2023 Report Share Posted May 9, 2023 (edited) 14 minutes ago, ditchman said: nooooooo....noooooo.........whats the width of a half crown ? You thought you got me they are 32m wide and I have not seen one for years but used be my weeks dinner money at primary school. Ah those bloody great days kids could play on bomb sites have hay jumps in the fields. Trolleys made from planks and pram wheels. Edited May 9, 2023 by bottletopbill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted May 24, 2023 Report Share Posted May 24, 2023 On 09/05/2023 at 13:44, bottletopbill said: You thought you got me they are 32m wide and I have not seen one for years but used be my weeks dinner money at primary school. Ah those bloody great days kids could play on bomb sites have hay jumps in the fields. Trolleys made from planks and pram wheels. and a pkt of spangles...and 10 passing cloud (nicked) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bottletopbill Posted May 25, 2023 Report Share Posted May 25, 2023 (edited) You could buy stink bombs and a catapult and walk down the road with a air rifle and a portion of chips for 6d now days money two and a half pence Edited May 25, 2023 by bottletopbill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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