old man Posted August 27 Report Share Posted August 27 6 hours ago, London Best said: Old Age is not for Pussies, that’s for sure. Can't remember what they were. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted August 30 Report Share Posted August 30 On 27/08/2024 at 15:40, old man said: Can't remember what they were. something to do with ...."your brain is still making appointments that your body cant keep" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marsh man Posted August 31 Author Report Share Posted August 31 9 hours ago, ditchman said: something to do with ...."your brain is still making appointments that your body cant keep" Morning Simon My body can just about make it but the appointments are no longer there , mind you , our ole thread maker Katie Price was in our county the other Sunday , she wasn't by any chance looking for a over the hill , worn out late 70s year ole male who fill the tea caddy up with boiling water instead of the kittle was she ? , if she was then I am sorry I am no longer available as the shooting season start tomorrow and I need what little energy I have left to indulge in poking in different bushes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old man Posted August 31 Report Share Posted August 31 53 minutes ago, marsh man said: Morning Simon My body can just about make it but the appointments are no longer there , mind you , our ole thread maker Katie Price was in our county the other Sunday , she wasn't by any chance looking for a over the hill , worn out late 70s year ole male who fill the tea caddy up with boiling water instead of the kittle was she ? , if she was then I am sorry I am no longer available as the shooting season start tomorrow and I need what little energy I have left to indulge in poking in different bushes Enjoy every moment mm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted August 31 Report Share Posted August 31 1 hour ago, marsh man said: Morning Simon My body can just about make it but the appointments are no longer there , mind you , our ole thread maker Katie Price was in our county the other Sunday , she wasn't by any chance looking for a over the hill , worn out late 70s year ole male who fill the tea caddy up with boiling water instead of the kittle was she ? , if she was then I am sorry I am no longer available as the shooting season start tomorrow and I need what little energy I have left to indulge in poking in different bushes Katie Price ......now she's a rummen boi...........what was she a'doin' orn in ouz fair county......(iez dusnt think)......bet she never heard "ha.yer fartha gort a dicky boi" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marsh man Posted August 31 Author Report Share Posted August 31 20 minutes ago, ditchman said: Katie Price ......now she's a rummen boi...........what was she a'doin' orn in ouz fair county......(iez dusnt think)......bet she never heard "ha.yer fartha gort a dicky boi" I'm pretty sure my father had a dicky boi , if not I wouldn't be replying to your ole Norfolk sqite , we might be in the outbacks and beyond but were a happy ole lot who just live for today and worry about tomorrow when it *** here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted August 31 Report Share Posted August 31 55 minutes ago, marsh man said: I'm pretty sure my father had a dicky boi , if not I wouldn't be replying to your ole Norfolk sqite , we might be in the outbacks and beyond but were a happy ole lot who just live for today and worry about tomorrow when it *** here aarrr ee gort a field to put it in an all........... jestlookin out of the ole winda...and its "dark ova wills muthers" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old man Posted August 31 Report Share Posted August 31 You lot need to apply for PGI? Then you could form your own government? 🤪 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted August 31 Report Share Posted August 31 1 hour ago, old man said: You lot need to apply for PGI? Then you could form your own government? 🤪 we are are just simples folk we be Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old man Posted August 31 Report Share Posted August 31 5 hours ago, ditchman said: we are are just simples folk we be Really?🤔🤔🤔 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted August 31 Report Share Posted August 31 Gordon Bennett, overcome with Narfalk nonsense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted August 31 Report Share Posted August 31 7 hours ago, old man said: You lot need to apply for PGI? Then you could form your own government? 🤪 and we shall charge VAT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marsh man Posted August 31 Author Report Share Posted August 31 1 hour ago, TIGHTCHOKE said: Gordon Bennett, overcome with Narfalk nonsense. Tell Mr Bennett he is welcome at anytime he would like to come to our county if he needed cheering up after being traumatised in the outside world , it would also help if he put some folded bank notes in his pockets as the traders around the area have been having plenty of visitors these last few weeks but they either have had very little money , or what they do have they are not spending and with everything going up they are not getting the income in to cover the rising costs , well that's what they say and they wont be telling a fib would they Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old man Posted September 1 Report Share Posted September 1 12 hours ago, ditchman said: and we shall charge VAT Superb, you could have a series of wind farms too? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldypigeonpopper Posted September 1 Report Share Posted September 1 Hello, Old age is fraught with danger, more so now you cannot get a GP appointment for weeks but hey mine has just retired,🤔 Need a blood test as consultant at the Hospital feels sure i have Long Covid since around January, Eyes / Ears / Teeth / are going to pot !!! No heating allowance this winter, !!!!!, Cost of living gone past Pension rise, Whats not to like about Old Age !!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amateur Posted September 1 Report Share Posted September 1 1 hour ago, oldypigeonpopper said: ......... Whats not to like about Old Age !!!!! However bad, it's better than the alternative. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldypigeonpopper Posted September 1 Report Share Posted September 1 24 minutes ago, amateur said: However bad, it's better than the alternative. 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve_b_wales Posted September 1 Report Share Posted September 1 On 26/08/2024 at 22:22, marsh man said: We all do some odd things without thinking and I seem to be doing them more regular than I used to , not that it bother me , in fact it often make me smile . This morning when I got home from my early morning walk with my dog the first job is to get the dog fed and watered before I look after my needs . Anyhow , after he was looked after it was then time to put the kittle on and sort out a bit of breakfast , for a change I bought one roll from M + S , yes I know what your thinking , tight ole buggxx only buying one roll , I hadn't had them before and the roll was a cheese hand crafted one that cost 80p and they are very nice so the next time I might buy two , the kittle had boiled so I took a teabag out of the china container and stuck it in the teapot , I reboiled the kittle and when it was boiled without thinking I half filled the teabag container instead of the teapot , annoyed at first and then I had to smile to myself thinking what a wally you are becoming , I wonder now what will be next that make me larf. I poured milk straight into the Coffee container. It was a strong cup to say the least, and I've been awake for three days! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marsh man Posted September 1 Author Report Share Posted September 1 (edited) 5 hours ago, steve_b_wales said: I poured milk straight into the Coffee container. It was a strong cup to say the least, and I've been awake for three days! THANK God I am not alone , that problem might be safe in my household as I haven't got a coffee container although I could well fill the jar up . Another little mishap I had , my eyes are going home but they are still good enough to see any thing that shine or glitter on the floor , where I parked my car the other day I saw a little Blue light shining on the pavement that was attached to a small oblong piece of plastic , I knew it was something but what ? I was touching it up and down and when I touched the top it virtually jumped out of my hand as unbeknown to me it was cigarette lighter and the Blue little light was to tell you it was hot , and believe me it was very hot and to make matters worse , not only did I have a blister on the top of my finger I don't even smoke in the bargain Edited September 1 by marsh man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simcgunner Posted September 1 Report Share Posted September 1 Your doing Fine The Wife checks me daily in case she has to remind me" The underwear go' on the inside dear" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted September 2 Report Share Posted September 2 16 hours ago, simcgunner said: Your doing Fine The Wife checks me daily in case she has to remind me" The underwear go' on the inside dear" aaahhhhggggg......the old skid marks on the gusset syndrone...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pushkin Posted September 4 Report Share Posted September 4 Anyone else do my biggie mistake _almost every day?. Leave the lid up on the kettle? Kitchen gets a bit like a sauna some days never mind it helps my missus blood pressure as it ensures it has highs and lows Pushkin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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