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9 hours ago, shaun4860 said:

Have you got her number?

Asking for a friend 🫣

:shaun:

🤣 honestly she started having a go at me down the phone for not putting a kiss on the end of a message . 

36 minutes ago, ditchman said:

god this post is getting crazy ...:w00t:....i thought i was "active" at that age but he certainly takes the biscuit

I’m only 43 . Lots of life left in me . 

34 minutes ago, TIGHTCHOKE said:

That appears to be the FIRST SENSIBLE THING you've done since starting this thread.   

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4 hours ago, ditchman said:

god this post is getting crazy ...:w00t:....i thought i was "active" at that age but he certainly takes the biscuit

Dont get confused with these dates Ditchy, hes only window shopping, its a world away from actually getting to try out the goods back at home. 

Its no different from what im doing right now watching "Simply Nigella" on BBC2 :lol:  

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Spelt Nigella wrong
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5 hours ago, team tractor said:

🤣 honestly she started having a go at me down the phone for not putting a kiss on the end of a message . 

I’m only 43 . Lots of life left in me .

A lot of these women on these dating sites are single for a reason, reading through the thread I think this might end in tears for someone.

Suggestion, if you are in need of a woman's company…..pay for it, lot cheaper and less hassle in the long run, there's some good looking and fit woman on some of these sites….so I have been told. :whistling:

 

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6 hours ago, team tractor said:

🤣 honestly she started having a go at me down the phone for not putting a kiss on the end of a message . 

 

No wonder the poor woman had to give you the sack.

You're a monster xxxx

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2 hours ago, old'un said:

A lot of these women on these dating sites are single for a reason

 

And a lot of the blokes too. 
I have no knowledge of our friend Nat, but from what I read on here his record of successful relationships is not great. Maybe he is the common denominator in these failed relationships???

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2 hours ago, old'un said:

A lot of these women on these dating sites are single for a reason, reading through the thread I think this might end in tears for someone.

Suggestion, if you are in need of a woman's company…..pay for it, lot cheaper and less hassle in the long run, there's some good looking and fit woman on some of these sites….so I have been told.

 

There's allot on the sites that are after the same thing the bloke's are after. The tables turned years ago when wonen played hard to get. Now they will tell you if your nit up to scratch lol

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51 minutes ago, London Best said:

And a lot of the blokes too. 
I have no knowledge of our friend Nat, but from what I read on here his record of successful relationships is not great. Maybe he is the common denominator in these failed relationships???

Yup . Work to many hours and they hate it . 70 hour weeks are regular but they love the lifestyle. My son’s mum asked to come back after she’d cheated . No thank you 

2 hours ago, mel b3 said:

No wonder the poor woman had to give you the sack.

You're a monster xxxx

🤣 I’m really bad I know 😫

2 hours ago, TIGHTCHOKE said:

Absolutely no consideration for her feelings.    :cool1:

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You know dude , you could do a lot worse than ditchman .  He likes a bit of company from time to time , he'd be happy to let you hump his leg , and he'd cook you a nice curry afterwards. 

Just putting the idea out there like 😁.

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50 minutes ago, TIGHTCHOKE said:

Mel, you are a PIMP.   :lol:

I like to see it more as a social engineering role 😁.

At least he can't get ditchman pregnant 😄.

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7 minutes ago, TIGHTCHOKE said:

Well, not AGAIN................................:w00t:

 

10 minutes ago, mel b3 said:

I like to see it more as a social engineering role 😁.

At least he can't get ditchman pregnant 😄.

you are both disgusting....🤮

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14 minutes ago, ditchman said:

 

you are both disgusting....🤮

That's what you always say when you're getting turned on 🥰.

Methinks the gentleman doth protest too much 😄😄😄😄😄.

You're gagging for a bit of that tamworth timber tickler 😄😄😄

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11 minutes ago, mel b3 said:

That's what you always say when you're getting turned on 🥰.

Methinks the gentleman doth protest too much 😄😄😄😄😄.

You're gagging for a bit of that tamworth timber tickler 😄😄😄

he will give me worms................................

 

 

 

 

woodworms

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1 minute ago, mel b3 said:

You could feed them to your hamsters 🐹

they are fed up with worms......ever since you gave them tapeworms...........you really need to see a doctor about them Mel...some days it looks like your knitted panties are unravelling

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