old man Posted yesterday at 12:25 Report Share Posted yesterday at 12:25 2 hours ago, ditchman said: they are not shy...and past the "experimental" phase Often very grateful too? More bang for your buck? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted yesterday at 13:03 Author Report Share Posted yesterday at 13:03 36 minutes ago, old man said: Often very grateful too? More bang for your buck? them big birds are good an all...multifuntional....... they keep you warm during the winter and provide plenty of shade during sunny weather Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted yesterday at 13:07 Report Share Posted yesterday at 13:07 4 minutes ago, ditchman said: them big birds are good an all...multifuntional....... they keep you warm during the winter and provide plenty of shade during sunny weather Ā Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
team tractor Posted yesterday at 13:51 Report Share Posted yesterday at 13:51 I was doing a big lady after strimmer 13 dared me too .Ā she was a mobile water fountain, ruined my bed and she started to fall for me . It was a fun 2 weeks anyway.Ā bonus is her dad heard I was a joiner and pushed my number forward .Ā 6 windows šĀ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted yesterday at 14:15 Author Report Share Posted yesterday at 14:15 1 hour ago, TIGHTCHOKE said: Ā my gawd ............IM IN LOVE she is georgeous......oohhhh my oh my... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted yesterday at 14:41 Report Share Posted yesterday at 14:41 I'll give her your phone number.Ā Ā Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old man Posted yesterday at 14:42 Report Share Posted yesterday at 14:42 1 hour ago, TIGHTCHOKE said: Ā Could be aĀ contender? Might be a bit fast for him though?š¤ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigbob Posted yesterday at 15:43 Report Share Posted yesterday at 15:43 1 hour ago, team tractor said: I was doing a big lady after strimmer 13 dared me too .Ā she was a mobile water fountain, ruined my bed and she started to fall for me . It was a fun 2 weeks anyway.Ā bonus is her dad heard I was a joiner and pushed my number forward .Ā 6 windows šĀ Any truth a couple on hear are pming you for tips on the quiet ?. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted yesterday at 16:49 Author Report Share Posted yesterday at 16:49 2 hours ago, TIGHTCHOKE said: I'll give her your phone number.Ā Ā oooohhhhh yes.....does she do face sitting ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted yesterday at 17:15 Author Report Share Posted yesterday at 17:15 3 hours ago, team tractor said: I was doing a big lady after strimmer 13 dared me too .Ā she was a mobile water fountain, ruined my bed and she started to fall for me . It was a fun 2 weeks anyway.Ā bonus is her dad heard I was a joiner and pushed my number forward .Ā 6 windows šĀ ahhh the good old "Ross McSquirter" type.......taking one for the team ehĀ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
team tractor Posted yesterday at 17:29 Report Share Posted yesterday at 17:29 1 hour ago, Bigbob said: Any truth a couple on hear are pming you for tips on the quiet ?. š I get daily abuse off Mel if that countsĀ 13 minutes ago, ditchman said: ahhh the good old "Ross McSquirter" type.......taking one for the team ehĀ ššš. She offeredĀ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted yesterday at 17:32 Report Share Posted yesterday at 17:32 2 minutes ago, team tractor said: š I get daily abuse off Mel if that countsĀ Ā Moi ???? .Ā Ā As if I ever would peanut š Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShootingEgg Posted yesterday at 18:56 Report Share Posted yesterday at 18:56 9 hours ago, TIGHTCHOKE said: Love it, the logical question that follows that would be, is Nath, Mutton dressed as RAM?............................. Well... I'd not even go as far to call him a ram... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
team tractor Posted 22 hours ago Report Share Posted 22 hours ago Well date 958 š¤£.Ā actually really pleasant . Donāt know if sheās my type but Iām dating a local girl tomorrow.Ā Ā might have to get a second date with this oneĀ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amateur Posted 22 hours ago Report Share Posted 22 hours ago Blimey! How do you keep track? I don't think that even in my heyday I had this level of turnover. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
team tractor Posted 22 hours ago Report Share Posted 22 hours ago 5 minutes ago, amateur said: Blimey! How do you keep track? I don't think that even in my heyday I had this level of turnover. Yesterday, today and tomorrow ššš.Ā tonightās was lovely and I have a feeling sheāll want to date again.Ā tomorrows wants to come on the bike tho .Ā Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amateur Posted 22 hours ago Report Share Posted 22 hours ago 1 minute ago, team tractor said: Ā ....... tomorrows wants to come on the bike tho .Ā Oh! A keeper, then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted 21 hours ago Author Report Share Posted 21 hours ago 1 hour ago, team tractor said: Yesterday, today and tomorrow ššš.Ā tonightās was lovely and I have a feeling sheāll want to date again.Ā tomorrows wants to come on the bike tho .Ā whats the big deal about a pushbike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
team tractor Posted 21 hours ago Report Share Posted 21 hours ago 3 minutes ago, ditchman said: whats the big deal about a pushbike Because itās a tandemĀ 1 hour ago, amateur said: Oh! A keeper, then And sheās fitness mad . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted 21 hours ago Report Share Posted 21 hours ago Just now, team tractor said: Because itās a tandemĀ So he can oggle her bum.Ā Ā Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted 20 hours ago Author Report Share Posted 20 hours ago 1 minute ago, team tractor said: Because itās a tandemĀ And sheās fitness mad . ITS A BLOODY TANDEM no wonder you have problems keeping birds.........a tandem ...thats so 1920's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
team tractor Posted 20 hours ago Report Share Posted 20 hours ago 13 minutes ago, ditchman said: ITS A BLOODY TANDEM no wonder you have problems keeping birds.........a tandem ...thats so 1920's Na I want a bird thatāll come on the motorbike with me .Ā I also want a slim girl as my last one put 3 st on in 3 years . Seems shallow I know but itās what Iād like . A gym freak reallyĀ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted 20 hours ago Report Share Posted 20 hours ago 8 minutes ago, team tractor said: Na I want a bird thatāll come on the motorbike with me .Ā I also want a slim girl as my last one put 3 st on in 3 years . Seems shallow I know but itās what Iād like . A gym freak reallyĀ So your chat up line is , " yeah , youre too fat ".Ā I think I might have sussed why you ain't getting any dude š. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
team tractor Posted 20 hours ago Report Share Posted 20 hours ago Just now, mel b3 said: So your chat up line is , " yeah , youre too fat ".Ā I think I might have sussed why you ain't getting any dude š. Iām sorry š .Ā Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted 20 hours ago Report Share Posted 20 hours ago 15 minutes ago, team tractor said: Iām sorry š .Ā The ditchman offer still stands dude . It'll be a nice ride out on your bike as well . Win Win š. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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