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Do any of you women want you to stop the drink?


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Guy,

 

If your woman goes on at you, then just stand upto her and say:

 

"Mum, enough! I am 24, I will do as I please when I have finished my shift at "Game" in the local shopping centre".

 

And then ask her nicely not to bolt the door as you might be in after 10 p.m. tonight on the way back from Subbuteo club.

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My missus bitches at me about me drinking too much. She's always going on about my health and how I'm not going to see my boy grow up. She's stopped doing it so much since I pointed out that if she wants to live a long and healthy life she could do with laying off the cakes and shedding a pound or two.

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Guy,

 

For future reference we have nominated "experts" on PW who specialize in specific matters -

 

AGONY UNCLE BERETTAMAN1 - ALCOHOL COUNCILLOR

 

AGONY UNCLE MUNGLER - GENDER / SEXUALITY PROBLEMS

 

AGONY UNCLE EVIL ELVIS - FLATULANCE PROBLEMS

 

AGONY AUNTIE SS AND UNCLE MC - RELATIONSHIP COUNCILLORS / MEDIATION

 

AGONY UNCLE OUTLAW - COUNCILLOR FOR THOSE WHO ARE ADDICTED TO INTERNET FORUMS

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My Mrs used to go on at me but I cut down alot because I got tired of feeling ****.I packed in spirits and tramps strength beer.Now enjoy a couple of lovely cold Stellas or similar.Its ace to go to bed to read a book.AND understand it.Do what you have to do mate. booze a good servant,bad master.

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Guy,

 

For future reference we have nominated "experts" on PW who specialize in specific matters -

 

AGONY UNCLE BERETTAMAN1 - ALCOHOL COUNCILLOR

 

AGONY UNCLE MUNGLER - GENDER / SEXUALITY PROBLEMS

 

AGONY UNCLE EVIL ELVIS - FLATULANCE PROBLEMS

 

AGONY AUNTIE SS AND UNCLE MC - RELATIONSHIP COUNCILLORS / MEDIATION

 

AGONY UNCLE OUTLAW - COUNCILLOR FOR THOSE WHO ARE ADDICTED TO INTERNET FORUMS

 

I like that one :yes::good::lol:

 

Thanks LV

 

Tony

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******* hell call yourself a Yorkshire man your ****e ! You have 3 options .

1 I took my missus out last night , it only took one punch .

2 Tell her that drinking makes her look better

3 Tell her to mind her own , as you don't tell her that she's fat and ugly .

 

Hope these top tips help !!!

 

all the best yis yp :good:

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******* hell call yourself a Yorkshire man your ****e ! You have 3 options .

1 I took my missus out last night , it only took one punch .

2 Tell her that drinking makes her look better

3 Tell her to mind her own , as you don't tell her that she's fat and ugly .

 

Hope these top tips help !!!

 

all the best yis yp :lol:

 

 

ROTFFLMFAO

 

 

 

 

LB :good:

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she's doing ya a favour, :good:

 

pi '8'8' in' ya wage away!!!.....get a morgage put it to better use, a 7 day holiday in the sun.

 

some flowers on the table, a nice weekend B&B in the gorgeous Yorkshire Dales, & a few beers & a candle lit dinner with the missus....... :lol:

 

:sick: then get hammered once in a while, if ya still got a job !!! :sick:

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i have quite a health social life which mean i like a couple of beers after work, and i like to get sloshed at a weekend but all my woman does is go on at me!!!

 

what should i do guy?

 

Knock it on the head, social drinking is fine but getting lashed everynight is pointless not only on your health, but on your wallet unless you enjoy p!ss!ng money down the drain.

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guys,

 

top quality answers there thanks :stupid::lol:??? ??? ??? ???

 

Not being funny but if you have to ask advice on here if you're drinking too much then you've got bigger issues at hand!

 

It's common sense, who's girlfriend/wife wants to put up with a semi beered up partner all week?

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When I was in my 20`s I was the original binge drinker, I`d be hammered Friday, Saturday & Sunday

but would remain stone cold sober the rest of the week because there would have been no way I`d be able to get out of bed in the morning for work. These days I very rarely go out on the beer because I prefer to spend my hard earned on other things. I know I can go out any time without any hassle (well, sometimes the missus has the little green eyed monster take over but she gets over it quick).

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