pavman Posted February 13, 2008 Report Share Posted February 13, 2008 Still making amends for writing ex wife’s name in the first card sent, I have pulled a blinder Mrs P often complains we don’t do things together any more so I snapped up 20 back issues of practical wood worker monthly from the charity shop so she can read up and be of assistance with the list of jobs compiled over the “Fowling†season I have also slipped a Twenty in her card so there’s cash around when I phone the ****** for a Take out tomorrow night :o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SecretFollower Posted February 13, 2008 Report Share Posted February 13, 2008 And they say romance is dead!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mungler Posted February 13, 2008 Report Share Posted February 13, 2008 I have a client who owns a local florist who owes me a favour.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry d Posted February 13, 2008 Report Share Posted February 13, 2008 Top banana, if I`d known that I would have offered her some once fired 10 bore cartridges, instead of telling her that the floral print pinny would go with your eyes when you are spring cleaning TOGETHER. :o :good: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fullbore Posted February 13, 2008 Report Share Posted February 13, 2008 more to the point, why are you letting her out of the coal mine to nag at you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Sweepy Posted February 13, 2008 Report Share Posted February 13, 2008 i had my first date with sweepy on valentines day 1992. i did not get anything then . and the only thing sweepy got was a slapped hand . we have now been together 16 years . and not once have i had a valentines card or anything else :o . when i suggest it to sweepy i always get told .that he has given me the best gift any man could give a women . he let me give birth to hes children . what more could i want :o . anyway this year i got him some of hes fav white choc . so last night after tea i gave it to him and wished him happy early valentines hopefully by now the guilt trip would have kick in .and when he returns home this evening from work . he will have a little something for ME . living in hope (but not holding my breath) xxxxxsuzy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the last engineer Posted February 13, 2008 Report Share Posted February 13, 2008 Still making amends for writing ex wife’s name in the first card sent, I have pulled a blinder Mrs P often complains we don’t do things together any more so I snapped up 20 back issues of practical wood worker monthly from the charity shop so she can read up and be of assistance with the list of jobs compiled over the “Fowling†season I have also slipped a Twenty in her card so there’s cash around when I phone the ****** for a Take out tomorrow night :o really put out this time then son its the thought that counts though :o mrs sweepy,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,breath for gods sake, it wont happen im told you say it with flowers,,,,,,,,,,,,,, a pcket of seeds will do, she dont listen o good anyway, words are wasted Martin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cranfield Posted February 13, 2008 Report Share Posted February 13, 2008 With a basic card now at £3+.......... I have made her one, hopefully she will be overcome by this romantic gesture. :o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunkield Posted February 13, 2008 Report Share Posted February 13, 2008 Thanks for the reminder. I will get the usual, nothing is too much trouble... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SecretFollower Posted February 13, 2008 Report Share Posted February 13, 2008 anyway this year i got him some of hes fav white choc .so last night after tea i gave it to him and wished him happy early valentines I used to send my ex a card a few days early to make sure he didn't forget. It seemed to work too. Even got a present one year so I had to rush out and get him one :o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
william Posted February 13, 2008 Report Share Posted February 13, 2008 Pair of slippers and a vibrator works well for my wife. If she don't like the slippers she can allways go **** herself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
starlight32 Posted February 13, 2008 Report Share Posted February 13, 2008 Still making amends for writing ex wife’s name in the first card sent, I have pulled a blinder Mrs P often complains we don’t do things together any more so I snapped up 20 back issues of practical wood worker monthly from the charity shop so she can read up and be of assistance with the list of jobs compiled over the “Fowling†season I have also slipped a Twenty in her card so there’s cash around when I phone the ****** for a Take out tomorrow night :o Thanks for the reminder. I will get the usual, nothing is too much trouble... Pavman, How many times to I have to tell you. Take all you can and give nothing back.... Treat'em mean and keep'em keen stuartp, Well done keep up the good work, although try folding a sheet of A4 paper next time and marker pen the festive illustration, don't bother about an envelope either as if you have built up a sturdy backgound the better half will know what to expect by now. Regards Mr Angry (As Pavman often states) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zapp Posted February 13, 2008 Report Share Posted February 13, 2008 Easy life this year, I finally agreed to her getting hair extensions (£270!! :o ), so it's just a card and some choccies on the day. I have actually been saving the "yes" to the uber-expensive hairdo as collateral to buy my way out of just such an occasion that I cant be **sed to put any effort into . Just dont tell Mrs B that though! Zapp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vole Posted February 13, 2008 Report Share Posted February 13, 2008 Valentines Day? OOPS!! :o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hunter Posted February 13, 2008 Report Share Posted February 13, 2008 Me and the better half got together 3 years ago, pretty much on valentines. But since she now lives 2000miles away, there wont be any celebrating :good: No doubt the most exciting thing il be doing as usual is sat here browsing PW and if im luck il get myself a beer Have a good one guys! always a good time to realise your happy for your loved one(s ) and try bring some romance back into the busy lives most of us lead. :o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pavman Posted February 14, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 14, 2008 Still making amends for writing ex wife’s name in the first card sent, I have pulled a blinder Mrs P often complains we don’t do things together any more so I snapped up 20 back issues of practical wood worker monthly from the charity shop so she can read up and be of assistance with the list of jobs compiled over the “Fowling†season I have also slipped a Twenty in her card so there’s cash around when I phone the ****** for a Take out tomorrow night Thanks for the reminder. I will get the usual, nothing is too much trouble... Pavman, How many times to I have to tell you. Take all you can and give nothing back.... Treat'em mean and keep'em keen stuartp, Well done keep up the good work, although try folding a sheet of A4 paper next time and marker pen the festive illustration, don't bother about an envelope either as if you have built up a sturdy backgound the better half will know what to expect by now. Regards Mr Angry (As Pavman often states) Starlight you are a martar to romance......Not funny thing is most of us joke about it but you really are wicked ****** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunkield Posted February 14, 2008 Report Share Posted February 14, 2008 Being a great husband has it's advantages Hmmmm cake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Sweepy Posted February 14, 2008 Report Share Posted February 14, 2008 well sweepy was going to get a little something from victorias secret (with me in it ) but hes just phoned me to tell me hes just bought a lamp for £70 . so guess what now going away in the box .marked DO NOT OPEN . xxxsuzy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chard Posted February 14, 2008 Report Share Posted February 14, 2008 I think she's done a bit of icing now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pavman Posted February 14, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 14, 2008 well sweepy was going to get a little something from victorias secret (with me in it ) but hes just phoned me to tell me hes just bought a lamp for £70 . so guess what now going away in the box .marked DO NOT OPEN . xxxsuzy He Doesn’t deserve you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salop Matt Posted February 14, 2008 Report Share Posted February 14, 2008 TUT TUT bet he wish`s he had bought the lamp tomorrow ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gold735uk Posted February 14, 2008 Report Share Posted February 14, 2008 looks like its lights out for him tonight, cant believe he's got you nowt, you should lamp him one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunkield Posted February 14, 2008 Report Share Posted February 14, 2008 well sweepy was going to get a little something from victorias secret (with me in it ) but hes just phoned me to tell me hes just bought a lamp for £70 . so guess what now going away in the box .marked DO NOT OPEN . xxxsuzy Well I hope he has fun rubbing his lamp Chard, Leave it man, it's becoming an obsession Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
starlight32 Posted February 14, 2008 Report Share Posted February 14, 2008 Being a great husband has it's advantages Hmmmm cake Stuartp, No,no no, You have succumbed to the hypnotism of the female species. You were doing just fine with the card and now you have spoilt it with cake? I can see there is much work to be done with PW members in their relationships... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweepy Posted February 14, 2008 Report Share Posted February 14, 2008 Well I bought Mrs Sweepy a new lamp today and she don't seem to impressed and basically said that I could stick Well I might and get some use out of it so me and the boys are off out tonight to try Mrs Sweepys present out What is a man to do I only bought it so we could do thing together.lol This woman shows no romance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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