starlight32 Posted April 17, 2008 Report Share Posted April 17, 2008 While at an end of contract do last night I accepted the ultimate challenge in the nearby curry house. Half a pint of neat vindaloo sauce, necked without stopping. Three pints of beer quickly followed As a regular curry eater I have never eaten the dish and I am told the Farhl is worse Restaurant owner said 'you velly, velly mad man' 100 quid on the table is obviously another nearly 1000 cartridges............. Presently all is fine, but to complete the wager I must maintain a full day's shift.. Question is -Am I out of the woods yet, as I need to climb a two hundred foot vac column this morning and don't want to get caught out. Anyway the madras I had before hand was one of the best I have had for ages. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bignoel Posted April 17, 2008 Report Share Posted April 17, 2008 ha ha ha i would take a nappy with ya .i am usealy ok till i have the first cup of coffee its like lighting the fuse lol lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cleaner4hire Posted April 17, 2008 Report Share Posted April 17, 2008 lol i used to eat phalls when i was younger - there were several incidents with my pals trying to eat em as well - but the guts just dont like dealing with em any more although given the chance (and the money to buy a wardrobe of fat boy clothes) i would eat curry every meal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chard Posted April 17, 2008 Report Share Posted April 17, 2008 If I were you, I'd go and get a local anaesthetic on your harris. :w00t: When the inevitable happens, you're going to think there's a pineapple up there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wookie Posted April 17, 2008 Report Share Posted April 17, 2008 I'd be using chilled cotton wool soaked in a cocktail of local anasthetic and baby oil to wipe up afterwards as well... Sounds like you really needed those extra carts. Which curry house by the way? It's always good to get recommendations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dougy Posted April 17, 2008 Report Share Posted April 17, 2008 (edited) Oh yes those were the days few beers then in the curry house. "rite then whos havin a hot one" ? 1st vindaloo Mamby Pamby for the girlies 2nd tindaloo thats more like it 3rd phall just plain silly 4th phall with extra chilli and garlic thats the mans curry 3 days after and you wish you never had a bum i got banned from serving in the shop what with the smell of garlic and booze and the burning ring of fire i was is dire need of a morphine enama. the half moon in Normanton Rd Derby they just staired at us all and kept tittering Edited April 17, 2008 by Dougy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vegeta Posted April 17, 2008 Report Share Posted April 17, 2008 the fact you managed to drink it at all makes me well impressed I love spicey food but I get the hic-cups every time I eat it you'll get some ring sting from that though I once hada pizza crammed with jalepeno (spelling is brutal?) peppers and the next day was rough. Liquid fire is the best way to describe it really Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob300w Posted April 17, 2008 Report Share Posted April 17, 2008 "Restaurant owner said 'you velly, velly mad man' " That's unusual, a chinese owning a curry house? I feel sorry for anyone working beneath you this morning, 200 foot is a long way for it to travel, but there is plenty of wind, so just be careful that you don't get your own back! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pavman Posted April 17, 2008 Report Share Posted April 17, 2008 you barn pot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wildoliver Posted April 17, 2008 Report Share Posted April 17, 2008 look out beloooooooooooooooooooooooooowsplatarghmyeyes! Lol I'm not sure something isn't wrong with me as I can never get a curry hot enough, I'm not happy unless it leaves me in tears, I then keep getting disappointed with inferior curries and offer it round to prove my point at which point everyone else starts melting! I think we need a PW curry competition! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Elvis Posted April 17, 2008 Report Share Posted April 17, 2008 (edited) Hmmm, me too, have eaten phals etc nothing really too hot for me.....as for ringsting....dont get it, my theory is iif your curry gives you the sh*tz,...then it was a **** curry!!!!! Even a vidaloo as long as its a good one doesnt give me the sh*tz at all!! (bit of wind maybe) Edited April 17, 2008 by Evil Elvis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chard Posted April 17, 2008 Report Share Posted April 17, 2008 Hmmm, me too, have eaten phals etc nothing really too hot for me.....as for ringsting....dont get it, my theory is iif your curry gives you the sh*tz,...then it was a **** curry!!!!! Even a vidaloo as long as its a good one doesnt give me the sh*tz at all!! (bit of wind maybe) Yes but the wind feels like a blowtorch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubix Posted April 17, 2008 Report Share Posted April 17, 2008 You'll live, but you may not need to use the ladders to climb to the top of the vac tower. Try a Prawn Sri Lanka next time if you really want to get in touch with the sprirt world! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
double barrel Posted April 17, 2008 Report Share Posted April 17, 2008 As a lover of vindaloo heres my advice.......................keep a toilet roll in the fridge......if you know what I meen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
starlight32 Posted April 17, 2008 Author Report Share Posted April 17, 2008 you barn pot Believe me I have done far worse- Remember what I told you-everything has a price Such as testing a safety harness off the top of canary wharf tower for 20 quid, Wearing a rabbit costume coming off shift at a well known power station in Yorkshire for a tenner And not forgetting taking many an ugly duckling home from the casino rooms for a round of drinks.. These days as I am called an engineer and married I have to stick to curry house's pranks. How boring life is now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pavman Posted April 17, 2008 Report Share Posted April 17, 2008 you barn pot Believe me I have done far worse- Remember what I told you-everything has a price Such as testing a safety harness off the top of canary wharf tower for 20 quid, Wearing a rabbit costume coming off shift at a well known power station in Yorkshire for a tenner And not forgetting taking many an ugly duckling home from the casino rooms for a round of drinks.. These days as I am called an engineer and married I have to stick to curry house's pranks. How boring life is now. your not going soft are ya Rob if you ever stop fronting up to bad **** fowlers twice your size on the marsh (as is your common practice) it will be time to hang up yer riggers boots Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob300w Posted April 17, 2008 Report Share Posted April 17, 2008 While at an end of contract do last night I accepted the ultimate challenge in the nearby curry house. Half a pint of neat vindaloo sauce, necked without stopping. Three pints of beer quickly followed As a regular curry eater I have never eaten the dish and I am told the Farhl is worse Restaurant owner said 'you velly, velly mad man' 100 quid on the table is obviously another nearly 1000 cartridges............. Presently all is fine, but to complete the wager I must maintain a full day's shift.. Question is -Am I out of the woods yet, as I need to climb a two hundred foot vac column this morning and don't want to get caught out. Anyway the madras I had before hand was one of the best I have had for ages. And this coming from the person that thinks harnser and his naaarfuk gang are crazy? Yeah, right. According to a doctor friend, it's not so much the curry that gives you the screaming squitters, as the rice, he maintains that rice, kept warm breeds a bug that causes....yep, you got it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axe Posted April 17, 2008 Report Share Posted April 17, 2008 I love a good curry, but never go for the hot stuff. Your a braver man than I, thats for sure. An old mate of mine was boasting about eating fahls (SP?) and accepted a bet that he could devour a standard size jar of Colemans Hot English Mustard. In fairness I let him order a cheeseburger from the pubs menu to help, but christ, it was the funniest thing i've ever seen. He was quite literally sweating from everywhere, sneezing mustard out of his nose and his tears were yellow! I'll give him his due though, he did complete the task and to rub salt in the wound, he even licked the pot clean! Mind you he did suffer for it and all for two pints of Guinness!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob300w Posted April 17, 2008 Report Share Posted April 17, 2008 I love a good curry, but never go for the hot stuff. Your a braver man than I, thats for sure. An old mate of mine was boasting about eating fahls (SP?) and accepted a bet that he could devour a standard size jar of Colemans Hot English Mustard. In fairness I let him order a cheeseburger from the pubs menu to help, but christ, it was the funniest thing i've ever seen. He was quite literally sweating from everywhere, sneezing mustard out of his nose and his tears were yellow! I'll give him his due though, he did complete the task and to rub salt in the wound, he even licked the pot clean! Mind you he did suffer for it and all for two pints of Guinness!!! Now that, I would have liked to have seen! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duncan Posted April 17, 2008 Report Share Posted April 17, 2008 once tried a phall should of put a bog roll in the fridge the night before (****hole like a volvo brake light) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAJ2 Posted April 17, 2008 Report Share Posted April 17, 2008 The BIG question is............Where are you managing to get cartridges for that price? I've just bought 1000 for £168. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
starlight32 Posted April 18, 2008 Author Report Share Posted April 18, 2008 The BIG question is............Where are you managing to get cartridges for that price? I've just bought 1000 for £168. We are in suffolk don't forget- still using old black powder stock from the war era.... We have the cheapest cartridges in the country here. When I go to the shop I buy 500 for a 100 quid and where as you silly ******* pay £200 for a 1000. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chard Posted April 18, 2008 Report Share Posted April 18, 2008 The BIG question is............Where are you managing to get cartridges for that price? I've just bought 1000 for £168. We are in suffolk don't forget- still using old black powder stock from the war era.... We have the cheapest cartridges in the country here. When I go to the shop I buy 500 for a 100 quid and where as you silly ******* pay £200 for a 1000. :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkshire Pudding Posted April 18, 2008 Report Share Posted April 18, 2008 Starlight Thats the most manly thing ever posted on here !!!! Gotta ask two things .... Are you burning ? and ..... Drax or Ferrybridge ? all the best yis yp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
starlight32 Posted April 19, 2008 Author Report Share Posted April 19, 2008 Starlight Thats the most manly thing ever posted on here !!!! Gotta ask two things .... Are you burning ? and ..... Drax or Ferrybridge ? all the best yis yp Drax on the FGD in the 90,s, but should be up at Ferry shortly... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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