Axe Posted June 26, 2008 Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 What about someone who lives in the town, but owns 1800 acres of rural Sussex?!?!?!? They'd be called my best mate and when can I come shooting with you. They'd be called neighbour and offered a pint of Harveys. :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatcatsplat Posted June 26, 2008 Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 Townie, but with a bit of straw stuck down me trousers!! Moved from East London to the lovely South Essex countryside, surrounded by fields, sky and....er...... oil refinerys - You wanna see the lovely browns and reds in Autumn when the rust slides down the gasometers!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob300w Posted June 26, 2008 Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 Townie, but with a bit of straw stuck down me trousers!! Moved from East London to the lovely South Essex countryside, surrounded by fields, sky and....er...... oil refinerys - You wanna see the lovely browns and reds in Autumn when the rust slides down the gasometers!! I'll leave this one to LV. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatcatsplat Posted June 26, 2008 Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 Amazingly absorbent :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr W Posted June 26, 2008 Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 Amazingly absorbent :blink: Perhaps Martin can stick some in his gammy ear? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackbart Posted June 26, 2008 Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 sheepshagger :blink: I thought this was about where you live, not hobbies ?? Anyway small village in the country, so fields out the back river out the front and a pub along the road,what more do you want Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baldrick Posted June 26, 2008 Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 I am a born and (in)bred Norfolk yokel, temporarily residing in Essex. Any comments from Essex natives about inbreeding in Suffolk and Norfolk go right out of the window when one considers what most of the population on the Dengie peninsula look/sound/smell like. My God, Southminster and its surrounds is proper bows and arrows country. It makes East Mersea and its lack of street lights look positively civilised. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Browning GTS Posted June 26, 2008 Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 Townie by name. Yokel by nature. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harv Posted June 26, 2008 Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 sheepshagger I thought this was about where you live, not hobbies ?? Anyway small village in the country, so fields out the back river out the front and a pub along the road,what more do you want SHEEP? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tractorboy Posted June 26, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 WELL THATS THE TEN PAGER GONE DOWN THE DRAIN TB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malkiserow Posted June 26, 2008 Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 I'm a reformed chav (partly due to to a video on Youtube with a shooting party, enforced boot camp and partly due to an strange experience in a Yurt with jockstrap wearing, hairy, Bavairan Unicyclist) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myzeneye Posted June 26, 2008 Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 im a bit like martin.... small town surrounded by countryside... i live right on the outskirts, probably the last lot of houses in fact... its a small cul'de sac (what does that mean?)but ast the end of it is the bridgewater canal then farmers feilds for miles and miles and miles...... im quite lucky really as i have the best of both worlds.... my mam & dad live in llywngwyril,(near barmouth-wales) and although thats a small village, its a bit remote for work/shops etc.... great to get away there though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chard Posted June 26, 2008 Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 (edited) partly due to an strange experience in a Yurt with jockstrap wearing, hairy, Bavairan Unicyclist) Good Lord, I think I've come across him. Was his name Helga? Edited June 26, 2008 by Chard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malkiserow Posted June 26, 2008 Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 partly due to an strange experience in a Yurt with jockstrap wearing, hairy, Bavairan Unicyclist) Good Lord, I think I've come across him. Was his name Helga? ummm close ... something like Helmungla but it was at that moment that my tinitis started, never could work out what he said to call him. Strange place to find a Yurt on Shenfield highstreet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scifiden Posted June 26, 2008 Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 South of watford i thought you all were called Cleetus & had an una-brow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tosspot Posted June 26, 2008 Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 I caint reed nor I caint rite but I can droive a trator Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
starlight32 Posted June 26, 2008 Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 (edited) Born and bred in Suffolk. What more can I say??? But extensively travelled and can tell most people more about their own counties than they know themselves....... Edited June 26, 2008 by starlight32 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
starlight32 Posted June 26, 2008 Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 I caint reed nor I caint rite but I can droive a trator But can you really drive a tractor??? One the most unerated skills in industry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MC Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 can't be that hard, You old carrot crunchers in suffolk manage it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob300w Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 can't be that hard, You old carrot crunchers in suffolk manage it. True, but what they call tractors have four legs, a tail one end, and bite at the other end. Most of them are prettier than Ipswich girls though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MJN Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 Okay, Born Norfolk (Swanton Morley RAF camp) Bulawayo South cottages RAF (S. Rhodesia) Bicester RAF camp (Oxford) Blackpool & Kirkham Lancs, (RAF Kirkham) Sawston (still RAF) , Cambridge Allesley Park, Coventry Rolleston on Dove, Staffs Tiptree, Essex Konstanz , Germany W. Mersea, Essex Singapore, Singapore W. Mersea, Essex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob300w Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 Okay,Born Norfolk (Swanton Morley RAF camp) Bulawayo South cottages RAF (S. Rhodesia) Bicester RAF camp (Oxford) Blackpool & Kirkham Lancs, (RAF Kirkham) Sawston (still RAF) , Cambridge Allesley Park, Coventry Rolleston on Dove, Staffs Tiptree, Essex Konstanz , Germany W. Mersea, Essex Singapore, Singapore W. Mersea, Essex You have a problem with map reading or something? There are a lot easier ways to get to Mersea than that, B1025 from Colchester is the route that most people take. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chard Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 Okay,Born Norfolk (Swanton Morley RAF camp) Bulawayo South cottages RAF (S. Rhodesia) Bicester RAF camp (Oxford) Blackpool & Kirkham Lancs, (RAF Kirkham) Sawston (still RAF) , Cambridge Allesley Park, Coventry Rolleston on Dove, Staffs Tiptree, Essex Konstanz , Germany W. Mersea, Essex Singapore, Singapore W. Mersea, Essex You have a problem with map reading or something? There are a lot easier ways to get to Mersea than that, B1025 from Colchester is the route that most people take. He'd have gone via Singapore to get a box of Ko-Lee dried Chicken Flavour noodles If he'd have asked first, I could have told him he can get them in CostCo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kay Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 I live in a village have done all my life , 2 seconds walk and its all fields as far as the eye can see Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MJN Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 He'd have gone via Singapore to get a box of Ko-Lee dried Chicken Flavour noodles If he'd have asked first, I could have told him he can get them in CostCo Chard, it more for Orchard towers and four floors of ..... M. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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