Harnser Posted December 7, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 7, 2008 "God" your good markio . Harnser . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Townie Posted December 8, 2008 Report Share Posted December 8, 2008 I've read all these posts and agree with every one, which I find quite encouraging. It's not just me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay Posted December 8, 2008 Report Share Posted December 8, 2008 the cat that s**ts in my garden really winds me up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoskinz Posted December 8, 2008 Report Share Posted December 8, 2008 i agree with a majority of the posts, had a cat **** in our garden, never seen the ****** move so fast as it had my staff x right up his ****, people who drive audi's, little kids asking if you will go buy em fags or beer, i take there money now teaches em a good lesson wont be asking me again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bagsy Posted December 8, 2008 Report Share Posted December 8, 2008 What makes me want to go postal more than anyhting else is this;you are in the queue at the supermarket, anyone it does not matter which, and the wait is going to be five minutes or more. this does not bother me as I will sometimes snaffle a snickers and eat it in the queue and put the wrapper back on the shelf. That will teach them to lead the fish into the path of temptation. NO what bothers me is the shopper in front who has stood in front of me for the sasme length of time and wehn they have finally been "scanned" decide that then,and only then is it a good time to look for their payment card. They could have done it while i was shoplifting choccy bars, they could have done it when they where watching unfeasibly fat families walking past with shopping bags full of lard and sunny D. But no, only when it will cause maximum stress to all other shoppers do they delve into their handbags " I know it is in here somewhere, I just used it in Mars and Sparks" they waffle as if this is some justification for robbing me of precious minutes of my life. Useless inconsiderate spasms and it is these people who when travelling down an a road will stop to let someone turn left out of a junction even though the road is clear behind them barring me, and a cursory glance in their rear view mirror would attest to this. Jim P.S Merry Christmas Got my vote Jim Down here certain individuals take this one massive step further. They empty a trolley load of food and clothing onto the conveyor belt, wait until it's all been scanned and THEN start deciding what they're willing to pay for, what they want deducted from the bill and whether or not the clothes will fit, asking for another size to be brought over to double check. You'll know when you see 'em, they'll have a huge roll of notes and one long finger nail Oh, and Markio Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ME Posted December 8, 2008 Report Share Posted December 8, 2008 You'll know when you see 'em, they'll have a huge roll of notes and one long finger nail a bit off topic but what is it with the finger nail ? the guy at our local corner shop has an insane grin and one long finger nail. --- I hate moaners, wingers, grizzlers, groaners and Katie Melua, apart from that peace and love, peace and love. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harnser Posted December 8, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 8, 2008 Bagsy , Dont knock markio ,he is the youngest grumpy old man on the forum and he is not scared of a visit from the ghost of christmas past . Harnser . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bagsy Posted December 8, 2008 Report Share Posted December 8, 2008 (edited) Bagsy , Dont knock markio ,he is the youngest grumpy old man on the forum and he is not scared of a visit from the ghost of christmas past . Harnser . Ah, now wondering if he has a long fingernail Edit - we'll find out now....he's back................ Edited December 8, 2008 by Bagsy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baldrick Posted December 8, 2008 Report Share Posted December 8, 2008 I have never understood the pimp nail thing. How much cack, snot and decomposing matter must be lurking under those claws? I just hate ******, the selfish, the lazy, and beardy-weirdy, muesli-eating Guardian readers. The type of oxygen thieves that sit on planning committees, work for the RSPB and DEFRA and generally womble around the countryside making my life ******* difficult. They'd all be on the boat of justice. All pretty standards 'hates' for a rural inbred, really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markio Posted December 8, 2008 Report Share Posted December 8, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chard Posted December 8, 2008 Report Share Posted December 8, 2008 **** 'em all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ME Posted December 8, 2008 Report Share Posted December 8, 2008 ......but what about Katie Melua ? Everytime I hear that ******** song about bicycles or any of the rest of her drivel I shout "DIE MELUA, DIE MELUA, DIE MELUA" and I urge everyone else to do the same. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bagsy Posted December 8, 2008 Report Share Posted December 8, 2008 I LOVE KATIE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
droid Posted December 8, 2008 Report Share Posted December 8, 2008 Gawd you lot are tolerant. I just hate people generally, bloody sociopath me..... Do me shopping in ASDA at 5 am to avoid people, not really cos I work nights.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harnser Posted December 8, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 8, 2008 I have never understood the pimp nail thing. How much cack, snot and decomposing matter must be lurking under those claws? I just hate ******, the selfish, the lazy, and beardy-weirdy, muesli-eating Guardian readers. The type of oxygen thieves that sit on planning committees, work for the RSPB and DEFRA and generally womble around the countryside making my life ******* difficult. They'd all be on the boat of justice. All pretty standards 'hates' for a rural inbred, really. You seem a pretty normal sort of guy to me baldrick . Harnser . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAJ2 Posted December 9, 2008 Report Share Posted December 9, 2008 I've got one more on my execution list. The **** who takes his electric milk float along the A40 Witney by-pass at rush hour in the morning. Forty five minutes yesterday for me to drive seven miles because of this joker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr W Posted December 10, 2008 Report Share Posted December 10, 2008 I LOVE KATIE :( I would like to hurt Melua (in a good way) but have to say that she'll need her hair washing after singing 9m bicycles, I reckon it's full of chewing gum and dog poo after being dragge round the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baldrick Posted December 10, 2008 Report Share Posted December 10, 2008 You seem a pretty normal sort of guy to me baldrick . Harnser . I am Normal For Norfolk, and proud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chard Posted December 10, 2008 Report Share Posted December 10, 2008 ......but what about Katie Melua ? Everytime I hear that ******** song about bicycles or any of the rest of her drivel I shout "DIE MELUA, DIE MELUA, DIE MELUA" and I urge everyone else to do the same. I have to agree that's a seriously bad song. I don't mind some of her more bluesy stuff, though I think she's trying (unsuccessfully) to copy Norah Jones :( She's from Kazakhstan or somewhere, isn't she? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harnser Posted December 10, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 10, 2008 I am Normal For Norfolk, and proud. I am a norfolk man and i glory in this fact . Horatio Nelson . Harnser . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_seagrave Posted December 10, 2008 Report Share Posted December 10, 2008 I am a norfolk man and i glory in this fact . Horatio Nelson . Harnser . And the Wherry, Harnser old boy, the Wherry. LS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nial Posted December 10, 2008 Report Share Posted December 10, 2008 She's from Kazakhstan or somewhere, isn't she? And Belfast :( Nial. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harnser Posted December 10, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 10, 2008 And the Wherry, Harnser old boy, the Wherry. LS Yes of course my Lord . But proper beer is taken for granted in norfolk .I know the brewry well and is only 6 miles from me and almost next door to a gun shop ,what more can a man ask . Harnser . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carbonrocket Posted December 15, 2008 Report Share Posted December 15, 2008 chewing on gum at 60 beats a second with their mouths open. Grrrrrrrr My personal hate is people that chew with their mouths open. I dont want to see their mastication abilities, shut your lips when chewing. My mum always told me to speak with an empty mouth and chew with your lips closed. BUT now she does it, I tell my two kids to do the same. I hope I dont go the same route as my mum. But I still loves her!!! Kent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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