jojusa Posted May 27, 2009 Report Share Posted May 27, 2009 I took my kids up to my permission yesterday for a walk around as my lad is mad on tractors. So didn't take any guns and the fields were full of crows/rooks (just my luck) but a nice day out in the countryside with my kids. Now the twist.......... I always ask the farmer if he needs a hand with anything as I suppose a lot of us shooters do and normally he has everything covered, but yesterday he said "do you fancy a little job" to which I said "yes, if I can help" (big mistake, always know what the job is before saying yes!) So for the next hour I was . . . . . . . . . . :blink: Castrating bulls !!! (and my daughter got a picture!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BSA-airgunner Posted May 27, 2009 Report Share Posted May 27, 2009 nuts to thats mate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve_b_wales Posted May 27, 2009 Report Share Posted May 27, 2009 Sound like a load of balls to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul223 Posted May 27, 2009 Report Share Posted May 27, 2009 Bullocks :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baldrick Posted May 27, 2009 Report Share Posted May 27, 2009 Whilst I admit it was probably eye-opening for you, there are significantly worse jobs he could have embroiled you in! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jojusa Posted May 27, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 27, 2009 Ha Ha, thanks for the replies. Whilst I admit it was probably eye-opening for you, there are significantly worse jobs he could have embroiled you in! I'll make sure I ask next time! :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Stu Posted May 27, 2009 Report Share Posted May 27, 2009 Sweeping the yard used to be my favourite :blink: took an hour and a half with a yardbrush. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baldrick Posted May 27, 2009 Report Share Posted May 27, 2009 I'll make sure I ask next time! :blink: No, don't! Any imaginative farmer can guarantee you horrific sights, smells and discomfort if you show too much interest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evoss Posted May 27, 2009 Report Share Posted May 27, 2009 Its not that bad of a job but i think it was balls anyway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaniel Posted May 27, 2009 Report Share Posted May 27, 2009 O my god...dont know how i would of handled that one to be honest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cranfield Posted May 27, 2009 Report Share Posted May 27, 2009 Do they still do it with their teeth ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jojusa Posted May 27, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 27, 2009 Do they still do it with their teeth ? Yeah, and you floss at the same time!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flash Posted May 27, 2009 Report Share Posted May 27, 2009 nothing wrong with that, there is alot worse jobs that he could of asked you to do, like dealing with a prolapse etc did u try the sweatbread then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baldrick Posted May 27, 2009 Report Share Posted May 27, 2009 nothing wrong with that, there is alot worse jobs that he could of asked you to do, like dealing with a prolapse etc Enzootic abortion in sheep beats your nomination any day of the week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr lee Posted May 27, 2009 Report Share Posted May 27, 2009 Enzootic abortion in sheep beats your nomination any day of the week. Euuuw! Sounds nasty. I was present to witness a truly gut turning incident where the vet had to be called out to get a lamb out of a sheeps womb. The lamb came out eventually. But not all in one piece. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnGalway Posted May 27, 2009 Report Share Posted May 27, 2009 (edited) . Edited September 22, 2009 by JohnGalway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
new to the flock Posted May 27, 2009 Report Share Posted May 27, 2009 Now come on John....from what I hear we all drive brand new trucks, eat the best that the maids can serve, and call the vet for every little incedent.......didn't you get the notice from the townies that we are all rich and just getting ritcher selling our produce to the big super markets. NTTF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smig4373 Posted May 27, 2009 Report Share Posted May 27, 2009 Ha Ha, thanks for the replies. I'll make sure I ask next time! Eye opener.....eye waterer more like....think of the bullucks....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jojusa Posted May 27, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 27, 2009 Eye opener.....eye waterer more like....think of the bullucks....... It was definately an eye opener when the farmer asked if I was having any more kids and if not he could do me there and then and save on any costs or hospital waiting lists.......... I declined his very kind offer but I didn't tell my wife as you know what women are like for saving money! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy Fudd Posted May 27, 2009 Report Share Posted May 27, 2009 It was definately an eye opener when the farmer asked if I was having any more kids and if not he could do me there and then and save on any costs or hospital waiting lists.......... I declined his very kind offer but I didn't tell my wife as you know what women are like for saving money! foget saving money, id be more worried about the next time you **** her off!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeeinVA Posted May 27, 2009 Report Share Posted May 27, 2009 Did you save them to fry up at a later date Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
libs Posted May 27, 2009 Report Share Posted May 27, 2009 All the farmers are too full up from Enzootic punch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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