the hitman Posted June 6, 2009 Report Share Posted June 6, 2009 He's not the messiah , he's a very naughty boy. Monty python's life of Brian . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry d Posted June 6, 2009 Report Share Posted June 6, 2009 No.3 Hey, nice marmot! No.2 As a youth I used to weep in butcher's shops. No.1 It begins with the king as a boy, having to spend the night alone in the forest to prove his courage so he can become king. Now while he is spending the night alone he's visited by a sacred vision. Out of the fire appears the holy grail, symbol of God's divine grace. And a voice said to the boy, "You shall be keeper of the grail so that it may heal the hearts of men." But the boy was blinded by greater visions of a life filled with power and glory and beauty. And in this state of radical amazement he felt for a brief moment not like a boy, but invincible, like God, so he reached into the fire to take the grail, and the grail vanished, leaving him with his hand in the fire to be terribly wounded. Now as this boy grew older, his wound grew deeper. Until one day, life for him lost its reason. He had no faith in any man, not even himself. He couldn't love or feel loved. He was sick with experience. He began to die. One day a fool wandered into the castle and found the king alone. And being a fool, he was simple minded, he didn't see a king. He only saw a man alone and in pain. And he asked the king, "What ails you friend?" The king replied, "I'm thirsty. I need some water to cool my throat". So the fool took a cup from beside his bed, filled it with water and handed it to the king. As the king began to drink, he realized his wound was healed. He looked in his hands and there was the holy grail, that which he sought all of his life. And he turned to the fool and said with amazement, "How can you find that which my brightest and bravest could not?" And the fool replied, "I don't know. I only knew that you were thirsty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Browning GTS Posted June 6, 2009 Report Share Posted June 6, 2009 "I love the smell of napalm in the morning. Smells like victory!" Apocolypse Now. AWESOME!!! Deffffinattly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Browning GTS Posted June 6, 2009 Report Share Posted June 6, 2009 What we got heyar is a failure to communicate Also a start of a great Guns"n" Roses song Civil War Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GW80 Posted June 6, 2009 Report Share Posted June 6, 2009 (edited) My god David what is that? !! From the best horror movie ever made!! Edited June 6, 2009 by GW80 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
col s10 Posted June 6, 2009 Report Share Posted June 6, 2009 broad sword calling danny boy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GW80 Posted June 6, 2009 Report Share Posted June 6, 2009 (edited) My god David what is that? ! Edited June 7, 2009 by GW80 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myzeneye Posted June 7, 2009 Report Share Posted June 7, 2009 No.3 Hey, nice marmot! No.2 As a youth I used to weep in butcher's shops. No.1 It begins with the king as a boy, having to spend the night alone in the forest to prove his courage so he can become king. Now while he is spending the night alone he's visited by a sacred vision. Out of the fire appears the holy grail, symbol of God's divine grace. And a voice said to the boy, "You shall be keeper of the grail so that it may heal the hearts of men." But the boy was blinded by greater visions of a life filled with power and glory and beauty. And in this state of radical amazement he felt for a brief moment not like a boy, but invincible, like God, so he reached into the fire to take the grail, and the grail vanished, leaving him with his hand in the fire to be terribly wounded. Now as this boy grew older, his wound grew deeper. Until one day, life for him lost its reason. He had no faith in any man, not even himself. He couldn't love or feel loved. He was sick with experience. He began to die. One day a fool wandered into the castle and found the king alone. And being a fool, he was simple minded, he didn't see a king. He only saw a man alone and in pain. And he asked the king, "What ails you friend?" The king replied, "I'm thirsty. I need some water to cool my throat". So the fool took a cup from beside his bed, filled it with water and handed it to the king. As the king began to drink, he realized his wound was healed. He looked in his hands and there was the holy grail, that which he sought all of his life. And he turned to the fool and said with amazement, "How can you find that which my brightest and bravest could not?" And the fool replied, "I don't know. I only knew that you were thirsty. 1) BIG LABOWSKI............ class...... nobody ****s with the jesus!!! 2)WITHNAIL AND I .......... again class.... "we came on holiday by mistake..... 3) dunno mate...whats that from ? my favourite is : bricktop from snatch: ""You could **** off to Tibet And I shall have men... nutters, from parkhurst Dressed in Yeti suits, up everest with meat clevers ready to chop your tarty ******* legs off" now thats a line. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.O.A.B.W.F. Posted June 7, 2009 Report Share Posted June 7, 2009 Can't remember the name, but when those hillbillys say "squeal like a pig boy" T I think is from Deliverence Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myzeneye Posted June 7, 2009 Report Share Posted June 7, 2009 TI think is from Deliverence and "you sure gotta pretty mouth boy....." whwhhhhhhwhh sends shivers down my neck... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.O.A.B.W.F. Posted June 7, 2009 Report Share Posted June 7, 2009 and "you sure gotta pretty mouth boy....." whwhhhhhhwhh sends shivers down my neck... [/quote Glad I wasn't on this fishing trip !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Posted June 7, 2009 Report Share Posted June 7, 2009 'I got pee'd on' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bagsy Posted June 7, 2009 Report Share Posted June 7, 2009 "Yeah? Well opinions are like ####s, everybody has one." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave1979 Posted June 7, 2009 Report Share Posted June 7, 2009 i looked at the trap ray!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mungler Posted June 7, 2009 Report Share Posted June 7, 2009 Bandit this here's the Snowman, you got your ears on? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poontang Posted June 7, 2009 Report Share Posted June 7, 2009 You're so ugly, you could be a modern art masterpiece. (Full Metal Jacket) If i'm goona get my balls blown off for a word, my word will be......................poontang (Full Metal Jacket) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chard Posted June 7, 2009 Report Share Posted June 7, 2009 Well if we're doing Full Metal Jacket..... Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: How tall are you private? Cowboy: Sir, five foot nine, sir! Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Five foot nine? I didn't know they stacked **** that high! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samw Posted June 7, 2009 Report Share Posted June 7, 2009 american pie great films Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chard Posted June 7, 2009 Report Share Posted June 7, 2009 american pie great films I don't remember that quote Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lloyd90 Posted June 7, 2009 Report Share Posted June 7, 2009 (edited) Im goose , Your Maverick Come with me if you want to live I need your boots, your clothes and your motorcycle Edited June 7, 2009 by Bigthug87 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ST3V3 Posted June 7, 2009 Report Share Posted June 7, 2009 Just show him this and tell him we let you off lightly. Hear me? Say "thank you im gunna make you smile fer the rest of yer ****in life I got a word for you...******** to the lot of ya! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamie1 Posted June 7, 2009 Report Share Posted June 7, 2009 chard nicely said ''i dont remember that quote'' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chard Posted June 7, 2009 Report Share Posted June 7, 2009 Full Metal Jacket.... "Did your parents have any children that lived?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AIRARMSTX200 Posted June 7, 2009 Report Share Posted June 7, 2009 go ahead make my day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tom1184 Posted June 7, 2009 Report Share Posted June 7, 2009 "Is that you John Wayne? Is this me?" Also, from Full Metal Jacket Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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