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well,its work late/pub every night time again.big brother is on from friday night and the wife is actually looking forward to it.

can i divorce her on the grounds she is an airhead or get her sectioned ?

sums up whats wrong with this country when saddos will watch complete strangers sit on a sofa and enjoy it. :<

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Same here Digger she can't wait till friday , also with this celebrity island **** and her house doctor/relocation relocation the only time I have watched tv for ages was last nights footie . Thank god in this new house we dont have cable as when we had it she would turn over from C4 when big brother had finished to watch extended E4 big brother live . Still one bonus is it keeps them quiet for an hour or two :thumbs:

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I know this sounds stupid but I had never watched Big Brother and had no idea as to what it was about or why my missus kept going on a bout it.

So! One night after I had been out shooting, I sat on the settee next to her and decided to watch it. After ten minutes or so I asked what all this p!ssing about was, and when the program was going to start.

“This IS the program” she said. :(

 

I couldn’t believe it, a bunch of eejits sitting around talking utter ****, whilst the other camera just stayed on someone asleep in bed……..and this went on all through the night??? And people watch it?:)?B)?:(? :D:D:/

 

Nah, this is a government plot. Make everyone so stupid by watching total b***ocks all the time and then they can tell them anything they want, because they will be so stupid that they will believe it!!!!!!!! :thumbs: :):)

G.M.

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I cant stand all these reality TV shows. Its not reality at all, i mean, being thrust into a Big Brother House or a Celebrity Love Isle, only to be voted on. Its just lots of astranged members of the public and celebs making d!cks of themselves.

 

Thankgod my wife feels the same too!

 

Regards,

 

Axe.

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never seen any of these shows only the previews and had to ask who the celebs

are, I was amazed to see george bests son called a celeb what has he and the others done to warrant the title of celeb.some of them are being paid £100,000

nice little earner if you can get it.

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i)Get sky, and E4.

 

ii)Set her down infront of it, as it is live 24/7 on E4

 

iii)**** off to on a world fishing, shooting and safari tour for the entier run of the programme.

 

iv)Come back, remove food pipe.

 

v)Slap repetidly till normal function and concerntration returns (note, do this after you have ordained your house with the hides, skulls and replicas of all the animals you have killed/caught)

 

vi) Get her to cook some beef.

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he he...not just my bird then? :thumbs:

 

I think its a government ploy to make women even dafter than they already are.

 

She's in the living room as I type, glued to it...she's usually in bed by half nine but not now, this will be more important than LIFE itself until the series finishes.

 

Ah well, at least I'm not the only one! :)

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well,its work late/pub every night time again.big brother is on from friday night and the wife is actually looking forward to it.

can i divorce her on the grounds she is an airhead or get her sectioned ?

sums up whats wrong with this country when saddos will watch complete strangers sit on a sofa and enjoy it. :<

It would be a lot easier to just 'lose her' digger :lol:

 

 

THIS POST WAS MADE TIC

 

 

 

 

LB :D

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You lucky bunch of ****, all my bird wants to do is sh*g my brains out all the time !!.

 

Try to sneak out for a thrash on the sports bikes and she's in the garage before me with crash helmet and that big silly grin of hers so it's back to 2 up wheelies on the sports tourer. She's a total unreality babe, don't watch soaps or reality TV but loves WSB and GP racing, porn films and the hottest currys you've ever seen

 

I'm at a loss to understand where the reality is in all this so called reality TV ? Let me get this right: A bunch of tossers and wierdo's get put in some sort of house/island/other venue which is a totally false environment. They then vie with each other to see who is the most obnoxious, the least provocative ones get chucked out and the mega moron picks up a sack of cash. I'm back where I started, where is the reality in that ??. Is it supposed to be a send up of the government ?

 

Turned the idiot box on the other morning at about 3 o'clock after I eventually got herself off to sleep and there's the reality lot in black and white giving it Zeds !! does anyone sit up at night watching that ? Awesome cure for insomnia but a dire reflection on what people will watch.

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A lot of People these days are such sad B-----ds, all they are bothered about is this or that celeb`. What is up with them is life that boring that they have to hero worship some over paid a--e hole, come on live your own lives. Look at all the celeb` mags on the shelves WHAT COMPLETE B-----S. I am lucky my wife and daughter think like me i just feel so sorry for you if your kin like this stuff. :rolleyes::rolleyes:<_<<_<

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:rolleyes: lose her ? you havent seen how big she is

:rolleyes:<_<<_< I bet she aint as big as my old heiffer B)

 

 

LB

LB, shame on you , you cant say that and smile at the same time B) .

 

now had you seen my old goat i could forgive you then :lol::lol:

 

some face's launched a 1000 ships my old girls is where they birthed :lol::lol:

 

Martin

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