jimdfish

Has anyone who shoots a semi noticed in winter that they get powder tattoos on their right hands. As my hands are chapping I seem to be geting dark spots on my knuckles a bit like a miners tatt. Not in summer but when I am shooting sub-zero i seem to get very dark patches over my knuckles. Very Weird. jim

44 members 21 guests wangle my widge mister wot a lot times have changed jim

hatsan escorts have them on as well. cheers H. feeling fine now. legs back to normal. slightly rubbery on way back from pub. jim

i have one and it is luvverly. jim

why do beretta semis, and others, have single shot selection? jimDfish

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1000's of them. hahahhahahhaahh Jim

please help I have nearly completed a cryptic crossword today. I am stuck on one clue, the clue is "overloaded postman" any ideas? Jim

Does anyone know the routine for importing a gun from the states if I buy mail order? Jim p.s whats the name of the second hand gunsite, you know the one, sort by make price etc.

i love hugh, yes i do, and i know that youre loving him too. He is the only person on the tv in the last five years to show shooting fishing and contryside ways. Heis great and irrespective if you think him fake or fool, his is the only prog on the telly that shows it like it is. jim

going to miss you Vin the fish and gloria

they generally lose there limbs through pigeon deterrents such as gels or fine wires spread over roosting spots. While I agree they are true vermin I cannot stand to see them suffer from these primitive deterrent measures. Shoot them fine but I had my whole loft go down when a local mill owner poisone all the local birds and so tempting was the bait thatmy birds had a go on the fly. They spewed clear mucous out of their wockles and just keeled over. A sad day. Shoot only I say. If local farmers took to poisoning or gassing woodies there would be an outcry. Or sticky gels for the local rabbit population where they starve to death or gnaw off their own foot. Not cricket Jim

Fir those of you out there who do not remember a tale I told a couple of years back I will tell give you a refresher. Two years ago the fish was on his local lake spotting carp in the way prescribed by all of the angling greats, your wilson your james and your yates ( up a tree). Unfortunately the fish ended up exiting the tree in a way rarely seen or written about in the numerous angling journals that abound. several months later after reconstuctive surgery to almost every limb on his body the fish, apart from the ability to sleep or walk without looking like a charity canvasser was feeling something like his old athletic self. Imagine his dismay then when a brown letter from the local hospital arrived this week informing him that after the last check up it has been decided that the metalwork that holds him together has to be removed. Aha, I hear you say, this must be a good thing and normally the fish would agree. Unfortunately in this case it means that he has to have his leg broken again and a nother dirty great twelve inch scar on his hip. Now the fish enjoys being plastered more than most but from next monday he will be on a six week plastering that quite frankly he could do without. So please fellow shooters and anglers alike, no matter how great the temptation is to have a look at those whily fish or sat upa tree for rabbits, make sure you have a fat mate below at all times in order to break youre fall should you take a tumble. If only I had i would probably be minus one tubby compadre but I would have a lot less dicomfort. Jim(on crutches again)Dfish

here is a little trick I use that seldom seems to fail. 1. Enter your local off license *** newsagent *** national lottery ticket retailer. 2. decide that tonight is lucky night and put quite an extrodinary amount of money on the national lottery and aslo buy at least five pounds worth of scratchcards as you cannot lose, oh no , you are doing the lambada with lady luck. 3. ask the whole family what hey would desire if you were going to buy them a present, then promise them the gift with oput telling them that you are chancing their dreams and expectations on the lucky advent of your balls coming up. 4. sit and watch Dale 5. wail to all the family and anyone with in 5 miles of your rhouse that is never me, will never be me, and that you hate the lottery and tell one another comforting tales that it is more likely that you will be kicked to death by a donkey than of winning the lottery 6. Here is the clever bit. get all of your tickets and look for the numbers that did not appear on any of the tickets. There will be relatively few as you were labouring under the misapprehension that you must win something as you had most of the numbers covered.NO. this is were you come unstuck. You see no matter how many numbers you cover, it WILL always be the ones which you did not back will come. 7. simply ascertain the numers you did not cover and stopped yourself from winning millions and put them in the radio. THEY MUST WORK surely. no ones luck can be that bad. Can it? Jim(national bloody lottery my ****, national tax more like)dfish P.S I will be in work Monday

Im with you deadeye. nothing beats the great outdoors if you have the even better indoors into which you can retire once the snot starts freezing as it drips out of your frozen nose. If once you have despatched your prey, you then have to dig a hole and line it with rocks that you have spent hours digging out of the ground using nothing more than a trowel made with the jawbone of a newt and waiting for eight hours for your rancid flea ridden dinner then sleeping, malnourished may i add, under a makeshift bivouac fashioned from sheep droppings and bats saliva the magic dwindles somewhat. Again may I reiterate outdoors good, indoors better. If the above were not true big issue sellers would not exist. They would be as happy as larry. The great outdoors every night. Just while we are on the subject of bush tucker man, Is he the one who wears no shoes? Now, I like to sometimes stroll down the risky side of the avenue but to walk without the aid of shoes on a continent where it seems that every living creature is out to bite or sting or inflict terrible pain and suffering on ones person is just plain lunacy. Dont forget how the majority of ozzues got to be on their oversized island. We sent the loonies as well as the bad 'uns. JimDfish

Why, when you listen to desert island discs and ol whats her face say' you are allowed one luxury to bring onto the island, does no-one ever reply " i will have ray mears please". Its what i would do. As a fervent believer that the only reason to sleep outside under a tent made from bark and ferns and wash in a sheep pee filled stream, waking to find half a gallon of dew soaking you and then spending four hours rubbing sticks together, generating a tiny puff of smoke that the tears from sleep deprived eyes extinguishes as soon as it is generated and eating grass and nettles is poverty. Thats right, poverty. We dont all wake up in the morning, go to the outside loo, wring our clothes through the mangle and stoke uo the sateam engine before going to work. Evolution you see, money in the pocket.If i spend £300 quid on a weekend I want fully inclusive multi channel haeted pool entertainment. Not slug sandwiches and unwashed fat blokes bonding under a bin bag. ray is great, but so is Steve Austin but you would not get me near those snakes or those crocs. Watch, enjoy, but remember as the old adage goes " do not try this at home" Jim

can anyone tell me anything about these, how do you load any good ugly or nice looking Jim

i have just bought a buck knife from the us and there were no probs. no reason then to suggest that it cannot be posted back across the atlantic. jim

Paul i got a pair of rollers from Blackpool and left them in for twenty eight days. It worked out at just over a pound a day to own each bird. I may be able to buy the same pair back at the show next year. Jim

Ay up YP Are you being ironic? The original Australians were forced to go. ( picpockets, adulterers, murderers etc) The idigenous tribes of Oz were slaughtered because they did not fit in althougb they are widely acknowledged as the oldest inhabitants of any land mass in the world and therefore using the argument in the paper all further immigrants should wear loinclothes and eat wichita grubs and throw boomerangs which they do not. Aboriginees were certainly not Christian that also throws the Christian faith in to confusion as if god were really omnipresent then surely the oldest civilisation on earth should have heard of him. JimDfish P.S i am really in truth sick of immigrants into Britain at the mo because our new engineering manager is German and has a moustache. His name is Volke as is my neighbours white alsation that bit me the other day when gardening and that must be a coincidence. He also has a moustache(did I mention that already?) and a nervous facial tic and a horrible habit of speaking to me an inch away from my face and I do not know how longer it will be before I cop for an assault charge. And he thinks he is my boss ( and he is not ) and he honestly, telling no lies, refers to Germany as the fatherland. God knows how I hate him. He is buying a motorbike to fit in at work and when i mebntioned that if he does buy one we can call him motorcycle Helmut he did not even laugh. Germans, I ask you, why did you bomb our chippy.

if you can find them, i seriously recommend victory europa carts 2.75 inch but extremely quick. great if like me you do not lead the birds too much. jim

i hope in all the misery the fact that scotland won has not gone unnoticed. jim

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The fish and a couple of his friends have just returnedfrom the Chatsworth show feeling as if Fagin and his booys have just pulled a tricck on us. Now let me get it straight right now, if anyone needs a drink the fish will oblige and a couple of quid I am not short but, I must say , Theivin' robbin' hrd face dgits the lot of them, £3.50 for apasty and as I the fish is no tiddler agoodly amount amount of sustenance is needed for general tick over. As to the ale well never doth a fish drink more freely than yours trulybut at £3.00 apint for the thinnest of bitters I was forced to walk around the food and drink stand all day recieving the generosity of charitable stall holders all day. never has the fish drank such mxed bag ( toffe vodka. elderflower wine ) and even had to endure a half hour tutored wine tasting session, the tutor having the gaul to suggest that this fish should spit not swallow(not in a million years). Now ten quid for entrance fee is a bit steep and my complaint is this, they have a captive audience, do they have to be so expensive. I know they have fees to pay and a living to make but after the godly sum I expended today I fully feel that i should feel light of head rather than wallet. JimDfish P.S the skydivers were poo!!

Distilled brasso ( must be served cold) or a nice gin and tonic. Although a nice cherry or raspberry beer such as bellevue always hits the spot. Oh yes As for a smoke, anything with the power to take your legs away first thing in the morning. Jim