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Theoretically id have told him to go forth and multiply. Unless you are causing folk alarm or distress theres no reason to surrender (assuming you have your paperwork). Chill out and enjoy your sport (Whilst you can😕)

Flue like a mineshaft from scooby do 😁

Its a long story...... but one with a happy ending😁

It is indeed. I still chuckle at your 'pulling off my boxers' joke😂

😃 I had to nip off oot for a midlife crisis

Any 'because i'm worth it' impulse buys yet? Thats my benchmark. I've a yard full of them 😂

If anybody fancys making their own cider theres enough kit here to keep you busy this autumn. Its made me some fantastic cider and some wonderful vinegar :-) but I've not made any of either for the past few years due to lack of time and sadly have to get shot of my gear due to lack of space. A very rewarding hobby that I started after a thread on PW some years ago. Where does time go eh? A fag packet calculation yielded a bought new price of over 600 squids. £150 buys the lot. Will need airlocks, the odd seal and bungs but these can be bought cheaply online. Buyer collects. I'm in South Kent. Any questions please feel free to message me. Thanks for looking Rob

I'll send you a couple of VIP tickets with motor home access

I'm going to Glastonbury. Playing the mainstage. I've got the band back together.

Hmmmmmm. I blame the Environment Agency.

Because i think most of you are full of ####. Thats why.

Some gamble!! I wouldn't bet on those odds but I will bet that loads of kippers bottle it at the ballot box. Well, those have any sense left anyway.

Ha ha, and a stella in each pocket for between the drives.

"Enjoy the war whilst you can because the peace will be terrible"

Blakeys, isn't it? Mmmmm?