webber Posted November 25, 2009 Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 Grand children. I have one, and another on the way. I was feeling low when I started to read this thread. I now realise that I can tick almost every box, and now realise just how lucky I am. webber Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conygree Posted November 25, 2009 Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 every man should have... ground the end of his middle finger off with a bench grinder at some point, im a man. saw one 'hero' using a chainsaw one handed holding a branch across his leg with the other hand - yep no saw trousers :blink: used to work in a factory with guys often cutting off left thumbs in circular saws - record x4 per month What a man wants? I guess to find out that other men to think you are a cool guy. :blink: it's also painless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George1990 Posted November 25, 2009 Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 Stayed in the same clothes for at least a week without taking them off at all, apart from pulling down for a dump :blink: And a load of tools for every job and the ability to 'fix' anything :blink: Just imagine being a woman. Doesn't bear thinking about Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vole Posted November 25, 2009 Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 Hairy ears and a hairy muscular backside. The ladies love that :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nial Posted November 25, 2009 Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 Belly laugh 'craic' with mates in the pub. Nial Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Sweepy Posted November 25, 2009 Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 Mr Vole Where have you been all my life . :blink: :blink: xxxxSuzy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chard Posted November 25, 2009 Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 What a man wants? I guess to find out that other men to think you are a cool guy. :blink: Far more important to have the ability not to give a flying **** whether they think you're cool or not :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulos Posted November 25, 2009 Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 Just a well really, because you are such a square :blink: :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George1990 Posted November 25, 2009 Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 Calusses on his hands. Big enough to pull off and chew on. :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leadbreakfast Posted November 25, 2009 Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 bite ya nails so ya cant pick ya money off the floor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
borntoshoot Posted November 25, 2009 Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 have at least one wart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Holliday Posted November 25, 2009 Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 A shed Dave, surely in your case you mean 2 sheds? One for all your cartridges and the other for everything else :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robmiller Posted November 25, 2009 Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 .....An obsession with fire / setting a light to things / barbecue control Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pegleg31 Posted November 25, 2009 Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 has anyone else said it? an extra inch or two :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conygree Posted November 25, 2009 Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 has anyone else said it? an extra inch or two :blink: You wouldn't like it mate, not being able to wear boxers under your shorts in the summer :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fullbore Posted November 25, 2009 Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 A dark Secret Is that the same as a skeleton in the closet? Are you trying to tell us something :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
burntout Posted November 25, 2009 Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 (edited) ....a woman who weighs less than them. Edited November 25, 2009 by burntout Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
felly100 Posted November 25, 2009 Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 A woman with small hands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juby trap Posted November 25, 2009 Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 peace and quiet and if thats not possible LED ZEPPELIN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robmiller Posted November 25, 2009 Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 A good man always has a secret. And the ones who say they havent always have the darkest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongski Posted November 25, 2009 Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 money , tools, wife who can makea cup of tea , kids, 12, big gun , map for that spot we can never find on a woman , somethink rustey in the garden, :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pavman Posted November 26, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 26, 2009 Better knowledge of the female body If you want more i have a list. xxxxSuzy Suzy the problem is often one of poor communication :o If a woman dose something to a man that feels nice he will say “that’s nice” thus encouraging more of the same. Where as a woman will complain you don’t know where to touch me (often some time later perhaps when the footy is on) or even worse make it know publically on a forum…. Yet the same woman will have no problem telling a Doctor where the pain is…. yes Doc it hurts when you push that… If you ladies can tell a Doc where it hurts surely it not to much to ask that you tell your man when it feels nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
burntout Posted November 26, 2009 Report Share Posted November 26, 2009 map for that spot we can never find on a woman Seem alot of guys on here suffer from getting lost! Not myself - I'm like a homing pigeon me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleeh Posted November 26, 2009 Report Share Posted November 26, 2009 Seem alot of guys on here suffer from getting lost! Not myself - I'm like a homing pigeon me! Yeah, you set of for a night on the pull, but the only bed you find yourself going is the one you left from. Alone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Sweepy Posted November 26, 2009 Report Share Posted November 26, 2009 Its not so much about the communication Mr Pavman. As i have found out in the past(thank god i have Sweepy now) :o It more the fact AS most ladies will tell you . By the time you have open your mouth to utter the words of encouragement . Then its to late. And all we are left with is this look on are faces And the big lump in the bed making some very strange noises Indeed. xxxSuzy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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