Sprocket Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 getting boring now the little **** is trying to shake the chimney breast off Do a search for EVIL ELVIS on this forum as he seems to have experience with people trying to shake other types of breasts off! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mungler Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 Get a camera and get some pic's up or sell them to the press That's the best idea yet If you look half way up the page, you will see why Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy Fudd Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 im gonna vote for catapult as well, followed a close 2nd by wiring your arial up to the mains :good: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ME Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 Why dont you get a camera and take some pictures, you could sell them to the papers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaconBoy Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 stone the little b*&$*&d till he falls off and seriously hurts himself(make sure you have some dangerous items/things strategically placed all around the gardens to 'cushion his fall' )or ask the friendly policeman to turn away just as you start booting him around your garden. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malkiserow Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 (edited) Is he is wearing a red suit, and has a big long bushy white beard, carrying a sack and sporting a pair of binoculars shouting "Rudolf, come back here you little ****". This (above) is the funniest reply but the camera one is the most sensible video his chimney shaking as this is going to cost you.... Edit, can we have live action photos please Edited January 3, 2010 by malkiserow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bagsy Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 Just get the hose out Got a webcam you can set up, we can all watch it on Sky. Failing that take some pics and flog 'em to the press Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hookbones Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 it is very very cold n a hosepipes all nice n legal ..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryantidgwell Posted January 3, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 wont let me in the garden to let the dog out for a ****! i have just been shouting abuse through my loft at him and even got told to stop that ! they should just leave and let me deal with him! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonD Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 It's ***** like this that think they run the country without putting anything in except crime. If you do anything if you are in the wrong which is wrong I hope he slips and lands on his head, where there is no sense there is no feeling. Hope you are freed of the scum soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Sarakun Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 I've just had a fantastic idea, take some photo's, you can sell them to the press. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chuck Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 rock salt in a 12 bore cartridge,stings like hell and dissolves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
felly100 Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 You don't live in Strangeways do you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
christy Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 I go for the catapult solution. I got one and can hit a light bulb at 50yds. Mmm what fun ouch ouch ouch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazooka Joe Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 Phone Sky News, I wana watch it unfold, BJ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mungler Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 rock salt in a 12 bore cartridge,stings like hell and dissolves. Ah, urban myth: http://www.theboxotruth.com/docs/bot33.htm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bagsy Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 This is interesting, I hope you're not Banjobill with a moody account Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stu_young Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 i remember a few years back when i lived in kent some little "£$$"£ had broke in to house a few doors up an had to get out from the loft so was running up an down the ridge tile till he slipped an fell......... was bloody funny seeing him on the deck in pain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan73 Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 Get the hose - now - Get the camera - now - This thread demands piccies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harnser Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 (edited) I am surprised at you fellow pigeon watchers . The poor youth is unloved and is looking for somebody to talk to . You should be encouraging him to come down and to come into the house where you could cook him a nice supper . After supper you could give him a big hug . Tell him that if he comes to Norwich old Harnser will give him a big hug . I am sure there are lots of members on pw who would gladly give him a hug . Harnser . Edited January 3, 2010 by Harnser Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedro222 Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 wont let me in the garden to let the dog out for a ****! i have just been shouting abuse through my loft at him and even got told to stop that ! they should just leave and let me deal with him!yes agree mate a little bit of street justice does the trick,But i dont think the cops would like that,Hope hes down soon so you can get your feet up and relax. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malkiserow Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 Fix up some speakers in your loft and play him some Bach on full volume Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryantidgwell Posted January 3, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 tiles arials bricks are all flying now ! just had a copper in the loft seeing if he is trying to break through Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stu_young Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 there goes your building no claims then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bagsy Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 tiles arials bricks are all flying now ! just had a copper in the loft seeing if he is trying to break through Proper little **** isn't he. Anyone being allowed to throw them back at him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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