reaper6 Posted February 8, 2010 Report Share Posted February 8, 2010 JUST RETURNED FROM OUR LOCAL CHIPPIE..........FRONT OF THE QUE ...........PCSO PLOD.......LOOKED REAL GOOD HIM STUFFING HIS FACE ON THE STREET........WASTE OF SPACE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malc Posted February 8, 2010 Report Share Posted February 8, 2010 I've heard them called CHIMPS, LOL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Elvis Posted February 8, 2010 Report Share Posted February 8, 2010 Plastic pillocks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shuck. Posted February 8, 2010 Report Share Posted February 8, 2010 he was eating? AND HE WAS AT THE FRONT OF THE QUE THE ******D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RC45 Posted February 8, 2010 Report Share Posted February 8, 2010 Just doing a job. I can't see it as a career.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UKPoacher Posted February 8, 2010 Report Share Posted February 8, 2010 JUST RETURNED FROM OUR LOCAL CHIPPIE..........FRONT OF THE QUE ...........PCSO PLOD.......LOOKED REAL GOOD HIM STUFFING HIS FACE ON THE STREET........WASTE OF SPACE They are allowed to eat. Actually,he'll get brownie points from the gaffers for engaging with the 'community'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MM Posted February 8, 2010 Report Share Posted February 8, 2010 some lads who are waiting to get into the regulars use the PCSO role as a stepping stone. (and good on em) like in most jobs, you get good and bad. got a few mates in both jobs, and they are good at what they do. Then again they some of them are plant pots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jollysp2 Posted February 8, 2010 Report Share Posted February 8, 2010 Waste of time in my eyes all they can do is **** all an wait for the police. ( Wait stop i'll er just finish my chips, as i've not got any power to do anything apart from advise you that what your doing is wrong, so please stop it ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bruno22rf Posted February 8, 2010 Report Share Posted February 8, 2010 Hobby Bobbies-you've got to larf-i allways thought it was illegal to impersonate a police officer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jollysp2 Posted February 8, 2010 Report Share Posted February 8, 2010 :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Evil Elvis Posted February 8, 2010 Report Share Posted February 8, 2010 Just doing a job. I can't see it as a career.. All they are doing is making the numbers of police on the street look artificially high....they are a waste of time and space!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mungler Posted February 8, 2010 Report Share Posted February 8, 2010 (edited) I believe they are also referred to as "counterfeit coppers" or "the plastic police" so my friends in the force say. EDIT: It's the governments first stage of trying to get more boots on the streets but for less money. I say less PCSOs, less CCTV and more actual proper coppers - oh and none of those 5' 2" girl coppers. Should be a minimum 5' 10" height requirement and a bloke. Edited February 8, 2010 by Mungler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UKPoacher Posted February 8, 2010 Report Share Posted February 8, 2010 Just doing a job. I can't see it as a career.. Government funding for them is only guaranteed for another year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Elvis Posted February 8, 2010 Report Share Posted February 8, 2010 [ The last run in i had with them went like this: I just turned out of my street tonight and did a left, freezing cold, no idea of road conditions,taking it steady, gets 100 yards up the road and a gangly great police officer decides to leap intot he road to stop me.(Bearing in mind im in my Charge Nurse uniform, looking professional and innocent of course!!) and doing less than 30 mph. This is how it went: "Evening sir" "Is there a problem with my car officer??(at this point I clocked he was a "special") "Yes sir, it was going too fast!!" (HO ho ho! my sides were splitting) "Oh really, funny, my speedometer said less than 30mph and this being a built up area i believe that is appropriate?" "You were going faster than that sir!!" "If you say so officer, but i didnt see a speed gun as you flailed into the road,do you have a reading?" "I dont sir" "Then how did you know that I was speeding?" " I can judge sir" "I suggest that you go back to speed judgement school and have a refresher, as I did not exceed the speed limit at any point in the 100 yards since I left my house!!" "Well sir, you caught me unawares, i was texting my wife who is ill and it SOUNDED like you were speeding!!! "So, you have no proof that I was speeding even though you thought you heard me going too fast and as you are making me late for my real job, I am now leaving, goodbye!" " Well sir, I dont have any evidence and I dont have any juristiction over traffic, but I thought Id tell you to slow down" I bit hard on my tongue and proceeded to work........................ to make things even more laughable...his colleague who stood scratching his head and his nuts and giggling throughout the whole thing...Had a ******* mohican haircut!!!!! To the real police on here please dont think Im having a dig, but this is the "face" that the public see and these guys were clearly clueless, had the guy with the mohican even so much as spoken to me I would have wet my pants with laughter............................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boromir Posted February 8, 2010 Report Share Posted February 8, 2010 [ The last run in i had with them went like this: :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UKPoacher Posted February 8, 2010 Report Share Posted February 8, 2010 Special constables were brought in during WW2 to back fill forthose who had gone to war. For some strange reason we still have them. If you work out the cost of recruiting,training and equipping a Special Constable and divide it between the hours they 'work' (for want of a better word) beforethey realise it's not like CSI Miami or The Sweeney and pack up, it actually costs more to run a Special than a Police Officer. That's before you factor in the other considerations; like they can come and go when they please and don't have to come to work when told, are barely trained and to put it bluntly, totally useless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy Fudd Posted February 8, 2010 Report Share Posted February 8, 2010 my ex was a cop, used to threaten me with what shed do to me in the back of a landrover some night if she was on duty and she saw me out on the **** with my mates, she mentioned hand cuffs and a truncheon :o and that, milord, is why running away from the police is a natural instinct for myself anyway at least the pcso's try to do something, unlike the psni Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shuck. Posted February 8, 2010 Report Share Posted February 8, 2010 [ The last run in i had with them went like this: ...as you are making me late for my real job, I am now leaving, goodbye!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shot shot Posted February 8, 2010 Report Share Posted February 8, 2010 [ The last run in i had with them went like this: the psni usually command a lot more respect than their british counterparts although, I have heard that the guards are pretty handy with a billy club (p.s. I find your pcso's laughable ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy Fudd Posted February 8, 2010 Report Share Posted February 8, 2010 (edited) the psni usually command a lot more respect than their british counterparts :lol: you just have to duck an awful lot quicker :o Edited February 8, 2010 by babbyc1000 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shot shot Posted February 8, 2010 Report Share Posted February 8, 2010 :lol: :o your point might just be valid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njc110381 Posted February 8, 2010 Report Share Posted February 8, 2010 PCSO's are a waste of air in my opinion. Why employ someone to keep the peace and patrol the streets if they can't do anything when something does kick off? You may as well send the local brownies troop out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ph5172 Posted February 8, 2010 Report Share Posted February 8, 2010 I look at them in the same light as those who only shoot once a week, own a 4x4 that hasnt got Rover in the title and wear realtree.............. cant be ***** with them!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSS Posted February 8, 2010 Report Share Posted February 8, 2010 Plastic pigs and renta-cops is what me and my mates call them. Do they actually have any real powers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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