Imperfection Posted April 21, 2010 Report Share Posted April 21, 2010 Fantastic calender-it gets my vote! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy Fudd Posted April 21, 2010 Report Share Posted April 21, 2010 spotted the bear hanging on the fence at the range after that, ive now decided that im going to take up a career in photography Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
starlight32 Posted April 21, 2010 Report Share Posted April 21, 2010 Having lived on a variety of forces Married patches, I am simply stunned that they managed to find that many service wives who are recognisably female/human. ZB Read one of the messages below....... Steve from Dorset says 'Fair play to them for making money, I love women in the forces, they are always up for a few drinks and a bit of ooh la la. I done 12 years in the forces and I think i had about 400 one night stands. Good days..... All you ex squaddies on hear have never said that forces poontang is that good......After that statement I am thinking about a career change, can I get in at 38? I did selection at 16 and never followed it up, my father insisted on me taking an aprenticeship.Looks like I have missed out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Holliday Posted April 21, 2010 Report Share Posted April 21, 2010 Dispicable But then again, I believe it's what you might call Gentlemens Relish name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src=" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>"> name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src=" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="480" height="385"> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zapp Posted April 21, 2010 Report Share Posted April 21, 2010 Read one of the messages below....... Steve from Dorset says 'Fair play to them for making money, I love women in the forces, they are always up for a few drinks and a bit of ooh la la. I done 12 years in the forces and I think i had about 400 one night stands. Good days..... I know the ones that Steve from Dorset means. They would be the obese, aggressive lasses wearing Ron Hills, stilettos and a dirty t-shirt and fleece with their manky hair scruncheed back giving them a shiny forehead and a surprised expression as they plodge around camp. They are normally to be found prowling, brawling or vomiting in the vicinity of the junior ranks bar terrorising the young pan bashers and vehicle botherers within 10 minutes of the resident battalion deploying on exercise/operations. Steve of Dorset will be said spanner waver/cook/MT driver/bottle washer who scuttles these beasts and then thinks himself a bit of a stud. ZB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_seagrave Posted April 21, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 21, 2010 I know the ones that Steve from Dorset means. They would be the obese, aggressive lasses wearing Ron Hills, stilettos and a dirty t-shirt and fleece with their manky hair scruncheed back giving them a shiny forehead and a surprised expression as they plodge around camp. They are normally to be found prowling, brawling or vomiting in the vicinity of the junior ranks bar terrorising the young pan bashers and vehicle botherers within 10 minutes of the resident battalion deploying on exercise/operations. Steve of Dorset will be said spanner waver/cook/MT driver/bottle washer who scuttles these beasts and then thinks himself a bit of a stud. ZB Can we please stay on topic, or this valuable discussion will end up in the playpen. LS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Sweepy Posted April 21, 2010 Report Share Posted April 21, 2010 I dont know I leave you for five minutes And you all start looking at Ladies bottys :o I risk my life (and lungs)To be back in the fold of PW. :blink: So be good little boys now. And stop looking at mucky piccys. That will make you go blind xxxxSuzy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magman Posted April 21, 2010 Report Share Posted April 21, 2010 I dont know I leave you for five minutes And you all start looking at Ladies bottys I risk my life (and lungs)To be back in the fold of PW. :blink: So be good little boys now. And stop looking at mucky piccys. That will make you go blind :o xxxxSuzy Sorry Suzy can you say that again in a size i can read Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magman Posted April 21, 2010 Report Share Posted April 21, 2010 Ps, did mr flock get to eat Suzy ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dead-Eyed Duck Posted April 22, 2010 Report Share Posted April 22, 2010 Wot type of tank is that please :o It's got a big gun :o Don Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cocker3 Posted April 22, 2010 Report Share Posted April 22, 2010 food fight works for me makes you want to sign up :o :o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluebarrels Posted April 22, 2010 Report Share Posted April 22, 2010 (edited) Having lived on a variety of forces Married patches, I am simply stunned that they managed to find that many service wives who are recognisably female/human. ZB Stereotyping :o shame on you :o you a moderator too i think 26k for Help for heroes is a good effort,,after all its for a worthwhile cause and you have to admire there bottle. Edited April 22, 2010 by Bluebarrels Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluebarrels Posted April 22, 2010 Report Share Posted April 22, 2010 (edited) I know the ones that Steve from Dorset means. They would be the obese, aggressive lasses wearing Ron Hills, stilettos and a dirty t-shirt and fleece with their manky hair scruncheed back giving them a shiny forehead and a surprised expression as they plodge around camp. They are normally to be found prowling, brawling or vomiting in the vicinity of the junior ranks bar terrorising the young pan bashers and vehicle botherers within 10 minutes of the resident battalion deploying on exercise/operations. Steve of Dorset will be said spanner waver/cook/MT driver/bottle washer who scuttles these beasts and then thinks himself a bit of a stud. ZB Jealousy really is a terrible thing ZB :o :o Edited April 22, 2010 by Bluebarrels Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zapp Posted April 22, 2010 Report Share Posted April 22, 2010 Jealousy really is a terrible thing ZB :o :o Not really... Anyway, how are things in the REME/RLC/AGC these days ZB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluebarrels Posted April 22, 2010 Report Share Posted April 22, 2010 Not really... Anyway, how are things in the REME/RLC/AGC these days :o ZB 24 Years Guards div mate,how about you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zapp Posted April 22, 2010 Report Share Posted April 22, 2010 24 Years Guards div mate,how about you Ah ok. I thought for a minute you were one of the panbash Lotharios I was referring to for a second there. ZB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stripey999 Posted April 22, 2010 Report Share Posted April 22, 2010 (edited) I'm sure they used this type of literature to entice me to join up, you know, the false promises ones! :o I don't recognise any of these ladies so may need to set up my hide in my patch for observational reasons of course. What sort of bait would you advise as my decoys are all plastic and I don't think plastic will work!! Good work for the charity though. Edited April 22, 2010 by stripey999 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
starlight32 Posted April 22, 2010 Report Share Posted April 22, 2010 I cant believe anyone should think that a bunch of birds getting their hooters for a good cause is tasteless in any way? They have raised 26k for the lads, and thats good enough for me. The only thing I find tasteless about it all is the fact that we need charity to look after our lads when they come home. In fact I find it totally unacceptable when you see the wanton waste of taxpayers in society these days. There are plenty of people who call the USA for its gung ho attitude but I tell you what do one can decry their nation looks after their servicemen, in and out of the field. I wonder how successful we would be if we did a 'Pigeonwatch' calendar for a good cause??:o?:o? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kay Posted April 22, 2010 Report Share Posted April 22, 2010 I cant believe anyone should think that a bunch of birds getting their hooters for a good cause is tasteless in any way? They have raised 26k for the lads, and thats good enough for me. The only thing I find tasteless about it all is the fact that we need charity to look after our lads when they come home. In fact I find it totally unacceptable when you see the wanton waste of taxpayers in society these days. There are plenty of people who call the USA for its gung ho attitude but I tell you what do one can decry their nation looks after their servicemen, in and out of the field. I wonder how successful we would be if we did a 'Pigeonwatch' calendar for a good cause?:o?:o?? Totally agree with you thats a a fantastic amount to raise ... i was involved in doing a calander last year & that raised over 2 thousand in total... it was something i probably wont ever do again & it was fun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunkield Posted April 23, 2010 Report Share Posted April 23, 2010 I wonder how successful we would be if we did a 'Pigeonwatch' calendar for a good cause???:lol:? I can answer that one for you. Not very Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Sweepy Posted April 23, 2010 Report Share Posted April 23, 2010 O i dont know I bet you have a very nice pert botty Mr Dunkield xxxxSuzy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunkield Posted April 23, 2010 Report Share Posted April 23, 2010 Compared to those pictured on this thread I have Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pavman Posted April 23, 2010 Report Share Posted April 23, 2010 I notice none of the girls have hairy backs is that normal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullet boy Posted April 23, 2010 Report Share Posted April 23, 2010 Would have been nicer with some lacy undies on! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Sweepy Posted April 23, 2010 Report Share Posted April 23, 2010 No its only us Essex girls That have hairy backs Mr Pavman xxxxSuzy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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